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ON SALE WEDNESDAY & THURSDAY MIDWEEK March 13, 2019 £1 (on sale Wed Mar 13 & Thur Mar 14) Why did Love Island Olivia show off her boobs? GREALISH THUG HAS PRICE ON HIS HEAD IN PRISON SEE PAGE FIND OUT - PAGE 12 STUNNA HAD SEX IN STREET OUTSIDE MOSQUE ORY LL ST Morning prayers FU- PA GE 11 worshippers found randy pair Rhian busts out! SEE INSIDE MIDWEEK THE IRA ARE BACK! March 13, 2019 Hawking’s nurse gets struck off THE former nurse of Professor Stephen Hawking has been struck off the nursing register after a panel found she did not give appropriate care to the renowned physicist The Nursing and Midwifery Council said yesterday that Patricia Dowdy “failed to provide the standards of good, professional care that we expect and Professor Hawking deserved” The 61-year-old, who was with Prof Hawking (above) between 1999 and 2004 and employed again from July 2013, had been handed an interim suspension back in March 2016 She faced multiple misconduct charges in relation to the care she provided to the boffin, who died in March last year at the age of 76 The family of Prof Hawking lodged a complaint which had initially prompted the investigation into Mrs Dowdy GET THE SPORT ONLINE FREE FOR A MONTH! GO TO www.sundaysportonline.co.uk Horror as terror group claims to be responsible for bombs RETURN: The old face of terror (above) and bomb disposal unit in Glasgow last week Ben Nevis: Two dead TWO climbers have died and two injured in an avalanche on Ben Nevis, police last night said Inverness Coastguard helicopter, an air ambulance, three road ambulances and a trauma team were sent to the scene Lochaber Mountain Rescue Team was supported by members of Glencoe Mountain Rescue Team in the rescue effort The alarm was raised to the incident in Number Gully at 11.50am Yesterday, the Scottish Avalanche Information Service assessed the potential avalanche risk in Lochaber, where Ben Nevis is located, as “high” The Met and Police Scotland said similar packages were sent in the past by dissident Northern Ireland groups Police also revealed that one package may be unaccounted for The devices arrived on March and at Waterloo Station, buildings near Heathrow Airport, London City Airport and the University of Glasgow A joint statement from Police Scotland and the Metropolitan Police yesterday said the claim of “IRA” responsibility was received on Monday by the Belfast-based Irish News, and that a recognised codeword was used It added: “Given the packages received last week bore similarities to devices By COLIN HURST news@sundaysport.co.uk sent in the past which were linked to dissident groups associated with Northern Ireland-related terrorism, officers were already looking at this as a line of inquiry “However, we continue to keep an open mind and enquiries continue “We are also aware that those claiming responsibility have indicated five devices were sent At this time, only four have been recovered Vigilant “Extensive advice has already been issued to relevant businesses and sectors to be vigilant for and report suspicious packages to police “This advice was previously sent to armed forces personnel and is being reiterated again in light of this claim “We continue to urge the public to remain vigilant and report anything suspicious to police.” A BRITISH woman who went missing in Guatemala died in “a tragic accident”, a charity has said Catherine Shaw, 23 (above), from Witney, Oxon, was reported missing after she left a hotel near Lake Atitlan on March Her body was found by a search team about 60ft from the top of the Indian Nose hiking trail on Monday The Lucie Blackman Trust, which has been helping Ms Shaw’s family, said “foul play was probably not involved” Trust chief executive Matthew Searle said speculation that she was raped and murdered was “incredibly unhelpful, distressing and unnecessary” He said Ms Shaw had been fasting and she may have passed out or fallen “due to her lack of intake of food and fluid” He added: “She was very much a nature lover and adored sunrises, so it seems quite conceivable that she went up the mountain to greet the sunrise, shedding clothing as she went.” UK Boeing 737 are grounded DESTROYED: Manchester OFFICERS investigating devices sent to addresses in London and Glasgow have confirmed a claim of responsibility has been made in the name of the “IRA” British hiker’s tragic accident on mountain The parcel bomb incidents come almost a year after MI5 downgraded the threat posed in Britain by Irish Republicans It is currently classified as “moderate”, meaning attacks are possible, but not likely In Northern Ireland, the risk is greater, exemplified by a car bomb detonating in Londonderry in January All the attacks