58386 phonetics jokes with phonetically written answers

All the jokes' answers are written with phonetic symbols Also try to guess which picture goes with what joke Why did the elephant paint himself different colours? | ˈsəʊ hi kəd haɪd ɪn ðə ˈkreɪən bɒks | _ _ Why are ghosts bad liars? | bɪˈkɒz ju kən ˈsiː raɪt θruː ðəm | _ _ How you make a fruit punch? | ɡɪv ɪt ˈbɒksɪŋ ˈlesnz̩ | What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? | ə ˈzebrə wɪð ə drʌm kɪt | _ _ What has a head, a tail, and no body? | ə kɔɪn | Why did the boy take a pencil to bed? | tə drɔː ðə ˈkɜːtnz ̩ | _ _ Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? | bɪˈkɒz hi ˈwɒntɪd tə ˈsiː ˈpluːtəʊ | Why did the computer go to the doctor? | bɪˈkɒz ɪt həd ə ˈvaɪərəs | Answer key: Why fish swim in salt water? | bɪˈthe kɒzelephant ˈpepə ˈme ɪks himself ðəm snidifferent ːz | Why did paint colours? So he could hide in the crayon box! _ _ What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit! Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them! How you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons! Why did the boy take a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains! What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin! Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? Because he wanted to see Pluto? Why fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing! Why did the tomato turn red? | bɪˈkɒz hi ˈsɔː ðə ˈsæləd ˈdresɪŋ |