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R E A D E R ’ S HEALTH • MONEY • TRAVEL • RECIPES • FASHION • TECHNOLOGY D I G E S T APRIL 2019 | S M A L L A N D P E R F E C T LY Ralph Fiennes On Ballet And Boundaries I N F O R M E D Defying Death HOW TO MAKE PEACE WITH MORTALITY | A P R I L CULTURE Chris Stein 17 Stories Of Life In Blondie readersdigest.co.uk APRIL 2019 £3.79 Contents APRIL 2019 Features 16 IT’S A MANN’S WORLD 20 Olly Mann rediscovers the joys to be had in Britain’s libraries with help from his young son p ENTERTAINMENT 20 INTERVIEW: RALPH FIENNES Our chat with the elusive actor turned director unearthed more mysteries than it solved 30 “I REMEMBER”: CHRIS STEIN One half of the legendary new wave band Blondie looks back on his incredible career HEALTH 82 p 72 Exploring the surprising new movement demystifying dying 40 EVERY ARTHRITIS QUESTION ANSWERED This painful joint disease is actually a collection of ailments Here’s what you need to know INSPIRE 60 BEST OF BRITISH: WILDLIFE We round up the best spots in Britain to dust off your binoculars this bank holiday DANCING WITH DEATH 82 TR AVEL & ADVENTURE VAN GOGH IN LONDON Did you know that Vincent van Gogh spent three years living in London? We went on the trail of the legendary artist 90 LOST PLACES Discovering the other-worldly beauty of these abandoned spots COVER PHOTOGRAPH © RICCARDO GHILARDI/CONTRIBUTOR/GETTY IMAGES APRIL 2019 • DIGESTED N E W M O N T H LY P O D CA S T Each month Reader’s Digest navigate the woes and wonders of modern life, weighing in with leading experts on the everyday tools we need to survive and thrive in 2019 To subscribe to Digested for monthly episodes—including our latest, “The Happy Ever After Myth”—visit readersdigest.co.uk/podcast or search “Digested” on iTunes SUBSCRIBE TODAY FREE 106 p Contents APRIL 2019 In every issue 12 Over to You See the World Differently 50 54 HEALTH Advice: Susannah Hickling Column: Dr Max Pemberton 68 INSPIRE If I Ruled the World: Howard Jones 98 100 TRAVEL & ADVENTURE My Great Escape Cycling Holidays 102 MONEY Column: Andy Webb 106 110 FOOD & DRINK Tasty recipes and ideas from Rachel Walker HOME & GARDEN Column: Cassie Pryce 118 p 116 FASHION & BEAUTY Column: Lisa Lennkh on how to look your best Beauty 118 ENTERTAINMENT April’s cultural highlights 114 122 127 BOOKS April Fiction: James Walton’s recommended reads Books That Changed My Life: Michelle Paver 128 TECHNOLOGY Column: Olly Mann 130 133 136 140 143 144 FUN & GAMES You Couldn’t Make It Up Word Power Brain Teasers Laugh! 60-Second Stand-Up Beat the Cartoonist APRIL 2019 • The all-in-one blood pressure monitor OMRON EVOLV Take accurate readings in any position around the upper arm* and track progress via smartphone * Bilo G et al Hypertens Res 2017 40(6): 573-580 PM-1583-02-01/2017 Amazon, Amazon.co.uk and the Amazon.co.uk logo are trademarks or registered trademarks of Amazon EU S.à.r.l or its affiliates SENIOR EDITORS Anna Walker, Eva Mackevic EDITORIAL ASSISTANT Jessica Summers ART DIRECTOR Richard Cooke ADVERTISING Jigs Pankhania MARKETING Sarah Hughes HEAD OF FINANCE Santwana Singh FINANCE MANAGER Irving Efren TRUSTED MEDIA BRANDS INC (USA) President and Chief Executive Officer Bonnie Kintzer Vice President, Chief Operating Officer International Brian Kennedy Editor-in-Chief, International Magazines Raimo Moysa For all subscriber enquiries, please use the customer services number below WRITE TO US! 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Anna Death is a natural part of the life cycle, so why are so many of us afraid of it? Are we scared of the unknown or is it just down to our unwillingness to accept that the world will go on without us after we’re gone? But to live your life in death anxiety is to waste your precious time on earth As J K Rowling put it, “To the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure”—all we need to is to recalibrate our notion of passing On p72, we talk to five women who did just that and overcame their own fear of dying Now, they’ve made it their mission to help others the same through some unique if somewhat unconventional methods Eva Follow us facebook.com/readersdigestuk twitter.com/readersdigestuk @readersdigest_uk You can also sign up to our newsletter at readersdigest.co.uk Reader’s Digest is published in 27 editions in 11 languages APRIL 2019 • Over To You LETTERS ON THE FEBRUARY ISSUE We pay £50 for Letter of the Month and £30 for all others Letter of THE MONTH I have recently relocated from Egypt to Leeds, and subscribed to Reader’s Digest—the February issue was the first one I’ve received and read What a magnificent magazine I returned late from work one day, found the magazine in my mail box and started reading it I was mesmerised, it’s totally awe-inspiring and captivating I could not resist moving from Olly Mann’s attic, to Jane Goodall’s remembrance, to SAD management, to saving humanity and more Reader’s Digest is addictive and I am so glad I subscribed Muhammed Hebala, Yorkshire OUT WITH THE OLD Olly Mann’s column about repurposing his old files really made me chuckle My dad is a hoarder and always urged us to hang on to all our old school work and books, just in case they one day came in useful I took his advice for a while and then I realised that I was never going to read through all that stuff again So, I recycled it Except, like Olly, I couldn’t bear to part with the university essays I doubt I will ever refer to them again, but it’s comforting to know they are there; a physical reminder of times gone by I donated the empty folders to my dad in the hope they’d help him sort his own vast collections of papers Jennie Gardner, Somerset • APRIL 2019 It’s never been easier to enjoy the World’s favourite magazine! 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(P OT OF GOLD) DARREN RIGBY READER’S DIGEST (TAKING ORDERS) DARREN RI GBY; (RUNS IN THE FAMI LY ) S UE DOHRIN ; (P LACE YOU R CHIPS) FRASE R SIMPSON TAKING ORDERS The robot shown here can move only horizontally or vertically from where it stands If it’s ordered to go in any one of its four available directions, it will continue as far as it can in that direction before it stops When it encounters a single box, it will push it until it can’t go any further in that direction However, it isn’t strong enough to push multiple boxes at once, meaning that two or more boxes stacked next to each other will just stop it where it is, as will a wall or a box stacked against a wall How could you order the robot out of the room, presuming the doorway is too narrow to push a box through? DOORWAY RUNS IN THE FAMILY Jim and his daughter Sam both ran in a six mile race Jim finished in 49 minutes, Sam in 54 Jim ran at a perfectly steady pace, but Sam lost steam and took exactly 25 per cent more time to complete the second half of the race, compared to the first Jim’s wife and Sam’s mother, Heather, stood at the halfway mark to cheer them on as they passed Who went by her first? 40 60 10 10 50 25 65 80 10 35 30 70 55 50 50 25 PLACE YOUR CHIPS You have a stack of poker chips that are each worth £5, £10 or £25 You need to put them on the squares of this grid—but no more than one chip per square—so that their value totals the amount of pounds shown for each row, column and long diagonal Not every square needs to have a chip on it Several chips and one blank space (designated by a star) have been placed to get you started Can you finish the grid? APRIL 2019 • 137 BRAIN TEASERS                  CROSSWISE Test your general knowledge Answers on p142               ACROSS DOWN 10 11 13 14 18 19 21 23 24 28 29 30 31 10 12 15 16 17 Husky (7) Highest (7) Complete (6) Opening (8) Shades (10) Restraint (4) Unsullied (6) Foretells (8) Fleet commander’s vessel (8) Chaise longue (6) Having no money (4) Writing materials (10) Large amount of electrical power (8) Stoppage (6) Profound (7) Nervous (7) 138 • APRIL 2019 20 22 25 26 27 Member of the Indian majority (5) Unpaid (5) Eighth letter of the Greek alphabet (5) Lay out too much (9) Motherhood (9) Table napkin (9) Fabulous story-teller (5) Permit (3) Eve of All Saints’ Day (9) Source of sweetness (5,4) Recipients of one of St Paul’s Epistles (9) Braid (5) Fuss (3) Relative by marriage (2-3) The dark (5) Achieve (5) READER’S DIGEST POT OF GOLD PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT 5 4 5 TAKING ORDERS £50 PRIZE QUESTION Answer published in the May issue Which of the four words below this is the definition of the first word? Prepare Seasoning Stealth Channel Brainteasers: Answers THE FIRST CORRECT ANSWER WE PICK WINS £50!