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Firstly, Avengers: Infinity War DOESN’T get nominated for a Best Picture award at this year’s Oscars And now some of moviedom’s SEXIEST BLONDES have turned into BRUNETTES! It began last month when Australian superstar Cate Blanchett ditched the golden locks for the BAFTA award ceremony in London The domino effect quickly kicked in with Emilia Clarke, Emma Stone and Charlize Theron ALL packing away their bottles of PEROXIDE and darkening their hair, thereby DARKENING the moods of blonde-loving, heterosexual blokes around the world! CONTENTS TALK TO US BY MAIL: GPO Box 4088, Sydney, NSW 2001 BY EMAIL: people@bauer-media.com.au BY PHONE: (02) 9288 9686 FACEBOOK: aussiepeople TWITTER: PeopleOz Readers: please note our new PO box address 46 08 12 13 14 16 26 28 FULL FRONTAL RUDE SHOP SIGNS PORN WATCH NEWS TO US ATOMIC BLONDES ANIMAL HOUSE THE CENTREFOLD 64 33 40 44 50 51 68 70 BRAIN GAMES T&Cs FUNNY SHIT GIZ MODEL CITIZENS TRUE BLUE THE BACK DOOR WICKED WOMAN SHE’S NO Sam has sin in her heart and her pussy! PHOTOS BY WICKED PICTURES ULTI-AVN-nominated Samantha Saint isn’t just a talented cumguzzling FUCKSTER; she’s also warm, funny and can talk intelligently for hours about a range of subjects from politics to astrophysics But we just talked to the 31-year-old Memphis belle about BLOWIES ’cos we’re THICK WHAT’S your fave on-set sexual activity, Sam? “I love sucking cock It really TURNS ME ON pleasing a man and challenging myself to take as much of it as I can DOWN MY THROAT.” How you like to be dicked? “I love being in doggy so I can get the ROUGH FUCKING that I enjoy and still be able to play with MY PUSSY at the same time.” Were you a fan of stick flicks before you started your career? “Before I got in the industry I was into Jenna Jameson I always thought she was so beautiful I didn’t watch much porn but I knew who she was and wanted to be like her.” Who are your role models in XXX, mate? “I really look up to Jessica Drake She a great performer, a sex educator, appeared in many mainstream projects and is passionate about several charitable causes Overall, I think she’s a beautiful person w a kind heart.” with T our readers on how to Tell mprove their sex-lives Take your time and lots f foreplay.” hat has being a porn star ught you most about rooting? t’s allowed me to fully explore yself sexually both on and off creen.” FULL FRONTAL The latest in nudity from around the globe! OSCAR WORTHY BATGIRL SEXTON LEGS SEPPO model Shauna Sexton hit the headlines last year when it was revealed she’d shacked up with ex-Batman Ben Affleck Tragically, they split up when he recently checked into rehab…probably for SEX ADDICTION (and who can blame him) But you can see why Benjamin went there after eyeballing the May 2018 edish of Playboy VANITY FAP THE Oscars have come and gone again this year and, like everybody else, we could barely stay awake watching the SNOOZEFEST So it was PURE LUCK that we stumbled across this NIP SLIP of 28-yearold Aussie supermodel Shanina Shaik on the red carpet at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party SHARING THE LOVE COMIC BOOBS The freshest flesh on celebrity social media BUBBLY Stormi Maya is an actress, rapper and – best of all – NUDE MODEL She recently shared these pics of her GETTING WET SUPER TITS! THE dark, quirky and surprisingly raunchy Doom Patrol is the latest comic book-based telly show from the DC Universe streaming channel, which is SADLY not available in Australia as yet But when it is, you’ll get to see the BOUNCING BOOZZIES of Seppo actrine Ashley Dougherty, 32, in the very first episode FASHION model Constance Jablonski is SO FRENCH she cuddles BREAD and BAGUETTES in her BIRTHDAY SUIT We’ve no friggin’ idea why… but we’ll nibble on a slice of Constance spread on toast any day of the week ‘HER TITS FELT AMAZING RUBBING AGAINST MINE’ READER REQUEST KRYSTAL Perth | WA “PERTH ladies, represent!” emailed Cozzie and we’re happy to oblige by giving you fellow sandgroper Krystal, who brightened our days back in 2010 She told us, “I feel sexy out on the town when I get heaps of guys coming up and talking to me.” She then confessed, “I had a threesome with a guy and a girl recently I love a nice bum on a girl Heaps of my friends have nice bums.” MODEL CITIZENS RETRO CITS! RYDER Lorne, VIC April 11, 2016 RYDER liked to… er, ride: “If I’m on top and they go for my nipples I’ll cum in 15 seconds.” She liked it “rough and deep from behind – with my arse plug in and a vibe on my clit.” ELLYSE Foster, VIC April 11, 2016 WHERE was the first place Ellyse sucked cock? “At a random house party that I’d gatecrashed with a friend I thought I’d hate giving BJs …but found it quite enjoyable.” 