26300 jokes
26300 jokes
... JOKES – the answers A man goes swimming and while he is i) The dark in the water, all his clothes...
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TRUYỆN KINH DỊ BẲNG TIẾNG ANH GHOST JOKES -1
... books about haunted houses? Ghostwriters, who else? How well-groomed ghosts keep their hair in place? With scare spray! GHOST TO GHOST What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you really believe ... on a plane? An airline ghostess! What did the mother ghost tell her little ghosts? Don't spook until you are spooken to! What did the mother ghost say when the little ghosts got into the car? ... Why wasn't the ghost successful? He didn't believe in himself! Why wasn't the ghost popular at parties? He wasn't much to look at! Where ghosts go on vacation in August? To the sea ghost! Who writes...
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TRUYỆN KINH DỊ BẲNG TIẾNG ANH GHOST JOKES -2
... Queen: A ghost in reverse! Queen: What you say to a two-headed ghost? King: Boo! Boo! U.S GHOST OFFICE Where should you send a ghost' s mail? To the dead-letter department! What street does a ghost ... A ghost story? But why? Queen: Oh, you know! Ghost stories are always so chilling! King: Oooooohhh! I've just seen a three-hundred-pound ghost! Queen: Gads! What does a three-hundred-pound ghost ... be my ghost! King: How far can a ghost walk into a cemetery? Queen: Just halfway Then he's walking out of the cemetery! Queen: It's so hot in the castle tonight Won't you please tell me a ghost...
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English Jokes 2
... What's the difference between a trampoline and an English textbook? A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline Q: How you get ten English teachers to agree on the best teaching method? ... battle-between-the-sexes kind of jokes Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman? A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments A2: The answer that ... Grajales - Mexico City ESL teacher Re-worded by another teacher Q: What's the longest word in the English language? A: Smiles (Because there's a mile between the first and the last letter.) A: What...
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English Jokes 5
... "They're singular on top and plural on the bottom." Submitted by Emil A student, who is studying English as a foreign language, was confused when he saw the words "open here" on a box of laundry...
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English Jokes 6
... or by the month?" The agent answers, "By the garbage dump " Bank Teller: How you like the money? English Student: I like it very much Submitted by Safnil (Bengkulu University Indonesia) "Why you...
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Tài liệu 101 Ghost Jokes doc
... the doctor know the ghost was sick? Yes, he was dead certain! Ghost: Doctor, why am I so lonely? Doctor: Because you've got no body! 101 Ghost Jokes - GHOST CHILL-DREN GHOST CHILL-DREN How ghost ... capital city! 101 Ghost Jokes - SICK OF GHOSTS SICK OF GHOSTS! Nurse: Doctor, there's a ghost in your waiting room! Doctor: Tell him I can't see him! Why was the little ghost crying in the doctor's ... ghoulish figure! Ghost: Doctor, I feel faint! Doctor: Well, I guess you You're white as a sheet! What kind of doctor does a ghost go to? A witch doctor! Why did the ghost go to the foot doctor? He...
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Tài liệu TRUYỆN KINH DỊ BẲNG TIẾNG ANH GHOST JOKES -3 pptx
... GHOST CHILL-DREN How ghost babies cry? BOO-hoo! BOO-hoo! What song ghost children like best? "A Haunting We Will Go!" What kind of horses ghost kids like to ride? Night-mares! What ghost ... call the two little twin ghosts that rang all the doorbells on Halloween? Dead ringers! MORE GHOSTLY KNOCK-EM-DEADS Knock, knock Who's there? Sarah! Sarah who? Sarah ghost in the house? Knock, ... Knock, knock! Who's there? Heaven Heaven who? Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes? THE UNFRIENDLY RESTAURHAUNT AND COFFIN SHOP MOAN-U A die-ning delight that will lift your...
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Tài liệu TRUYỆN KINH DỊ BẲNG TIẾNG ANH GHOST JOKES -4 pptx
... feet! What kind of trees ghost students study? Ceme-trees! Ghost Teacher: If a ghostbuster came after you, what steps would you take? Ghost Student: BIG steps! How did the ghost teacher explain ... spooky haunted house full of ghosts What would you do? Stop imagining! What you get from a two-headed ghost? Double talk! Why is the letter G scary? It turns a host into a ghost! What became of the ... drank shellac and died? She became a ghost with a lovely finish! What kind of raincoat does a ghost wear on a dark and stormy night? A wet one! Why wouldn't the ghost lady get a permanent wave for...
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Tài liệu TRUYỆN KINH DỊ BẲNG TIẾNG ANH GHOST JOKES -5 doc
... the girl ghost met the boy ghost? It was love at first fright! How ghosts go through locked doors? With skeleton keys! Why was the ghost a coward? She didn't have any guts! Why did the ghost go ... What the ghosts of dead gingerbread men wear? Cookie sheets! What happened to the ghost who swallowed a frog? Nothing The ghost had already croaked! Where you find a missing ghost? At his ... favorite haunt! What does a ghost take when he has the flu? Coffin drops Why did the little girl ghost haunt baseball fields? Because diamonds are a ghoul's best friend! Where ghosts like to swim? In...
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high-tech practical jokes for the evil genius
... Experiments for the Evil Genius PC Mods for the Evil Genius Radio and Receiver Projects for the Evil Genius Solar Energy Projects for the Evil Genius 25 Home Automation Projects for the Evil Genius 51 High-Tech ... for the Evil Genius 50 Model Rocket Projects for the Evil Genius 51 High-Tech Practical Jokes for the Evil Genius Fuel Cell Projects for the Evil Genius Mechatronics for the Evil Genius: 25 Build-It-Yourself ... 51 High-Tech Practical Jokes for the Evil Genius Evil Genius Series Bionics for the Evil Genius: 25 Build-It-Yourself Projects Electronic Circuits for the Evil Genius: 57 Lessons...
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ENGLISH AND VIETNAMESE JOKES from a pragmatic perspective
... Vietnamese jokes are analyzed pragmatically and what similarities and differences between English and Vietnamese jokes as seen from a pragmatic perspective First, analyzing jokes one by one basing ... English and Vietnamese jokes analyzed pragmatically? • What are the similarities and differences between English and Vietnamese jokes as seen from a pragmatic perspective? • What tips are utilized ... humor, language users and contexts It is so much hoped that the study may bring a good understanding of pragmatics and concepts of pragmatics via English and Vietnamese jokes When analyzing jokes, ...
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english and vietnamese jokes - from a pragmatic perspective = phân tích truyện cười anh - việt trên bình diện ngữ dụng học
... is aimed at discovering how English and Vietnamese jokes are analyzed pragmatically and what similarities and differences between English and Vietnamese - 24 - jokes as seen from a pragmatic perspective ... English and Vietnamese jokes analyzed pragmatically? What are the similarities and differences between English and Vietnamese jokes as seen from a pragmatic perspective? What tips are utilized ... M .A HA NOI- 2010 -6 - ABBREVIATIONS CP : The Cooperative Principle QUAL : Quality QUAN : Quantity QDA : Qualitative data analysis REL : Relevance MAN : Manner EFL : English as a Foreign Language...
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