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Funny corner: Take Me To Your Heart hello Take me to your heart take me to your I've been alone with you Inside my mind And in my dreams I've kissed your lips A thousand times I sometimes see you Pass outside my door Hello! Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes I can see it in your smile You're all I've ever wanted And my arms are open wide Because you know just what to say And you know just what to And I want to tell you so much I love you soul scarborough fair Hiding from the rain and snow Trying to forget but I won't let go Looking at a crowded street Listening to my own heart beat So many people all around the world Tell me where I find someone like you girl [Chorus] Give me your hand before I'm old Show me what love is - haven't got a clue Show me that wonders can be true They say nothing lasts forever We're only here today Love is now or never Bring me far away Take me to your heart take me to your soul Give me your hand and hold me Show me what love is - be my guiding Are you going to scarborough fair Parsley, sage, rose-mary and thyme Remember me to one who lives there She once was true love of mine Tell her to make me a cambris shirt Parsley, sage, rose-mary and thyme Without no seems nor needles work Then she’ll be a true love of mine Tell her to find me an acre of land Parsley, sage, rose-mary and thyme Between the salt water and the sea stands Then she’ll be a true love of mine Tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather Parsley, sage, rose-mary and thyme And gather it all in a bench of leather star Then she’ll be a true love of mine It's easy take me to your heart Standing on a mountain high Looking at the moon through a clear blue sky I should go and see some friends But they don't really comprehend Say you will Say you will, say you will be mine I just keep missing you tonight I feel so unsure, I feel so alone I just don’t dare to open my eyes Don't need too much talking without saying anything All I need is someone who makes me wanna sing Sealed with a kiss Though we gotta say goodbye for the summer Darling.I promise you this I’ll send you all my love everyday in a letter, sealed with a kiss Guess it’s gonna be a cold lonely summer But I’ll fill the emptiness,I send you all my dreams ev’ry day in a letter, sealed with a kiss Ref: I’ll see you in the sunlight I’ll hear your voice ev’ry where I’ll run to tenderly hold you But darling,you won’t be there I don’t want to say goodbye, for the summer Knowing the love we will miss Oh, let us make a pledge to meet in september Into deep, going in to deep I can’t get you out of my mind Baby no matter just how hard I try I don’t want tobe alone tonight Won’t you be my guiding light Lead the way tobe by your side Won’t you be my star tonight I need more than a noon light Right here waiting for you Oceans apart, day after day, and I slowly go insane I here your voice on the line, but it doesn’t stop the pain I see you next you never How can we say forever? Ref: whatever you go,whatever you I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it take, or how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you Over and over I never dare to reach for the moon, I never thought I’d know heaven so soon I couldn’t hold to say how I feel, joy in my heart, no words can reveal Ref: over and aver I’ll whisper your And sealed with a kiss Million scarlet roses Once here lived a young painter Who owned pictures and nice house He was in love with an actress Who very much loved flowers Once day he sold all he own Sold all pictures with cottage And with the memory he owned He bought the whole sea of roses Million, million, million scarlet roses From window, from window, from window she admireed Who’s able, Who’s able, Who’s able to love serious From your dear my whole life, gave for you turn into roses Forever I stand alone in the darkness Winter of my life came so fast Memories go back to my childhood Today I still recall Oh how happy I was there There was no sorrow there was no pain Walking through the green fields Sunshine in my eyes Ref:I’m still there every where I’m the dust in the win I’m the star in the northern sky I never stayed enywhere I’m the wind in the trees Would you wait for me forever? name Over and over I’ll kiss you again I see the light of love in your eyes Love is forever, no more goodbye Caravan of life What can you say when see it all hust slip away, wasting up opportunities a change when begin but you wouldn’t play All you had to was ask.it’s quicly give me the time to spend Everything is shown, to see how the years fly by Ref: things are not a world to thing,ther’s nothing that can matter change You get the second change too see This is good one way, you can’t can’t change the day gone by It doen’t matter how you try Watch the hand of time not