60 JAMIE Kanwal, NSW April 11, 2016 DID Jamie have a Tinder account? “I – and it’s a lot of freaky fun! I had the search setting on ‘girls’ for ages but recently changed it to ‘everyone’ it’s been great for group meetings.” STEFFAS ENGLAND July 12, 2010 “I LIKE it when guys bite and suck my boobs,” Stef said, adding that her baps had “got me free drinks and even cab rides home All I is show my tits and the cab’s on them!” KALVYN Darwin, NT July 12, 2010 KAL described her best-ever quickie: “It’d be the time I rooted in an elevator with a guy I’d just met It was about 3am so the odds of getting caught were low.” HAYDEN Melbourne, VIC July 12, 2010 WE WERE quite impressed with Hayden’s hooters: “Thanks – they’re really big and look fantastic in dresses They’re heaps fun in bed too…my tits are a hit wherever I go.” MODEL CITIZENS ‘I LIKE IT WHEN THEY PULL OUT AND CUM ON MY BELLY’ WENDY | 24 Wacol | QLD Is there much money in webcamming, Wendy? “I wouldn’t know – I only it for fun with my mates We strip and jerk off while chatting to each other.” Close mates, then Are you an exhibitionist when you’re off camera? “I get naked in public A LOT My fave thing to when I’m drunk is to take off my clothes and run along the street, flashing passers-by and motorists I’ve been arrested a few times – the Brissie cops know me pretty well Haha!” What’s your fave possie for doing the deed? “Doggy style when I want to be FUCKED HARD But if I’m with someone I really care about, I want to kiss and look into his eyes, so I prefer missionary And I like it when they pull out and cum on my belly, so I can rub their jiz into my stomach and breasts.” 62 CITIZEN OF THE WEEK HEY, BECOME A MODEL CITIZEN JUST LIKE WENDY Hey, ladies! Pose topless and you’ll score a cool $100 Get completely starkers and receive $150! Citizen Of The Week receives $400! Our favourite Model Citizens have the chance to pose again as a Harem or Centrefold model and score up to $1000! OFFICIAL MODEL CITIZENS ENTRY COUPON SEND this coupon to: Model Citizens, c/People, GPO Box 4088, Sydney, NSW 2001 Once we receive it, we’ll put you in touch with one of our ace photographers, who’ll take lovely pics for use in our mag! ■ Yes, I want to be a Model Citizen (please tick) I hereby give People the right to use my photos on the internet, and on MMS, SMS or DVD ■ I am over 18 years of age and attach a photocopy of photo ID (eg driver’s licence) NAME: ADDRESS: PHONE (Home): PHONE (Work): SIGNATURE: By signing this agreement, I signify I have read, understand and agree to be bound by the important terms and conditions below Important terms and conditions: I acknowledge and agree that the publisher of People magazine, Bauer Media (Bauer), its licensees or assigns may publish or authorise the publication of the pictures of me in any layout or format, in whole or in part, without restriction as to changes or alterations made from time to time and accompanied by any text and/ or graphics it chooses without further reference to me I hereby assign to Bauer Media the worldwide copyright to the photographs and acknowledge that Bauer Media may exercise all of the rights of the copyright owner in respect of the photographs, including using or licensing the publication of the photos in other publications and using or licensing the publication of the photographs in any format including (but not limited to) DVD, MMS, CD-ROM or the internet I release Bauer Media, its employees, agents, related companies and assigns from all actions, suits, causes of actions, claims and demands whatsoever which I may have at any time in connection with the photographs or arising from or relating to their publication in print or electronic media, including and liability by virtue of any blurring, distortion, alteration, context or otherwise, including (but not limited to) any action for defamation I acknowledge that persons sending Model Citizens photos without the written permission of the subject will be liable to criminal prosecution 63 THE HADDIE | 22 | VENICE, ITALY 64 OES Haddie worship THE COCK, you ask? ey, does the Pope shit in the woods? The belli simo n 22-year-old tour guide is sucking on SPICY MEATBA LS and copping a big stiffy up her VENETIAN CANAL HEY, Haddie What’s the st and worst thing about Venice “The best thing is just the s eer beauty of the city – it’s brea taking The worst thing is the FUCK NG and TOURISTS – there are too many m they drive me crazy, especially the loud Americans.” Yeah, fuck those clowns th why you escaped to Austr ia? “Partly – also, I’ve always w nted to visit your country and exp rience the beautiful beaches and t avel through the outback.” 