33 full text message library

Using this library is very simple Just scroll down to find your objective and then find the text you want These messages are set up so that you can literally cut, paste and hit send If you want to know exactly what to text in each situation and to know how to get the best results then refer to the Texting Blueprint Dating Solution for a comprehensive strategy on how to use text messages to your advantage Enjoy, Greg C Greenway   First Contact Here are some great first texts to send when you’ve just met and have exchanged numbers These can be used during the day or at night, depending on the circumstances **Sweet dreams, sexy…make sure they’re not about me :-) [Your name] **On our way to the after-party but was fun teaching you some dance moves tonight Shoot me a text sometime [Your name] **Cool meeting you tonight, just getting some food with the girls Get home safe **Lovely to meet you last night, shame we didn’t get a chance to talk longer Here’s my [FB/Instagram] Add me but don’t spend too long perving on my pics **Just on my way home LA traffic sucks! You don’t have a helicopter you? **So bottom line you kinda impressed me tonight and I don't get impressed very often Keep up the good work ; ) **To the lady in the blue dress very cool meeting you…shoot me a text later tonight and I’ll tell you about that party we spoke about **Thanks for the coffee darlin…next time we mix it with patron ;) **I need a good pickup line for this incredibly cute girl I met today, got any ideas? Attention Grabbers These texts are perfect for getting her attention and as a way of initiating the conversation **Hey [nickname], I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend! **How’s my [second/third/fourth] favorite [profession/firstname] doing? **Haha I’ve got you by the balls now! **[Girls Full Name] I think you have a confession to make… **Oh no you didn’t! **[Nickname], I have a bone to pick with you **What kind of mischief are you causing today? **Did I just catch you spying on me? **Hey [nickname] what’s cooking? I think you should [insert random silly task/request] **So it’s pretty hot out at the [pool/garden/rooftop] right now I think you should come fan me with a big leaf and feed me grapes **I just finished a monster workout in the gym and my body feels like jelly…how good are your back rubs? **Hey [nickname], you like fajitas, beer, good music and great company? **You're boring Better start being entertaining before I leave you ;p   **I'm seducing girls back to my house with sweets Do you prefer M&Ms or skittles? **Hey you cheeky-slag, orgy starts at 8:00, but be there early so I can get you while you're still fresh **Just saying hi and wondering if that morning-after pill worked **We’re total fucking bad asses! **Please make yourself available to talk when I have nothing to while driving **ALERT: THIS MESSAGE WAS AUTOMATICALLY DELTED DUE TO FILTH CONTENT ADJUST YOUR SETTINGS TO VIEW **I swear we would make ridiculously good-looking babies… **What’s good [nickname]…still searching for your sugar daddy? **I hate you **You wouldn't believe the dream I had last night **Smile if you killed a kitten today Getting Her To Meet You Use these texts to arrange a meeting… **So [nickname] you have a good sense of humor and like laughing so hard you pee your pants? (ok don’t actually pee your pants… that’s gross… lol) It’s comedy night at the Parlour! Come join us… **Hey [nickname], I need to revamp my wardrobe and could use a female opinion Come join me on my shopping adventure tomorrow You can hold my bags ;) **Hey [nickname], some of my friends and I are cruising to this party in the park tomorrow about 6:24- you should totally join us! – you’re not opposed to having a ridiculously awesome time are you? **Me and the girls are checking out Bungalow in a few a hours SUNDAY FUNDAY! Come join us if you’re free **Just on my way to meet the gang…come out and play! **This night is hilarious! Get your ass over here NOW **Patron Greg I’m losing this battle with Tequila I’m at [bar name] I need your help Listen [nickname] I don’t know what kind of trouble you’re causing right now, but it needs to be over here   Getting Sexual Examples of texts to use that get her thinking about you sexually… **At work Crazy NSFW thoughts about throwing you down on my desk! **Just got out of the shower…Why don't you come over and help me get dirty again? **Your last boyfriend obviously wasn’t spanking you enough… **What shall we do? all of my ideas are inappropriate! **Is it bad that all I want to right now is pin you up against the wall and naughty things to you? **If you don’t stop being so sexy you’re going to get thoroughly ravaged…you’ve been warned **What’re you up to? Come and get in my bed! **I just don't think we should this anymore Sometimes you make me feel like I am just a piece of meat **It’s a good thing we don’t work together because I would totally sexually harass you… **It’s probably best we just be friends with sexual tension **I’d like to dedicate this boner to you **Big dinners make me drowsy so let’s the sex part first **I’d appreciate it if you started treating me like a sex object **So…two unicorns and I fucked you silly in my dream last night You’re welcome! **You’re making me too horny to be in public right now I need to sit down! **I caught you staring at my package **I’d unspeakably naughty things to you if you weren’t such a nice girl **Don’t forget that blowjobs are like flowers for men **I just woke up so horny that I had to hump my pillow imagining it was you I hope you feel thoroughly used ;) **For some reason, I can’t get your legs out of my head…you better be wearing heels tonight or we’re getting a divorce **You’re not a bad kisser…B+ **I’ve decided…this isn’t going to work out It will be just fights and make up sex all the time…   Keeping The Relationship Going Use these texts to keep the relationship ticking over between meetings **Stop thinking about me! **OMG…I just met your twin! **I just met a girl who has the same [ass/breasts] as you! **I’m in the pool with some wine, Motown and thoughts of world domination What’s new with you? **I miss your face you [geek/bitch/stranger]… **Oi stranger…I’m getting withdrawal symptoms You owe me tequila **You never write, you never call…how am I supposed to raise these kids by myself? **You just popped into my head, so I wanted to say hi…now stay out of there… **Thinking of you (and taking cold showers) =D" **I just saw the cutest little [furry animal] in the [park/zoo] and it made me think of you :) **hey i was just thinking about you, wish you were here(so you could cook me something and my dishes) **Let’s pretend to get together soon! **You were in my dream last night **Dude my cat just did the craziest thing **If we don't hang out soon, I might have to start cheating on you haha! **I think we should hang out again soon You seemed fun but I wanna make sure, I've been mistaken in the past **We should something I think you're getting bored of not hanging out with me :-P" **I forgot Are we fighting and more importantly am I winning? 10   Dead Numbers If it’s been a while and you’re trying to resurrect a dead number, then try some of these **I forgot, are we fighting and most importantly am I winning? **Hey, wanted to touch base in case you get rich **Oi stranger…I still try to keep up with whether or not you’re dead **Hey [nickname], you still alive? Should I send out a search party of oompaloompas to come rescue you? **Hey stranger I just met someone who knows you… **Hey, I’m just cleaning up my phonebook and realized there are Shannon’s! Are you the hot blonde, the wild party girl, or the aussie gymnast? 11 ... exactly what to text in each situation and to know how to get the best results then refer to the Texting Blueprint Dating Solution for a comprehensive strategy on how to use text messages to your...Using this library is very simple Just scroll down to find your objective and then find the text you want These messages are set up so that you can literally... dreams, sexy…make sure they’re not about me :-) [Your name] **On our way to the after-party but was fun teaching you some dance moves tonight Shoot me a text sometime [Your name] **Cool meeting you