were claimed by an organisation calling itself the IRA It’s often referred to as “the new IRA”, to distinguish it from the Provisional IRA The Provos were active in Northern Ireland and on the mainland – detonating, for example, a huge bomb in Manchester city centre in 1996 – during the Troubles THE UK’s Civil Aviation Authority has banned the Boeing 737 MAX from operating in or over UK airspace “as a precautionary measure” The decision comes after an Ethiopian Airlines plane crashed on Sunday, killing 157 people on board It was the second fatal accident involving the 737 Max model in less than five months Countries including China, France and Germany have also grounded the jets But US officials say the aircraft are still safe to fly The CAA said the directive would remain in place until further notice YANKS ‘WOULD LOSE WW3’ IT will be cold and very windy with sunshine and showers, heavy in places, with snow over northern hills Showers will steadily ease but rain will reach the west later Temperatures of 10C in London, 8C in Cardiff, 9C in Manchester, 8C in Belfast and 8C in Edinburgh Thursday is unsettled, FRI: Mixed bag SAT: Cloud and rain SUN: Some sun with bouts of wind and rain, heavy in the west Temperatures of 13C in London, 12C in Cardiff, 11C in Manchester, 10C in Belfast and 10C in Edinburgh OUTLOOK: Milder THE US will not stand a chance against Russia and China should World War III break out, advanced warfare analysts have warned Nonprofit global policy think tank RAND has been performing simulated war scenarios – often sponsored by the Pentagon – to test how American forces would fare against the world’s other leading military superpowers Last week, RAND analysts revealed the US has suffered severe losses in these scenarios, despite spending ONE TRILLION dollars annually on the military, twice exceeding the spending of any other country “In our games, when we fight Russia and China, ‘blue’ gets its ass handed to it,’ researcher David Ochmanek explained at the Center for a New American Security US forces are usually colour-coded blue in the simulations Though hypothetical, the games warn the world order America has fought to protect for more than a century could be at risk The simulated conflicts take place in all five domains of battle – land, sea, air, space and cyberspace Accord to RAND, ‘red’ aggressor forces frequently burn US military bases to the ground, sink warships and take out cyber systems Robert Work, a former deputy secretary of defence and experienced war-gamer, explained that America’s F-35 fighter (left) jet is the most advanced of its kind in the sky, but is vulnerable on the tarmac He said: “It gets killed on the ground in large numbers.” Work and Ochmanek both said China focus on cyberspace with ‘system destruction warfare’, which targets American communications satellites, command-and-control systems, and wireless networks BREW DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 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GO TO www.sundaysportonline.co.uk Age 28, 34E-26-32, from Hammersmith, west London Sammie Pennington ME O H S Y A ALW PLESS OF TO S BABE March 13, 2019 MIDWEEK GOOD BOOZE: TV bosses have ale contest planned Telly chiefs to make celebrity micropub reality show By REX ROWLANDS rex@sundaysport.co.uk TELLY bosses are to combine two of modern life’s biggest obsessions – reality TV and booze – for what they reckon will a ratings winner The new show will train two teams of celebs how to brew craft beer – and then pit them against each other flogging their ale in competing pop-up boozers Comic The new show, provisionally called Celebrity BrewPub, is hush-hush at the moment but it’s believed producers want ale fan James May to host it A source close to the production crew said: “They’ve drawn up a wish list of possible contestants “They’d love Michelle Keegan for her bar experience off Coronation Street and Megan Barton-Hanson for her big tits “And for a bit of a comic turn, they’d like Arg from TOWIE He’d probably something funny like fall in the tun of beer as it was brewing “All in all, it’s sure to be telly gold, if it gets the go-ahead.” ALE ABOARD: May, Megan, Michelle and TOWIE’s Arg NICKI’S BIG COCK CALL RAUNCHY Nicki Minaj delighted fans at a London concert when she asked if there were any “sexy boys with a big penis” in the crowd The rapper (right), 36, was at the O2 Arena, for a bumper 36 song set-list Within minutes she was being wheeled around on a four poster bed before simulating masturbation to her aptly titled song Feeling Myself She later put out the cock shout A fan said: “She’s hot.” MIDWEEK GET THE SPORT ONLINE FREE FOR A MONTH! GO TO www.sundaysportonline.co.uk March 13, 2019 d n a h e n o n o ‘I can