Prof Francisco Zabala - 2016 Sex and the City Season 6, episode - The Post-it Always Sticks Twice (2003) Narrator: Lady: Charlotte: Lady: Charlotte: Narrator: Carrie: Charlotte: Miranda: Carrie: Samantha: Charlotte: Carrie: Samantha: Charlotte: Carrie: Miranda: Carrie: Samantha: Miranda: Carrie: Charlotte: Carrie: Miranda: Samantha: Charlotte: Carrie: Samantha: Charlotte: Carrie: Charlotte: Carrie: Charlotte: Miranda: Charlotte: Carrie: New York City is a great place to be engaged Miss Oh Uhm Sorry Did you want this cab? Why! Thank you! Sure And it’s even a better place to be enraged Oh You’re so busy You’re so busy Boy, I have news So I I didn’t wanna say anything until we were all together but Harry and I made up And he asked me to marry him Oh my god Congratulations Sweetie, that’s great Look at that ring I know He had it made based on the one that Richard Burton gave Elizabeth Taylor Well It is fabulous Even more fabulous than your first one So Carrie What was your news? Oh Uh Berger broke up with me on a post-it On a post-it? Uh-huh Uh-huh Yep Read it and weep my friends “I’m sorry I can’t Don’t hate me.” The motherfucker’s concise First of all, I thought you were gonna break up with him Yeah I was And I should have but he said that he wanted to try to “work things out.” A.K.A leave in the middle of the night A post-it? That’s infuriating Yeah I remember when breaking up over the phone was considered bad form I once was broken up with by a guy’s doorman “I’m sorry Miss Hobbes Jonathan won’t be coming down Ever.” I miss having a doorman So Are you gonna call him? No I’m not going to dignify his behavior with a response I am not even going to leave him one of those angry answering machine messages “Hi it’s me You’re a dick!” But sure felt good saying it right now Even to you Well, that’s what we’re here for I’m sorry Yeah I’m sorry too That relationship was a complete waste of time Oh, it’s never a complete waste of time I mean even in the worst relationship you always learn something You might not wanna say that to a woman carrying a loaded post-it But Carrie, everything happens for a reason Even if you don’t know what it is yet That’s such bullshit It’s not Look at me If I had never married Trey, then I never would have gotten divorced and I never would have met my divorce lawyer Harry, and I wouldn’t be engaged now Uh-huh Paper covers rock Prof Francisco Zabala - 2016 ˈseks ən ðə ˈsɪɾi || ðə ˈpoʊst ɪt ˈbreɪk ʌp || ˈnereɪɾə nereɪɾə r|| ˈnuː ˈjɔːrk ˈsɪɾi | ɪz ə ˈɡreɪt ˈpɫeɪs | tə bi ɪŋˈɡeɪdʒd || ˈɫeɪɾi ɪɾi || ʃɑːr ːrɫə ɫətt || ˈʃɑ ːr ɫə ˈmɪs || ˈoʊ || ˈʌm || ˈsɑːri || ˈdɪdʒu ˈwɑːnt ðɪs ˈkæb || ˈɫeɪdi || ˈwaɪ | ˈθæŋk ju || ˈʃɑːr ʃɑːrɫə ːrɫət ɫət || ˈʃʊr || ˈnereɪɾə nereɪɾə r|| ˈæn ɪts ˈiːvn ə ˈbeɾər ˈpɫeɪs | tə