* Email excerpts@ readersdigest.co.uk =BOX THAT HAS MOVED =BOX THAT HASN’T MOVED RUNS IN THE FAMILY Sam, by half a minute PLACE YOUR CHIPS 10 10 10 10 10 25 25 10 10 25 10 10 25 5 10 10 10 10 ANSWER TO MARCH’S PRIZE QUESTION TEMAN = meant AND THE £50 GOES TO… Barbara Brooks, Cannock APRIL 2019 • 139 FUN & GAMES Laugh! Win £30 for every reader’s joke we publish! Go to readersdigest.co.uk/contact-us or facebook.com/readersdigestuk I HATE IT WHEN WOMEN SAY TO ME, “I just don’t like to lift weights I’m worried I’ll get too muscular.” Do you know how much time I’ve spent at the gym just to look this average? That’s like walking up to a piano and saying, “Don’t let me touch those keys, I’m worried I’ll accidentally write a concerto.” COMEDIAN NELSON LINSANITY I NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD WHY parents tell their children that if somebody is bullying them, they should just say, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.” If somebody is already bullying Puppy to Pooch These strong owners show off their best friend’s progression from lap dog to top dog (via boredpanda.com) 140 • APRIL 2019 you, why would you tell them, “What you’re doing isn’t working, but if you tried weapons…” SEEN ON REDDIT I THINK IT’S REALLY WEIRD when you give someone flowers Really what you’re saying is, “Here you go, now watch these die, cause I like you.” I think you should give someone flowers if you want to threaten them: “Here, you’re next Better put your feet in water cause I’m coming for you…” COMEDIAN DEMETRI MARTIN I LOVE COMEDY I WAS TELLING my Uber driver that I was on my way to perform and he said, “Wow, how cool that you comedy! You’re so READER’S DIGEST brave If you find a community that’s supportive and uplifting you should go all in and align yourself with them, because you’re worth your own happiness.” So I’m doing it! I’m going to be an Uber driver COMEDIAN CAROLINE TWYMAN I’M VERY AGAINST FAST FOOD corporations replacing their workers with computers It’s not because I worry about the potential effects automation will have on the working poor, but because a human face is the only thing that stops me from ordering a number one through ten COMEDIAN MIKE AMORY MY UNCLE WORKS AS A LION tamer When he went bankrupt, they took nearly everything But at least he’s still got his pride COMEDIAN GARY DELANEY I RECENTLY WENT TO A COMPETITION to see who had gained the most weight and lost the most hair Obviously it wasn’t called that It was called a “school reuinion” SEEN ONLINE I MADE MY TELEVISION DEBUT this year on the show Law & Order: DVU It was a very small part, I played a waiter But I really wanted to well so to prepare for it, I actually became a waiter for ten years COMEDIAN GIAN-MARCO SORESI THERE HAVE NOW BEEN 159 SEASONS of House Hunters, and they still haven’t shot a single house! SEEN ONLINE I DON’T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE fixate on one thing about a performer and then judge them based on that I have so many female comedian friends, and if any of them goes and tells two jokes, they’re labelled a “sex comic” Meanwhile I go and tell lots of jokes about all the sex I’m having and people label me a “liar” COMEDIAN PEDRO GONZALEZ APRIL 2019 • 141 LAUGH New Rules Twitter users share the everyday things they think should be made illegal @CJ7Ten: “It should be illegal to let Netflix ask, ‘Are you still watching?’Yes Netflix, I am in fact still watching my eighth consecutive episode of Grey’s Anatomy @LissyIsBusy: “It should be illegal to only give me one sauce when I order a tenpiece chicken nugget box I require a minimum of one sauce per three nuggets @AGillenwater98: “It should be illegal to sneeze more than twice in a row You only get one ‘bless you’ and after that you’re on your own.” @Margeson_Danny: “It should be illegal to give me a merchant receipt, a customer receipt and a third receipt every time I go out for food What exactly am I supposed to with all this documentation for my nachos?” MY TYPE IN RELATIONSHIPS IS ME, but