count s e m i t f o r e the numb d e k a n n e I’ve be GAME OF THRONES EXCLUSIVE Inbetweeners James given a ‘horrible’ cock THE Inbetweeners Movie writer Damon Beesley has revealed the “most expensive” effect in the film is when James Buckley’s alter ego Jay Cartwright has his swimming trunks pulled down – because they needed to use a STUNT COCK Buckley was given a “horrible c**k” for the film after he annoyed Beesley by refusing to strip for the scene A double had to be found at the last minute after James (above), 31, refused to expose his manhood Damon, 48, said he took “vicious delight” in superimposing the double’s penis on James as viewers would assume he had exposed his own bits In an interview he said: “It was annoying for us was because he’d had the script for about eight months “We found someone in Majorca, where we filmed I said to James we had a double “It’s a full-length body shot of James but someone with a much more horrible cock superimposed Nobody knows it’s not his I had a little vicious delight in that.” ‘Er, how many fingers you have, Emilia?’ Fact me! IN Georgia, no one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday Wonga compo claims rocket OVER 40,000 Wonga customers are seeking compensation from the defunct payday lender, with administrators to the firm expecting the number to shoot up further Documents released by the Treasury Committee show that the number has mushroomed from a January estimate of 10,500 as more borrowers sold unaffordable loans come forward, chairwoman Nicky Morgan was told.” Wonga collapsed in August after it was hit by a surge in people making compensation claims over historical loans Mrs Morgan wrote to corporate undertakers Grant Thornton to ask how the accountancy firm intends to progress outstanding complaints Its boss Dave Dunckley responded saying that they will set up a portal for customers to make claims directly online WITH just weeks to go until the start of Game of Thrones season eight, star Emilia Clarke has defended the level of nudity in the “tits and dragons” fantasy drama As fans eagerly await the final series of the HBO classic, Emilia has denied it’s just a big ol’ nude fest In the past the fantasy drama has sparked headlines over violence and nudity Epic And a scene involving Kit Harington’s bare bum was billed by some an ‘epic’ moment in the show’s history But Emilia is defiant She stormed: “Kit’s ass, someone else’s ass, my ass, it doesn’t By GRACE HOOPER news@sundaysport.co.uk matter! It’s not what the show is about, it’s not what any bit of acting is about “As for my character, I can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been naked “I can talk about the importance of women in this show until the cows come home It has gone a way to changing the landscape of the industry as we see it, which is really vital and really important.” Co-star Gwendoline Christie echoed Emilia’s sentiments and said her character, Brienne, ‘was defying gender norms and the female perceptions that we have’ on TV thus far In the interests of research, Midweek Sport checked just how many times Emilia HAS been naked in the series… GET THE SPORT ONLINE FREE FOR A MONTH! GO TO www.sundaysportonline.co.uk BRUTE FARCE: Moron Mitchell faces a beating in prison Kerry chooses new fellas by their ‘sex face’ KERRY Katona admits she sizes a man up by wondering what face he’d pull if they were having sex The mum-of-five let slip the method on the latest installment of Celebs Go Dating When shown an image of a potential suitor by dating experts Anna Williamson and Paul Carrick Brunson, Kerry squinted at the photograph Explaining what she was doing, the Atomic Kitten star (above), 39, said: “Sometimes I try imagining what they look like when they’re having sex, what kind of face would he pull?” But Kerry decided to meet the man for the E4 show, saying: “It’s a picture A picture can say 1000 words, but till you meet somebody ” On the date the man – Giancarlo from Romford, east London – used phrases such as “are you off to dump your kids off at the pool”, a euphemism for taking a poo Kerry declined to see him again but said: “I’ve not had sex in a long, long time that’s what I need to sort out!” GREALISH THUG ‘WILL BE KEPT IN NONCE WING’ NEWS EXCLUSIVE NORWAY knighted a penguin THE date for the final episode of long-running sitcom The Big Bang Theory has been announced U.S TV network CBS said the last episode, an hour-long special, will arrive on May 16 E4, which broadcasts the programme in the UK, will show it at a later date Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Johnny Galecki, Mayim Bialik, Melissa Rauch, Simon Helberg, and Kunal Nayyar star in the show, which has been one of the most popular comedies on TV since