The Funniest Trading Game Give one weird gift and 50 dollars of play money to your students each (get banknotes from the internet) Tell them the game is to sell their gift at the best price they can Once they’ve sold it, they should buy another one as cheaply as possible and, again, resell it with a profit again The goal is to make as much profit as possible in 45 minutes, and/or get a nice collection of gifts You’ll be surprised how much highly motivated speaking you will see from your students Also, the game will create tons of fun & laughter Fetus Cookie Cutter Who doesn't love eating fetuses? Oh yeah, pretty much everybody But for the handful of weirdos who love them, be it weird punk rockers or pro-life fanatics, this fetus cookie cutter is just what the clinic doctor ordered It's only $10, making it the perfect price for any total weirdo in your life Scratch Map Scratch Map is brilliant! Scratch Map is the perfect way to show off where you've been travelling while livening up your wall with a colourful world map Scratch Map is an amazingly high quality, uber-massive wall map, featuring a gold top foil layer Why? Because you get a unique, slick looking gold wall map to start with, and then scratch off all the places you've visited to reveal a whole new world below, featuring colour and geographical detail The result is a totally unique and personalised world map What a great gift for an avid traveller! This 81.9cm x 58.2cm world map is based on the idea of the scratch card so you just scratch off the places you've been and bright colours will be revealed underneath Scratch Map also includes facts about certain countries and cities Fun for all the family Lucky Four Leaf Clover Kit Everything you need for your own little luck factory This Lucky Four Clover Kit has got everything you need to start growing a four leaf clover for luck whenever you need it The box is only small, measuring 6cm x 6cm x 6cm, but inside is everything you need to start four leaf clover production In the box: Clover seeds, Compost, Miniature terracotta pot Just add water and a suitable growing location with light, and wait for your plant to appear OUCH! Call the Ambulance Bandages In Store Availability: In Stock Usually ships In One Business Day Ouch! Call the Ambulance includes: different bandages printed with happy ambulances ready to treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches Brighten up your First Aid kit with Ouch! Bandages 24 Assorted OUCH! Bandages Hinged tin box Musical Piano Tie In Store Availability: In Stock Usually ships In One Business Day The Musical Piano Tie lets you add some chord-ination to your daily office drudgery! Stun your colleagues with a novelty tie equipped with touchsensitive key notes that actually play mucical notes when pressed There's even a breakaway strap for those spontaneous spurts of creativity (plus, instructions on the box for playing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" and "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow") This musical tie is a great gift for music professionals, piano enthusiasts, and bored desk workers Never again will an office party or class session be dull! Requires (2) AG13 batteries, included Size: 18" x 3" x 5" Moustache Bandages In Store Availability: In Stock Usually ships In One Business Day That's not a scratch, that's Mr Elbow! Turn any minor injury into a jovial personified body part with these Mustache Bandages More than just mustache bandages, these adhesive medical strips are perfect for all of your mustache shenanigans These fun novelty bandages aren't just kid bandages; they're fun for crybaby adults, too! Each fun metal tin contains 15 colorful latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain Latex-free Contains 15 adhesive bandages different bandage designs Bandages measure 3" x 1" Tin measures 3.75" tall Hang it up I love whimsical things! Sue me And when I saw this brand new product from designer L’Air de Rien, I immediately smiled Not only is this chandelier quite the conversation piece, it also would make a lovely addition to any home You can add as many hangers as you’d like to make your own personal light fixture The Hand Window Sign Know someone who loves to express themselves with their hands? “The Hand” will help them say it all when they're on the road I know you're probably thinking of one particular hand gesture that may get you shot if you're in the wrong part of LA, but there are plenty of other things you can say with your hands, like “peace,” “hang ten,” or “live long and prosper.” Funny how they're mostly all the opposite of your naughty hand gesture isn't it? \ Self stirring mug Why worry about spoons and swizzle sticks when you can have a mug that does all the work for you? At the push of a button, your sugar, cream, booze and any other additions to your coffee can be blended in with this great Self-stirring mug These are great for exceptionally lazy geeks, women with fusedwrists, spoon-phobic men and all kinds ofother strange niches of people you probably don't really have in your life Gun Alarm Clock If you love Duck Hunt, or know someone else who does, you'll appreciate this sweet gun alarm clock It's definitely an effective way to wake up, just shoot the target to get the alarm to stop ringing Besides the whole wake-up factor, it's just really fun to play shoot things Fundies (The Underwear Built For Two) Some couples share everything For the people who won't accept that there is such a thing as too much intimacy, there is Fundies Underwear for two, is a great gift for those annoying couples who are pretty much joined at the hip anyway You never know, maybe getting a gift like this will make them realize how clingy they've been, and hopefully, they won't be so damn annoying anymore It could just be the gift that keeps on giving Radio Controlled Tarantula Little boys love two things, toys that scare or annoy their sister and gross things Why not give them an all in one gift combining the two joys for them? A radio-controlled tarantula is just the thing for scaring siblings and exploring just how fun huge spiders can be Kids Tattoo Maker Do your kids love tattoos? Do they think needles are fun? Then they're sure to love this GR8 TaT2 Maker toy that will train them for their future jobs requiring no education or real life experience Not that tattoos or tattoo artist are a bad thing, not by any means, but is this really something you need to get your kids into early? Nothing Ever been so mad at someone that not giving them a gift seems to be not enough of a punishment? They might just think you forgot or couldn't afford to get them something No, nothing says you intentionally left them out like the gift of nothing Show them exactly how much they mean to you, give them the gift of nothing Animal Weighing Scales Sometimes we have to face the truth It is however far easy and less painlfull if we ignore the truth altogether That's why these Animal Weighing Scales won't exactly tell you how much you way, instead they will make a rough comparison You no longer have to lose a couple of pounds, it's now a couple of ducks, lose a rabbit and you've done exceptionally well, a horse would be impressive Just hop on the scales and you'll be told your weight by way of a regular animal Your weight loss program will now be measured in animals and not kilos Are you a baby rabbit, duck or bear? Fun for all the family and friends The scales come in white or blue, you will receive either of these colours BBQ Flavoured Worm Crisps These tasty little snacks are oven baked not fried! The worms are farm raised specially for human consumption and are fed on a diet of select grains and cereals There is approximately 15 worms per bag, they taste very similar to toasted popcorn and are seasoned with BBQ OVEN BAKED NOT FRIED FARM RAISED & HEALTHY TASTES SIMILAR TO POPCORN Giant Remote Control If you buy this Giant Remote Control and still manage to lose it down the couch then it's time to buy a smaller couch Measuring 11" x 5" it's bigger than some television sets If turning the room upside-down trying to find the remote control is not the problem and seeing the buttons is then this will definitely solve the problem Each button is clearly marked and large enough to cater for the chubbiest of fingers and the visually impaired amongst us This jumbo sized remote control is definitely not pocket sized unless you have extremely large jeans, and that's no excuse to tuck it in your pants You can also replace most your other remote controls with this one unit As it universal you can programme it into almost every TV and DVD player, just use the instructions provided Wolf Whistling Gnome Walk past this cheeky little chap and you'll know about This Wolf Whistling Gnome has an inbuilt movement sensor, so one move and you'll feel like Jordan walking past a building site Standing at about 48cm high the Wolf Whistling Gnome looks like any other gnome so any unsuspecting passers by will wonder where the whistle came from Features: Movement sensor, 48 cm high, Wolf Whistles when triggered Not waterproof Sorry but the Wolf Whistling Gnome is not waterproof Made from plastic and requires x AA batteries (not supplied)