better That’s OK, I just need to find somebody who wants himself, but much, much worse COMEDIAN SIMON AMSTELL A SMALL BOY WALKED INTO A FISHMONGERS proudly carrying a goldfish in a bowl He cautiously asked the fishmonger, “Do you sell fishcakes?” “Of course,” came the reply “Thank goodness,” he cried, holding up the goldfish bowl “It’s his birthday!” PATRICK BROADHURST, N o r t h Yo r k s h i r e I DON’T DO DRUGS IF I WANT A RUSH, I just stand up when I’m not expecting it COMEDIAN DYLAN MORAN CHILDREN ALWAYS WANT TO DO STUFF They get angry, they say, “Aw, we didn’t anything all day!” But if you ever ask an adult what they did over the weekend and they say they didn’t anything, their faces just light up COMEDIAN JOHN MULANEY I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED the saleswoman, “Whereabouts is the selfhelp section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose… SEEN ONLINE CROSSWORD ANSWERS Across: Throaty, Topmost, Entire, 10 Aperture, 11 Sunglasses, 13 Rein, 14 Chaste, 18 Predicts, 19 Flagship, 21 Daybed, 23 Poor, 24 Stationery, 28 Megawatt, 29 Logjam, 30 Intense, 31 Twitchy Down: Hindu, Owing, Theta, Overspend, Maternity, Serviette, 10 Aesop, 12 Let, 15 Halloween, 16 Sugar cane, 17 Ephesians, 20 Plait, 22 Ado, 25 In-law, 26 Night, 27 Reach 142 • APRIL 2019 60 Stand-Up -Second We giggle with energetic comedian, Kieran Hodgson WHAT’S THE BEST PART OF YOUR CURRENT SHOW? My Howard Wilson WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE ONE LINER? There’s an old Les Dawson gag impression I a bit where he and other Labour politicians from the 1970s are dancing around like the gangs in West Side Story and that is a lot of fun to It’s quite a weird moment for the audience as well where he says, “I went to the doctor’s and asked, ‘What have you got for wind?’ He gave me a kite.” WHO INSPIRES YOUR COMEDY? A lot of character comedians and sketch artists such as The League Of Gentlemen and Harry Enfield With stand-up, I like Eddie Izzard, he’s someone who’s happy to talk about indepth subjects such as European history It made me think that I could comedy like that if I wanted DO YOU HAVE ANY FUNNY TALES ABOUT A TIME YOU BOMBED ON STAGE? I did a show about Lance Armstrong to an audience of people who worked in the cycling industry and I don’t think they liked it—it was a full hour of silence After about half an hour I realised there was no turning back and then it just became quite funny to me WHICH SUPER POWER WOULD YOU HAVE? Just to run around the rooftops like on Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, it looked like they were having a whale of a time—it’s pretty much the only thing I’ve ever wanted to as a superpower DO YOU FIND ANY PARTS OF THE COUNTRY TO BE FUNNIER THAN OTHERS? I’m a Yorkshire man so I draw all of my inspiration from growing up there and the people I met and grew up with They remain the funniest for me, but I’ve recently been working in Scotland on a sitcom and there’s a great deal of Glaswegian wit I’ve been enjoying as well n Kieran Hodgson is touring nationwide from March 8-May 28 For information and tickets go to kieranhodgson-tour.com FOR MORE, GO TO READERSDIGEST.CO.UK/INSPIRE/HUMOUR APRIL 2019 • 143 LAUGH Beat the Cartoonist! In the May Issue Interview: Bonnie Tyler The singer on her new album and what it’s like to have such a legendary voice Think of a witty caption for this cartoon—the three best suggestions, along with the cartoonist’s original, will be posted on our website in mid-April If your entry gets the most votes, you’ll win £50 Submit to captions@readersdigest.co.uk or online at readersdigest.co.uk/fun-games by April We’ll announce the winner in our June issue The day has finally come for our cartoonist to snatch back the crown, with his own hilarious caption—“Well, actually, it’s not a corner is it?” — taking the top spot this month Think you could better? Then don’t let our cartoonist get complacent! Enter this month’s competition online and you could be the next reader to steal back our Beat the Cartoonist crown 144 • APRIL 2019 CARTOONST: STEVE JONES / BI LL H OUSTON February’s Winner What Happens When We Die? 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