it launched in 2007 The programme will end after 12 seasons and 279 episodes, and will be the longest-running multicamera series in television history MIDWEEK MIDWEEK Fact me! Last Big Bang show date set March 13, 2019 GREAL SHAME: But thug will pay price in jail (right) SOCCER thug Paul Mitchell will be forced to live amongst paedophiles and rapists during his prison term over fears he will be attacked in jail The Birmingham City fan, 27, was jailed for 14 weeks after he ran onto the pitch at the club’s St Andrews ground and punched rivals Aston Villa’s ace midfielder Jack Grealish He will serve out his sentence in HMP Birmingham and prison guards have decided to keep him in the jail’s nonce wing to protect him from angry Aston Villa fans who may be out for revenge A source said: “Normally when a prisoner is this notorious, when they have done something Fears for yob’s safety in hell jail By REX ROWLANDS news@sundaysport.co.uk really horrible, they need protection “This prick isn’t exactly Ian Huntley but if we put him in with the general prison population there is a good chance he might not even get to see the week out “The safest place for him is in the vulnerable prisoners’ wing He’s not a nonce but he’ll be surrounded by them “There will be a price on his head.” It doesn’t help that HMP Birmingham is officially one of the worst prisons in the country, with violence and poor hygiene Its last inspection reported how it’s floors were littered with “cockroaches, blood and ‘Littered with cockroaches, blood and vomit’ vomit” Things were so bad that the private prison was taken off its owners G4S and is now being run by the government Experts say things have improved since but it is still one of the most dangerous prisons in the UK GET THE SPORT ONLINE FREE FOR A MONTH! GO TO www.sundaysportonline.co.uk March 13, 2019 Go solo James on song after label ‘blow’ JAMES Morrison says it was a “blow” when he was dropped by his record label, but now sees the setback as “more positive than negative” The singer, 34, shot to fame with hits You Give Me Something and Broken Strings But after releasing four studio albums with Universal Music, including 2015’s Higher Than Here, he was dropped from the label He is now releasing new record You’re Stronger Than You Know on his own label, Stanley Park Records James (above) told BBC Breakfast: “It’s more positive to me than negative “At the start it was a bit of a blow, but now I’m doing it myself and I feel a bit more confident in the space that I’m in “I feel I’m being supported a little bit more in the right way as an artist, so that in turn helped me be more creative.” DON’T MISS THIS SUNDAY’S MOTLEY CRUE – THE INSIDE STORY OF WORLD’S WILDEST ROCK BAND Sky Bet ‘noggin’ ad deemed bad A TELLY ad for Sky Bet has been banned for suggesting players who know a lot about sport were more likely to gamble successfully The ad, seen in August, was narrated by football presenter Jeff Stelling, who said: “Spark your sports brain and roll all the possibilities into one bet How big is your sports noggin?” Advertising Standards bosses said it could lead to irresponsible gambling.” Age 24, 34G-28-34, from Basildon, Essex MIDWEEK Emily Leigh NAKED TRAIN PLOP MAN ‘MAY HAVE HAD STROKE’ SLURRED SPEECH: Hines A HAIRDRESSER believes he may have suffered a stroke before he took off his clothes and took a dump on a busy commuter train, a court heard Malcolm Hines, 58, was on the Greater Anglia service after visiting his 104-year-old mother when he allegedly began to undress in front of passengers He was arrested and escorted from the train at Stratford station shortly before 6pm on February By COLIN HURST 15 news@sundaysport.co.uk Defending, Martin Lewis told Highbury Corner Magistrates’ have suffered a stroke.” Hines, who was said Court: “It is an unusual case and there is no to be a wealthy man, doubt he acted in this went to the Royal Free Hospital the day after way “He is on a train the incident and is coming into London now seeking private from Southend, there treatment to find the are other people in the cause of his behaviour Mr Lewis told the carriage “The defendant is court: “It may be that something happened to then seen taking off defendant that his trousers and the caused him to act in this defecating on the floor way He is mortified Erratic “He has no recollection “British Transport and all he can remember Police attended at is having an argument his mother’s Stratford and escorted with carers him off the train “He can remember “His behaviour was erratic and he had to getting on the train and then after he does not be handcuffed anything “The police had remember concerns about his else Mr Lewis asked the behaviour, as it is very unusual, he was not court