bi ɪnˈreɪdʒd || ˈkeri || ˈoʊ || jər ˈsoʊ ˈbɪzi || jər ˈsoʊ | ˈbɪzi || ˈkeri || ˈbɔɪ ɾu ˈaɪ ˈhæv ˈnuːz || ˈʃɑːr ʃɑːrɫə ːrɫət ɫət || ˈsoʊ ɾu ˈaɪ || aɪ ˈdɪɾənt ˈwɑːnə ˈseɪ ˈeniθɪŋ || ənˈtɪɫ wi wər ˈɑːɫ təˈɡeðər || ˈbʌt || ˈheri ən aɪ ˈmeɪɾ ˈʌp || ˈæn i ˈæst mi ɾə ˈmeri ɪm || məˈrændə rændə || ˈoʊ maɪ ˈɡɑːd || kəŋˌɡrædʒəˈɫeɪʃnz || ˈkeri || ˈswiːɾi || ðæts ˈɡreɪt || səˈmænθ mænθə || ˈɫʊk ət ˈðæt ˈrɪŋ || ˈʃɑːr ʃɑːrɫə ːrɫət ɫət || ˈkeri || aɪ ˈnoʊ || hi ˈhæɾ ɪt ˈmeɪd || ˈbeɪst ɑːn ðə wʌn ðət ˈrɪtʃərd ˈbɜːrtn | ˈɡeɪv ɪˈɫɪzəbəθ ˈteɪɫər || ˈweɫ || ɪɾ ˈɪz || ˈfæbjəɫəs || səˈmænθ mænθə || ˈiːvn ˈmɔːr ˈfæbjəɫəs | ðən jər ˈfɜːrst wʌn || ˈʃɑːr ʃɑːrɫə ːrɫət ɫət || ˈkeri || ˈsoʊ | ˈkeri || ˈwʌt wəz ˈjɜːr ˈnjuːz || ˈoʊ || ˈɑː || ˈbɜːrɡər ˈbroʊk ˈʌp wɪθ mi || ɑːn ə ˈpoʊst ɪt || məˈrændə rændə || ˈɑːn ə ˈpoʊst ɪt || ˈkeri || mænθ səˈmæn θə || əˈhʌh || əˈhʌh || ˈjep || ˈriːɾ ɪɾ ən ˈwiːp | maɪ ˈfrendz || məˈrændə rændə || ˈkeri || ˈfɜːrst əv ˈɑːɫ || aɪ ˈθɑːt ˈjuː wər ˈɡɑːnə ˈbreɪk ˈʌp | wɪθ ˈhɪm || aɪm ˈsɑːri || aɪ ˈkænt || ˈdoʊnt ˈheɪt mi || ðə ˈmʌðər ˈfʌkərz kənˈsaɪs || ˈjeə | aɪ ˈwʌz || æn aɪ ˈʃʊd hæv || bət ˈhiː ˈsed | ðət hi ˈwɑːnəd tə ˈtraɪ tuː || ˈwɜːrk ˈθɪŋz ˈaʊt || ˈeɪ ˈkeɪ ˈeɪ | ˈliːv | ɪn ðə ˈmɪɾəɫ | əv ðə ˈnaɪt || ˈʃɑːr ʃɑːrɫə ːrɫət ɫət || ˈkeri || ə ˈpoʊst ɪt || ˈðæts ɪnˈfjʊrieɾɪŋ || ˈjeə || ˈaɪ rəˈmembər | wen ˈbreɪkɪŋ ʌp ˈoʊvər ðə ˈfoʊn wəz kənˈsɪɾərd ˈbæd ˈfɔːrm || məˈrændə rændə || ˈaɪ ˈwʌns wəz ˈbroʊkən ˈʌp wɪθ | baɪ ə ˈɡaɪz ˈdɔːrmæn || aɪm ˈsɑːri ˈmɪs ˈhɑːbz || ˈdʒɑːnəθən | ˈwoʊnt bi ˈkʌmɪŋ ˈdaʊn || ˈevər || səˈmænθ mænθə || ʃɑːr ːrɫə ɫətt || ˈʃɑ ːr ɫə aɪ ˈmɪs ˈhævɪŋ ə ˈdɔːrmæn || ˈsoʊ | ˈɑːr ju ˈɡɑːnə ˈkɑːɫ ɪm || ˈkeri || ˈnoʊ || ˈaɪm ˈnɑːt ˈɡoʊɪŋ tə ˈdɪɡnəfaɪ hɪz bəˈheɪvjər | wɪθ ə rəˈspɑːns || ˈaɪəm ˈnɑːɾ ˈiːvn ˈɡoʊɪŋ tə ˈɫiːv hɪm | ˈwʌn əv ˈðoʊz | ˈæŋɡri ˈænsərɪŋ məˈʃi:n ˈmesədʒəz || ˈhaɪ ɪts ˈmiː || ˈjʊr ə ˈdɪk || bət ˈʃɜːr ˈfeɫt ˈɡʊd | ˈseɪɪŋ ɪt ˈraɪt ˈnaʊ || ˈiːvn tə ˈjuː || səˈmænθ mænθə || ˈweɫ || ˈðæts ˈwʌt wɪr ˈhɪr ˈfɔːr || ˈʃɑːr ʃɑːrɫə ːrɫət ɫət || ˈkeri || aɪm ˈsɑːri || ˈjeə || ˈaɪm ˈsɑːri | ˈtuː || ˈðæt rəˈɫeɪʃənʃɪp | wəz ə kəmˈpɫiːt | ˈweɪst əv ˈtaɪm || ˈʃɑːr ʃɑːrɫə ːrɫət ɫət || ˈoʊ | ɪts ˈnevər | ə kəmˈpɫiːt ˈweɪst əv ˈtaɪm || aɪ ˈmiːn | ˈiːvn ɪn ðə ˈwɜːrst rɪˈɫeɪʃənʃɪp | ju ˈɑːɫweɪz ˈɫɜːrn ˈsʌmθɪŋ || ˈkeri || ʃɑːr ːrɫə ɫətt || ˈʃɑ ːr ɫə ju maɪt ˈnɑːt ˈwɑːnə ˈseɪ ðæt | tu ə ˈwʊmən ˈkeriɪŋ ə ˈɫoʊɾɪd ˈpoʊst ɪt || məˈrændə rændə || ˈðæts ˈsʌtʃ ˈbʊɫʃɪt || ˈʃɑːr ʃɑːrɫə ːrɫət ɫət || ɪts ˈnɑːt || ˈɫʊk ət ˈmiː || ɪf aɪ həd ˈnevər ˈmerid ˈtreɪ | ðen aɪ ˈnevər ˈwʊɾ əv ˈɡɑːtn dɪˈvɔːrst | ən aɪ ˈnevɾ bət ˈkeri || ˈevriθɪŋ ˈhæpənz fər ə ˈriːzən || ˈiːvn ɪf ju ɾoʊnt ˈnoʊ ˈwʌɾ ɪɾ ˈɪz ˈjet || ˈwʊɾ əv ˈmet | ˈmaɪ dɪˈvɔːrs ˈɫɔɪər | ˈheri || ən aɪ ˈwʊɾənt bi ɪnˈɡeɪdʒd ˈnaʊ || ˈkeri || əˈhʌh || ˈpeɪpər ˈkʌvərz ˈrɑːk ||