shown, and see the caravan of life go by… Lawer and producer of eraser Kind – hearted A young man said to his friend : - my father earns his living from the other bodies The bus stopped and an old man stepped inside a young man stood up hurrily and gave up his seat to the old His friend asked: - is your father a lawer? - No he isn’t - What’s your father? - My father produces eraser The effect of music The young wife was playing the violin, her husban painfully said: - will you please stop playing violin I’ll buy a new skirt for you - I don’t loke a new skirt I want to have a diamond ring The wife replied and continued playing violin The husband stopped his ears with the hands and said: I agree buying a diamond ring for you, please stop it at once man Every one commended the young man : - he is very kind – hearted but another young man said: - I don’t think it! Do you know who that old man? He is that young man’s future father – in – law The optimun(toi uu) street The young girl compained to her lover: - we have loved each other for three years Why have you led me walking along the only on street? It’s too dull! Her lover laughed and replied: - I can not any thing that is better Excuse me! But it is the only street in the city where there is no shop Associate(lien tuong) Fear After weeding, the young husband said to his wife : - let’s fire all bills of our weeding His wife was surprised: - why we have to it ? the husband replied: - I fear that our son will read them and dare not marry A rich man invited his friend coming to his house to have dinner In the middle of meal, he said to his guest: - looking you when you are eating, I suddenly associate to a famous man The guest asked: - whom you associate to? The owner replied: - saint GIONG Ours in the park After weeding,the young wife said to her husband: - from today, don’t say this is mine, that is yours Everything is ours Do you hear what I am saying? What are you doing? - I’m shaving(cao) our beard(rau) – replied the husband The only first time walking in the park, a clever boy asked is friend: - when kissing each other, why the girl closed her eyes but the boy opened his ones? Do you know it? The friend replied: - the boy opened his eyes to look after his bike because in the park, sometimes, there are also thieves - - it’s the only first time when I and my wife agree with each other to the same thing what you and your wife agree to do? Divorce ! Although Other example The father said to his daughter: Why don’t you lead your boy friend to meet me? His daughter replied: - I invited him to come our home but he said “it isn’t neccesary! Although your father is ugly and fastidious(kho tinh), I love you too” In the grammar lesson, the teacher explained: - the noun is the word that points the name of man, animal, thing… Cuong, give me an example about noun Cuong stood up and replied: - Teacher, a cat - Well, Hung, give me another example Hung stood up and answered: - Teacher, another cat Strange thing A boy said to his friend : - my young sister is ten years old but she can speak English rather well The friend smiled and replied: - it isn’t strange thning When my family came to London I met a little girl who was about five years old but she spoke English like wind Very poor A rich woman said to her son: - my dear son, don’t boast that our family is rich when you are at school It is not good Your friends will hate you if you are haughty(tu dac) Following his mother’s advice, the boy said to his friends at school: - my family is very poor, the butler (quan gia) is very poor, my father’s driver is very poor, four servants are very poor, the gardener is very poor, Be plundered(bi cuop) In the methematical hour, the teacher asked a student: - why you go to school late? - I’m late bacuse I was plundered on the way to school Teacher and all students looked at the boy worrily - what did you lose?- asked the teacher - I lose my mathematical exercise notebook, Teacher Intelligent - - Ti, a number multiplies(nhan) elevan, how you calculate most quickly? Too easy! Use the computer too Birthday Her mother asked her son who is ten years old : - In your birthday, you want I make a cake with ten candles? The boy smiled: - mammy, make ten cakes with one candles for me Bear a baby A little girl said to her father, a widower(nguoi goa vo): - Daddy, bear a baby for me playing with The father laughed and replied: - I can’t my dear daughter The little girl was surprised: - why can’t you? Please try it one time You are too lazy! Tense of verb Give is better than receive In the English grammar lesson, the teacher asked: - what are the simple past tense and the simple future tense of “MARRY”? A student answer: - Teacher, “LOVE” and “DIVORCE” A glib (lem linh) said to his father : - Daddy, is give better than receive? - yes, it’s very exactly! - if so, will you give me five dollars