to adjourn the taking any medication hearing so Hines could or under the influence have an MRI scan to see if he had suffered of drugs.” Mr Lewis said Hines any brain injury Hines, of Maida Vale, believes he was seriously west London, did not ill at the time “Mr Hines was feeling enter a plea to one of outraging very unwell, he had count bloated hands, one side public decency He will next appear at of his face was fallen and Highbury Magistrates his speech was slurred “He believes he may Court on April 29 UBER LOSERS JAPA-FREEZE A CAT, a painting of The Last Supper and 45 pieces of fried chicken are among the strangest items left behind after journeys with Uber in the UK A MIDDLE-aged man spotted roaming the streets naked bar a pair of glasses in -3C temperatures is being hunted by cops in Sapporo, Japan GET THE SPORT ONLINE FREE FOR A MONTH! GO TO www.sundaysportonline.co.uk Fern: Sex is great – but so is a brew! TELLY presenter Fern Britton has revealed the secret to her long marriage to Phil Vickery – sex is good but so is a CUPPA! Lifting the lid on their bedroom life, the former This Morning host (above) told a magazine: “Sex is great, but a cup of tea is great too “There’s nothing nicer than getting into bed with a cuppa and having a hug and a chat – that’s love “Lust is great, but when you really love someone and you trust each other, and you’re in bed together drinking tea and chatting, that’s a true relationship.” Fern, 61, met the celebrity chef, 57, on the set of Ready Steady Cook in 1999 and they married a year later Fern admits that the couple, who have been married 19 years, have “humdinger” rows but let each other have freedom She said: “Yes, we have humdingers, but then we’re normal “Anyway, that’s good for the children to see.” IS THIS THE BEST FOOTBALL TV SERIES EVER ? Fact me! IN 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die Woman who passed out close to oral sex orgasm ‘had stroke’ A WOMAN was taken to hospital after suffering a STROKE while receiving ORAL SEX The 44-year-old, from west London, passed out as she was nearing orgasm – and scans later revealed a blood vessel had burst inside her skull Despite only suffering a “moderate” headache when she came round, she was rushed to A&E Medics didn’t directly explain what caused the stroke – but said changes in blood pressure during sex are “well-described” as a cause of bursting blood vessels The unnamed woman was treated at West Middlesex University Hospital in Isleworth, in the London borough of Hounslow Her partner, whose sex is unknown, noticed her “body was stiff” while performing oral sex on her RUNNING a top-flight football club is never going to be an easy job for anyone… For a 19-year-old, it’s extraordinary TEAM BUILDER: Jack has the full backing of experienced dad David But Jack Sullivan is no ordinary teenager Jack, the youngest son of West Ham owner and Sport publisher David Sullivan, was appointed managing director of West Ham United women’s team by his father in 2017 And Jack’s journey is the subject of a fascinating BBC documentary series called Britain’s Youngest Football Boss The programme reveals By GRACE HOOPER how Jack was given news@sundaysport.co.uk the responsibility of overseeing the 18-strong ride Dad David is women’s squad, which confident of his teenage competes in the top son’s abilities to manage flight Women’s Super the women’s team, but League some of the players What’s more, the themselves are unsure teenager was also about his young age tasked with raising A team member the profile of women’s comments during the football – a sport often show: “That is a bit sneered at by male fans young to be a director of a club, but I believe Mission he has good vision for Jack, who lives in the club to take the his family’s £13million team to the top.” Essex mansion, clearly Britain’s Youngest has the same dogged Football Boss, screened determination as his via the online-only BBC3 father, one of the richest channel, is already a men in the UK winner, attracting huge Jack tells the TV audiences cameras: “I did work Impressed critics are experience all around calling it “Engaging West Ham I went This is one of the best around ticketing, retail, football documentary warehouse – that was series ever.” instead of doing my But the warmest A-Levels words come from Jack’s “As soon as that year brother, David Junior finished I said ‘Dad I He said: “I can’t speak want to something, I highly enough of him, want a task, a mission’ to be honest If he and that was to run the does manage to it, ladies, which I love I arguably it could be one of the most impressive jumped in head first.” It’s not been an easy things in football.” March 13, 2019 MIDWEEK ON THE BALL: Jack will give his all