THE HOME OF WA QLD NSW HOME GIRLS NSW SA VIC #1478 APR 1, 2019 $5.95 NZ $6.45 100% AUSSIE BEST 10 pages of smokin’ cracks RACK BY P DEMOPULA AND R ! AL ICE Iss this Oz’s best arse? JOKES PRIZES BABES CLOTHES Mega Agency FRONT THIS WEEK NOT A I’M JEALOUS! Jules Leisl very toey HEN you think about it, it kinda makes nse to advertise a brand of trendy bottled water with the most in-your-face CAMEL TOE we’ve ever seen C Camel… watter… yeah, well, there’s a connection there SOMEWHERE, so we reckon some advertising exec with a pony tail and a raging coke habit was paid about a zillion bucks to think it up But where to find the perfect camel toe to illustrate the concept on California’s famous Malibu Beach? Look no further than spunky 25-year-old LA model Jules Liesl, self-proclaimed queen of the side-boob and owner of the finest camel-toe this side of the Arabian Desert Mm-mm Makes us thirsty just lookin’ at it Just not for water, but Now if only Jules and her ‘toe would make the move to BEER commercials REGULƒRS WOBBLY WORLD 10 NEWS FLASH! 24 YOU’RE JOKING 26 READERS’ WORLD 28 SICK PICS 30 SOOK 33 PIN-UP 40 SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 42 CHEEKYCROSS 44 MOVIECROSS 48 FUCK YARNS 50 INTERNUTTERS 51 HOME GIRLS 68 HOME GIRL OF THE WEEK 70 GO FACT YOURSELF STOP FUCKEN PRESS! STOP FUCKEN PRESS! CONTƒCT US WRITE TO The Picture, PO Box 4088, Sydney, NSW 2000 EMAIL picture@bauer-media.com.au CALL (02) 9288 9686 facebook.com/picturemagazine STOP FUCKEN IN ALICE GOODWIN AND HER MAGICAL GAZONGAS HAT would yo ou if you were blessed with a magic pair of double F-cup funbag gs like these, all for your very own n? now, so you could PL Y’kn LAY with and tweak their little them a e brown NUBBINS whenever you lik ked? Probably the same as US – never leave tthe sanctuary of yourr om, just stay in there bedroo e and K and PLAY all day lo TWEAK ong Well, that’s SORT OF wh hat my topless model Alicce Pomm win does these days Goodw She webcams from her home in London, giving her eager fans great, steaming eyefuls of her ar-powered norks, all for nuclea Y REASONABLE fee a VERY E BBIT H L ! Sure, occasionally she bungs on some trackies and a flanno to go down the shops and buy some CANS and her air-freight copy of THE PICTURE Now and then she even chucks on a nice FROCK to go on the razz around town with her hubby, the USELESS pommy footballer Jermaine Pennant Then of course there’s the odd modelling assignment in some exciting FOREIGN joint, like Dubai, or Bournemouth But mostly she’s just laying around in the sack, tweaking a RAMPANT nip here, rubbing a sleak, tanned inner thigh there, and moaning like a Labrador with a tummy ache, while the world watches on and plugs in its credit card number Hey – it’s a living! Keep up the good work, Alice! EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT TIT! E MENORCA! This bunch of hot models packed badly for their group holiday to the Spanish island – one T-shirt, one pair of jeans, three pairs of shoes Oh well They managed MARGARET RIVER! Jessica Albanka is a nudie model from Hungary, so she probably doesn’t realise she’s in imminent danger of getting MUNCHED by a shark Look out, Jessica! STOP FUCKEN PRESS! BARCELONA! Sexy Latvian Dominika Jule knows how to win a table tennis tourny - want until game point in the final and flash the full box and dice Game over, man! STOP FUCKEN PRESS! STOP FUCKEN PRESS! PRAGUE! Obviously Sofi hasn’t heard about the problems of sitting bare-arsed on a cane chair No worries, but – there’ll be plenty of volunteers to smooth it out F FRANKFURT! Not having a pool, when it gets hot in Germany, Ediny Anata has to resort to hosing herself down in the backyard And don’t the neighbours fucken love it! SAN FRANCISCO! Seppo porn star Ariana Aimes knows she can get a substantial discount at the local health food store by flashing a tit That’s worth a bag of nuts any day STOP FUCKEN PRESS! STOP FUCKEN PRESS! STOP FUCKEN PRESS! TOP T OP TITS TITS “I like to be nude at beaches” $200 BEAUT BUM! TORI // 24 ST KILDA, VIC “I’m an open-minded person and I like to travel to discover the world,” says 24-year-old German nurse Tori We assume as you are posing nude for us you are quite open-minded about rooting and nudity “Of course, I’m not a shy person regarding nudity I like to be nude at beaches and in nature.” You must be enjoying your Australian holiday, then “I definitely am.” What’s the most unusual place you’ve been naked? “On the top of a hill in Thailand.” You ran out of money to pay for your green curry chicken? “I didn’t want to have any lines from my bikini.” Were you surprised that Australians are less comfortable with nudity than Germans? “I don’t have that impression It is like back home; people are looking but they don’t judge.” WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO AROUSE YOU? “I am not so open-minded about sex.” 57 GO HARD! GO HOMIES! “I not need a lot to make me aroused” 58 CHRISTINA // 32 BYRON BAY, NSW Looking at 32-year-old German traveller Christina naked puts you in an exclusive club, readers Who back in Germany knows you posed nude? “Only a few of my friends Just the closest ones.” So you won’t be dropping your knickers on camera when you get back home? “Probably not But I would definitely it again in another country or would love to it again in Australia.” Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the one time? “I’ve never done that I never came to this point, but I guess I would decide spontaneously and go with my feelings if I did.” WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO AROUSE YOU? “I think if I love someone and I want to have sex, I not need a lot to make me aroused The person or the body I want is enough.” HOMBILE IES SE MAE 31 SILVIE 19 QLD XY S AC NAP RO S F SS R OZ OM SOPH 25 WA SA CARLY 23 NSW KITTY 21 VIC MAX 26 NSW BILE MO F A GOT NE? O A DO! PHO RSE Y S? COU BOOB AP A GOT UT! 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SCARLET DARLINGHURST, NSW CARLTON, VIC ove to s ow o “I got uc e n a park” MIA RANDWICK, NSW “I m usua y a s y g rl” NOTHING BUT THE BOOBS STEFANI GOLD COAST, QLD “ 60 s s my rst t me” MADDY EVIE DARWIN, NT ALBURY, NSW “I scream ur ng sex” “ queeze my n ps” GIRLS NEXT DOOR G IRLS N EX T D OOR “I enjoyed being naked outside” BLOSSOM // 34 AINSLIE, ACT Japanese performer and language student Blossom, 34, has been in Australia for about four years and reckons “the most favourite part of my body is my breasts” They certainly stand out – they probably arrive in a room five minutes before the rest of you “But I also like my peach bum.” We reckon it’s pretty fine, too What you miss the most about Japan? “I miss hot springs the most.” You can still strip off at one of our beaut Aussie beaches, have you done that before? “Yes I went to Swanbourne Beach before.” Did you have a top time there? “It was a unique experience that I had I had never been to a nudist beach before.” How’d you adjust? “It made me feel free I enjoyed being naked outside.” We bet everyone else at the beach enjoyed it, too WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO AROUSE YOU? “Touching my body slowly and whispering voices.” GO HARD! GO HOMIES! VANESSA // 33 “He pumped me anal for a while” STANMORE, NSW W “I met up with my ex the other night and his parents hate me, so we snuck off to this empty shed and he pumped me anal for a while as I was looking around for anyone watching,” says 33-year-old mum-of-one and masseuse Vanessa Sounds very exciting “It was very exciting.” Did you manage to entertain any viewers? “I did not see anyone, but I hope they heard it.” What gets you off about anal so much? “It is so naughty and my arse really loves it” Do you insert anything else into it? “Silicon toys: half dongers.” What about other girls’ bums? “Yeah, I like spreading them for the guy to dip in and out of.” What a helpful young lady you are WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO AROUSE YOU? “Touching my nipples over my clothes.” MILF WEEK! 62 NOTHING BUT THE BUM N OTHING B UT T HE B UM BRITNEY MELBOURNE, VIC “ ongue my arse o e!” MATILDA NEWTOWN, NSW “ m an ex t on st” LOUISE WOOLLAHRA, NSW ower sex roc s NOTHING BUT THE BUM KAITLYN SALLY BOX RIDGE, NSW MANDURAH, WA m a pro suc er “I want to e watc ed” GRACE BRISBANE, QLD “I e to tan my um” 63 FLASHBACK JANUARY 2013 BECKY // 24 PERTH, WA “I can grab my ankles,” brags Becky, 24 Done that with more than one person? “Yes, with two other girls and two guys – a fivesome It’s kind of a weird circle, the guys suck pussy from behind and the girls suck them off.” We’re sure one of the girls has a face full of vag Is that you? “Yes.” Do you that sorta thing often? “Yep, once a month.” Do you ever have more than five? “No Any more than that and you lose the attention It’s good with three or five Odd numbers are better, as couples tend to split off.” Got any of this in film? “Sort of I make my own porn – masturbating on camera and sending it to friends I want to have sex on camera, though.” “I’ve had a fivesome before” 64 “We seduce all the men” AVA // 19 HAMILTON, NZ Kiwi stripper Ava, 19, reckons she’s pretty damn flexible: “I can get my legs over my head.” That noise was our readership having a simultaneous stroke To really fuck them up, can you describe yourself