58446 reading jokes

Find the punch lines for each text: Why did the computer cross the road? a) Student: “Yes sir, if he What is the biggest room in the world? Teacher:”Here is a math problem If your dad earned $300 a had been sitting, looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?” Teacher:”The essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s.” Teacher: “Why are you late Joshua?” b) “Thank you.” he said and up c) Student: “The sign said: Student: “Because of a sign down the road” School ahead, go slow!” Teacher: “What does a sign have to with you being late?” Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when d) A heart attack an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity Isn’t that wonderful?” e) Dad: “I think so What you want me to write? Dahlia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?” Teacher: “Bill, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?” Dahlia: “Your name on this report card” “Matthew, mention one important thing we have today that we f) The room for didn’t have ten years ago” improvement 10 Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it Now, Scott, you know why his father didn’t punish him?” g) “Me” h) “You told me to 11 A man telephoned an airline company office and asked: “How it without using long does it take to fly to New York?” tables” “Just a minute.” answered the clerk i) It was programmed by a … chicken 10 11 j) “Because George still has the axe in his hand”