to bring success to West Ham ’S BRITAINEST YOUNGL BOSS L FOOTBAABLE ON IL A AV BBC BBC3 &YER iPLA MIDWEEK GET THE SPORT ONLINE FREE FOR A MONTH! GO TO www.sundaysportonline.co.uk March 13, 2019 HAIR WE GO AGAIN! NAKED PROTEST: Stripping doc’s latest warning LINDSAY PELAS DEMI ROSE MAWBY AUDREY O’DAY Brexiteers minge-shame pro-EU boffin By GRACE HOOPER news@sundaysport.co.uk ANTI-Brexit boffin Dr Victoria Bateman took to Twitter again on Monday – in the buff, naturally – to harangue MPs ahead of last night’s crucial vote on Britain leaving the EU caption in here please Dr Bateman took to cyberspace clad in her trademark birthday suit – to warn that Brexit will leave Britain ‘Naked” But critics noticed that the 39-year-old Doc’s MINGE was even hairier than usual Storm And many took to the web to suggest she got a minge-mow David Fincher commented: “She’s clearly not one to beat about the bush”, while Josamu scolded: “Shave at least.” Others, though, defended the boffin’s badger-like snatch One raged: “Calling for Victoria to shave her big bushy fanny is nothing more than misogynistic minge-shaming.” The Cambridge University economics don has caused a storm recently by arguing in favour of Britain staying in the EU while stark naked SNOOP DOG’S BARKING GLAD A DOG that went viral after footage of it being abandoned was watched around the world has found a new home The story of Snoop the Staffordshire bull terrier began when the the animal was dumped at the roadside in Stoke-on-Trent on December 17 last year CCTV footage of a man getting out of a car with the dog on a lead before the pet was abandoned was watched millions of times after it was released by the RSPCA The video showed the male dog then jumping up at the car’s window as the vehicle was driven off The animal’s plight went viral and thousands of potential owners – including US-based rapper Snoop Dogg – came forward offering to re-home the dog However, Snoop (left) now has a place to call home – in the rolling Herefordshire countryside with new owner Laurence Squire – and is a “regular” at the local pub JOJO BARBIE KENDRAND SUTHERLA GET THE SPORT ONLINE FREE FOR A MONTH! GO TO www.sundaysportonline.co.uk MIDWEEK PORN BEAST HAD SECRET GUN BUNKER THE BUST OF THE DAY! Cops find MILLION vile images at farm DON’T you just love ’em! 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GO TO www.sundaysportonline.co.uk # H O T ’N’ H O R N Y ME O H S Y A W AL SS OF TOPLES BABE March 13, 2019 MIDWEEK 45 46 MIDWEEK March 13, 2019 CHARLIE McCANN WITH HIS SPORT ODDS AND ENDS LATEST PREMIER LEAGUE NEWS BENCHED: Where Gundogan has spent too much time for his liking NEEDS A GOAL: Mo Salah I’M BAYERN A BIG WIN FOR REDS OVER two-thirds of sides who have drawn the away first leg of a Champions League knockout tie (21 of 31) have qualified for the next round so the stats suggest it is advantage Bayern when Liverpool travel to Bavaria this evening for the second leg of their last 16 tie I’m not so sure Bayern went top of the Bundesliga table at the weekend and are trying to reach their eighth successive Champions League quarterfinal which is a testimony to their rich heritage and quality Jurgen Klopp’s record in the Munich Arena is P14 W4 L9 D1 but I feel the Reds will grab a vital away goal and that would be enough to see them into Friday’s draw if they avoid defeat Bayern failed to muster a single shot on target at Anfield a fortnight ago when the Reds were without the suspended Virgil Van Dijk and I feel that lack of ambition will come back to haunt them Liverpool are 10/11 to qualify at BetVictor and that is the recommendation Bayern have scored 11 times in their last two league games and have only failed to score once in their last 26 home Champions League games The hosts are 21/20 to win with the Reds 12/5 and the draw at 27/10 with BetVictor The Reds only scored once in their three away games in the Group stages of the competition – a James Milner penalty - and they will have to be at their very best with Bayern in such good form but, let’s not forget Liverpool’s own proud history in the competition I feel they will get a 1-1 draw which is priced at 13/2 with BetVictor Favourite In this evening’s other tie Barcelona ought to prevail against Lyon who have lost all three of their Champions League games in the Nou Camp by an aggregate score of 10-2 The French side have drawn their last six Champions League games and were, arguably, fortunate to keep a clean sheet in Lyon and I expect Barca to make serene progress into the last eight Barca to win to nil is 23/20 at BetVictor and that is the recommendation The feature race on Day two of the Cheltenham Festival today is the Champion Chase and last year’s winner Altior is hard to oppose for