whipping your legs up in an all-girl chonk-a-thon? “No, I can’t name any I’m not really interested in that.” All the more for the blokes, then What you like about stripping? “The fact that guys come to visit us thinking they can what they want, but we’re calling the shots We seduce all the men.” Where’s the strangest place you’ve had sex? “In a gym on some weight benches.” Sounds like the only kind of workout we’d actually like 65 GO HARD! GO HOMIES! “We sometimes have sex six times a night” CHLOE // 22 AURORA // 29 HILLBANK, SA MALVERN, VIC What have you been up to, Aurora? “Working as promo model and going to couples’ clubs with my man We have heaps of fun and sometimes have sex six times a night.” Is it weird watching your bloke root somebody else? “No, it’s a real turn on for me He gets to watch me with other guys, too My best was being done by two guys and a girl.” Nobody gets jealous? “Nope, we’re really comfortable with the whole 66 “My ex asked me to use a vibrator on him” thing We both really like sex and we’re open about that.” Is there anything you won’t in bed? “Nope, I’ll give anything a go You never know what you’ll like until you try it.” Atta girl! Gotta give everything a crack WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO AROUSE YOU? “I love food Invite me to a barbie Then maybe after a few drinks we can go skinny-dipping in your pool and see where the night takes us!” “Sex is always good,” says this ultra-rootable 22-year-old waitress “My sex life is dead at the moment, but I’m hoping to change that soon.” What have you been doing with your time? “Camping, working and that sort of thing I try to get away into the country with friends a lot.” Ever had sex under the stars? “Yes, it can be OK, but the bugs can really fuck things up It’s always worth trying, through.” What sort of fella are you looking for? “I want a tradie who is decent and good looking It’s a bonus if he can fix my car, too.” What’s the most extreme thing you’ve done in bed? “An ex once asked me to use a vibrator on him! He really loved it that way.” What’s the best way for a fella to pick you up? “Come and say hello Maybe buy me a drink!” WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO AROUSE YOU? “Dirty talk Either in person while we’re fucking or even sending me texts telling me what you’re going to to me later in bed.” HOMIES WHO LOVE HOMIES H OMIES W HO L OVE H OMIES ASHKA // 29 & TRACEY // 20 ADELAIDE, SA “Her natural breasts are my favourite” “Tracey’s figure is stunning” Twenty-year-old Tracey has plenty of reason to look up at her tall buddy Ashka, 29, particularly if she is between her thighs What you like between a girls’ thighs? Tracey: “Having your hands on a girl’s thighs – ‘the love handles’ – is one of life’s greatest pleasures, because at that moment you know she has submitted and she is yours for the taking.” How does Ashka’s body rate? Tracey: “She has beautiful skin and a lovely body Her natural breasts are my favourite part.” Ashka: “Tracey’s figure is stunning I can always appreciate a woman with amazing hips.” WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO AROUSE YOU? Tracey: “If a man with a bit of a beard kisses your neck just so lightly It sends me crazy I can’t say women have a button but with my neck I can say I definitely do.” Ashka: “Definitely whispering sweet nothings in my ear you got me with that.” $300 HOMIES LOVE HOMIES TRACEY ASHKA 67 Karl Clifford GO HARD! GO HOMIES! $400 HOMIE OF THE WEEK SIENNA // 18 BRISBANE, QLD This 18-year-old Instagram model and bartender is the sort of chick who gets what she wants, when she wants it: “If I see a guy I like at a party or club, I’ll just walk up to him and tell him he’s coming home with me,” explained Sienna What happens if he says no? “Nobody has ever said no I’m very persuasive.” What’s your favourite thing to when you get him home? “I like to have sex on my balcony or in the shower I like being fucked really hard.” Fair enough And what else we need to 68 know? “I like a guy who knows how to please a woman and be dominant in the bedroom Usually I go for older guys because they know what they are doing and know how to treat me right.” We’re listening… “And it’s a big plus if the guy I’m with is good with his fingers It really makes a difference.” We hear Warnie is single! “No, thanks.” We wouldn’t root him, either WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO AROUSE YOU? “Foreplay Always foreplay Don’t just stick it in and start fucking, you gotta get me dripping wet first!” “Older guys know what they’re doing” FLASH FOR CA$H! 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