Nicky Henderson, but he makes little appeal from a betting medium Tiger Roll is another short-priced favourite who is looking to follow up a win in the corresponding X-Country race 12 months ago, but I feel the French raider Urgent De Gregaine (14/1 with BetVictor who are betting four places) can reward each way support In the opening Ballymore Novices’ Hurdle, I’m a bit concerned about the combination of 2m 5f on soft ground for City Island (9/1 at BetVictor four places) but I will be disappointed if he doesn’t run a big race for Martin Brassil and can reward each way support BETVICTOR.COM FOR LATEST ODDS City’s Gun is gonna go off MIDFIELD ACE READY TO QUIT ETIHAD ON A FREE MANCHESTER City will be forced to sell Ilkay Gundogan at the end of this season — or he’ll walk on a free in 2020 The German playmaker is stalling on a new deal to keep him at the club when his contract expires in less than 18 months’ time He’s still only 28 and could be expected to command a big fee And he’s dropping some heavy hints that he’s not happy as a bit-part player for Pep Guardiola Gundogan said: “There is no decision yet otherwise I would’ve signed I’d say we are still in talks but I don’t feel much pressure I am 28 By PAUL THOMAS years old, my next contract will maybe decide where I will be until the end of their career “Everyone feels different, maybe someone feels like a new challenge or to change something “I am always open-minded for challenges It’s a personal situation It’s not obvious but everyone has to make their own decision “At the moment I try to play as good as possible and I guess after the season we will sit and talk again “My main target at the moment is to go for all the competitions and be successful.” Some of the classy midfielders critics say he isn’t robust enough to play in the Premier League But Gundogan thinks that’s nonsense despite him missing plenty of game time since moving to the Etihad Impact He ruptured cruciate ligaments in 2016, keeping him out for eight months And a hamstring injury sidelined him for five weeks earlier in this campaign Despite that he has still clocked up 1010 appearances for City since signing three years ago But it’s fair to say he probably hasn’t had the impact hoped for when moving from Borussia Dortmund where he starred for club and country Gundogan thinks it’s wrong to say he isn’t tough enough for English football He said: “You have to prove you can play a number of games, in that case there is not a huge difference between playing in England and somewhere else but our squad is also big enough to rotate “In the last few years especially, after coming here with a big injury, I have proved that I can play in England for more than two or three seasons “That shouldn’t be an issue at all.” OLE’S UNITED FIT FOR FIGHT March 13, 2019 OLE Gunnar Solskjaer believes Manchester United can push for the top four with a fully fit squad The Reds have largely kept the show on the road despite having a host of key players on the sidelines They came up short against Arsenal at the weekend but that clash was just a couple of days after their amazing Champions League win at Paris St Germain Despite that reverse the Norwegian is still on course to win a place in the top four that looked more than By JOHN ANTHONY unlikely when Jose Mourinho was parking the bus before Christmas come thick and fast in the final two United have had to without months of the season Juan Mata, Ander Herrera, Jesse The Norwegian said: “The run of Lingard, Phil Jones, Alexis injuries we have had has given us Sanchez and Antonio Valencia a great chance to give players playwhile Nemanja Matic and Eric ing time and game-time and Bailly have also been short-term they’re coming back maybe for absentees Wolves but after the international It’s the FA Cup this weekend but break we’ve got a full squad fit United sit in fifth place, just two “The ones who’ve come in when points behind the Gunners with the regulars have been injured eight Premier League matches to have done really well, so we’ll be go ready for that.” United defender Chris Smalling The international break follows is another who has struggled to get their quarter-final trip to take on on the pitch over the past couple Wolves and that gives Solskjaer of seasons but his return to form the chance to get his crocks back and fitness has been key to the on to the field Reds’ run up the table He’ll need to because the games He has been sharing the secrets of his methods to keep his constant knee problems at bay Smalling believes it’s because he won’t eat meat after turning vegan a year ago Vegan BACK SOON: Juan Mata FULL SQUAD: Ole Solskjaer Now he’s pledged to never go near a sausage again — unless it’s veggie one! He said: “Physically I had a lot of tendinitis in my knee and once I went fully vegan those symptoms fully went away “I realised how brutal it is to animals, how unnecessary it is for us and how damaging it is for the environment “My pre-match I have spaghetti bolognese, just a vegan version, and quite often what I have is just a vegan version of whatever I would have had anyway “It’s just been refreshing to have other players as well as staff around the training ground, asking me questions and try different dishes, the chef makes a vegan section for me but quite often it’s all gone by the end of dinner “I think people are open to trying new things.” VEG POWER: Chris Smalling By ANDY MILLOM earn six England caps and play 69 games for Liverpool as a youngster He’s still only 27 and believes he has a lot to offer the Magpies — provided he can get over his injury problems Shelvey said: “This season has been torture “You are miserable at home and you go to games and it is horrible, just sitting there watching You see them out of the training pitch and you are in the physio room sitting around and getting treatment “There is nothing worse for a footballer.” It doesn’t sound like Shelvey is completely happy with the way his injury problems have been treated at the Toon He added: “We should have nipped the injury in the bud earlier “I had numerous trips to Barcelona to get injections to sort it out “It started in pre-season with injections to play games I just play through the pain barrier 47 TIP: Gordon Elliott Champ to knockout Irish hopes at Chelters WINNING POST WITH BEN MORGAN THE Irish will fancy their chances in the Ballymore Novices Hurdle today Battleoverdoyen, Sams Profile and City Island are just three in with a shout and all have claims However, the English form is better and therefore CHAMP (NAP) and Brewin’upastorm head my list of interests in the race It’s the former who edges the vote as he has looked a world beater so far this season overcoming difficult circumstances in both his races to date The Challow form is strong and his return at Ascot was something else after he pulled for his head all the way through Nicky Henderson seems happy with him and if there is a star in the field it has to be this boy I think TOPOFTHEGAME has been waiting for this day for a long time The tallest horse in training has been marking time and I expect him to realise all of his potential now he tackles a three mile chase around Cheltenham He has done well to achieve all that he has done over trips too short and tracks too tight, but that just goes to show how much class he possesses He has his hands full today with Delta Work looking his main rival but I expect Paul Nicholls horse to the business Strong JONJO WANTS TO STAY IN TOON JONJO Shelvey has rubbished reports linking him with a move back to his native London — insisting he wants to fight for his Newcastle future The Cockney has been at the centre of rumours of a move to Fulham or even West Ham after a frustrating season at St James’s Park The midfielder has made just eight league starts as injuries have kept him on the sidelines Boss Rafa Benitez has said Shelvey is not in his first-choice side but that’s not putting off a player who was good enough to MIDWEEK But every time I was kicking a ball, it felt like I was being stabbed in the leg The pain was unbearable “I still feel like I have got a lot to offer this club, and if I am at the top of my game then I can play at this club I want to get back in the team “I need to end the season on a high People remember the last three months of a season, not the start I want to be on people’s lips for good reasons I want to finish strongly to get into the team, into the gaffer’s plans again.” TALK OF TOON: Jonjo Shelvey The Coral Cup looks as competitive as ever and you may as well close your eyes and pick I’ve tried to apply a bit of science to it and have come up with ERICK LE ROUGE who just keeps on improving Thankfully I have been on the right side of his curve, backing him the past twice I think he is holding plenty back, he just needs a strong pace which he should get here He looks well weighted and is clearly in form so rates a fair bet at 14/1 I think CHIEF JUSTICE will backers a run for their money in the Fred Winter Gordon Elliott’s horse has been mixing it with some good juveniles this year and seems to be at his best when coming off a fast pace They will be going lickety-split here today and I expect his ultra cool jockey to play him late ■Ben’s Best Bet - Lucky 15 - Champ, Topofthegame, Erick Le Rouge & Chief Justice ENG ON SALE WEDNESDAY & THURSDAY MIDWEEK March 13, 2019 £1 (on sale Wed Mar 13 & Thur Mar 14) OLE’S GOT HIS BIG BOYS BACK! 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