65 THE HAREM HADDIE | 22 | VENICE, ITALY Have you got intimate with any hunky locals, Haddie? “Quite a few, actually – I tend to be very direct at bars and clubs when I see an attractive guy I go right up to him and start FLIRTING.” And after that? “I always wear low-cut tops and short skirts, so I flash plenty of TITS AND THIGH while we chat I find Aussie guys are really into my Italian accent.” How does the night usually end? “If the chemistry feels right I’ll straight out tell the guy that I want his dick INSIDE ME! We’ll go back to my hostel for a QUICK TUMBLE, or maybe enjoy a longer, more relaxed…how you say, ROOT at their place.” Fave place to the deed, mate? “I really enjoy sex in the shower ’cos, firstly, you feel all clean and fresh, plus I think a man’s body looks REALLY HOT with water streaming down his chest and muscly arms I also love to suck a man’s prick till he CUMS ON MY FACE.” And afterwards you can wash away the sticky mess and go again ‘I LOVE TO SUCK A MAN’S PRICK IN THE SHOWER’ 66 CAUGHT RUDE-HANDED I’M A painter and decorator and p I was hired by this bloke to paint the spare bedroom in his house He gave me a spare key and told me to come round one day while he and his wife were at work I drove over on a Monday morning and let myself in As I walked past the master bedroom I spotted WOMEN’S UNDIES lying on the floor near the bed I’ve always had a thing for sexy knickers, so I walked over and picked it up I was delighted to see it was a CROTCHLESS LACE NUMBER I couldn’t resist SNIFFING it – the heady aroma of FRESH PUSSY JUICE made me 68 ‘I COULDN’T RESIST SNIFFING HER USED PANTIES’ bar up My employer’s missus had clearly worn the knickers that morning, probably while copping a pre-breakfast BONK I pulled down my strides and stroked my ACHING STIFFY with the p panties,, occasionallyy p pushing g my meat through the gap and imagining I was FUCKING THE SHEILA blind After a few minutes, I popped the panties on my face like a GAS MASK and jerked off till a THICK STREAM OF JISM spurted onto the floor It was then I heard an “AHEM!” from behind me I spun round to see the bloke’s missus staring at me in SHOCK “I forgot my handbag and…” she spluttered, staring at my nine-incher I sheepishly pulled the panties off my face “You naughty, naughty man!” she roared and ggrabbed myy wrists She sat on the bed, put me over her knees and proceeded to SPANK MY ARSE till it was red and aching By that point I was hard again, so she pushed me onto my back, stripped and SAT ON MY FACE She PULLED MY PLONKER till I blew a SECOND LOAD She ORGASMED seconds later Afterwards, the woman told me off again for sniffing her panties and arranged for me to come over the next day for another FIRM SPANKING and KINKY SEX SESH! Mo, Qld SEND IN A YARN AND SCORE $50! Post it to: True Blue Confessions c/– People magazine, GPO Box 4088, Sydney, NSW 2001 Or email your filthy story to people@bauer-media.com.au! ALL BETS ARE OFF WE WERE watching the cricket and drinking stubbies when Shazza said, “I bet I can skol a beer faster than you If I win, you have to EAT MY PUSSY If I lose, I’ll SUCK YOUR COCK.” I like a challenge so I agreed We cracked open two beers at the same time and started drinking Shazza can knock back piss, but I’m no slouch and I drained my stubby a good five seconds before she did “Oh well,” she shrugged, “you win Pull down your shorts.” I did as she asked, then sat down to enjoy another beer, the cricket and a SLOPPY BLOWIE Shazza knelt between my legs and tongued ‘SHE RAN HER TONGUE OVER MY BALLS AND SHAFT’ my taint, then slowly ran her tongue over my balls, up the shaft and ending at the tip of my now swollen knob She repeated the process for the next half hour Every time I felt as if I was gonna explode, I’d tell her to ease back Eventually, she stopped teasing and gobbed me proper There was DROOL everywhere as she worked up a lather on my old fella Finally, I let go and grunted, then SPEWED MY PENIS PASTE down her throat Not all betting is bad for you, readers Jay, WA MY MATE’S mum gave me $100 to ROOT HER and her dirty friend last week Kerry’s exact words were, “We want your 20-year-old COCK inside us, so we can feel young again.” They’re both in their 50s and have PRETTY GOOD BODIES, despite spitting out a ton of kids, probably because they played NETBALL when they were younger I popped round to Kerry’s house the next evening and found her and Andrea in bed 69ing like crazy I stripped nude and gingerly positioned myself behind Kerry and eased my tool into her gaping MUTTON CHOP Andrea took turns licking Kerry’s moot and MY BALLS while I thrust away I blew my spod after 10 minutes, then Andrea pulled my knob out of ‘THEY BOTH SUCKED ON MY ROD TILL I WAS STIFF’ Kerry and LICKED IT CLEAN I popped round the other end and joined Kerry in CHEWING on Andrea’s blonde clam The gals told me to lie back and they SUCKED on my tocko till I was stiff Next, Andrea climbed on top and rode me while Kerry licked her mate’s NIPPLES and finger-fucked herself We climaxed together, which was impressive if you ask me Afterwards, we all kissed and cuddled while they JERKED me to attention for a third time When I’d serviced them both again, Kerry handed me the cash and winked, “I’ll give you $150 next week if you us and another friend of ours The sweetheart’s in her 70s so you’ll have to go VERY GENTLE with her.” Christ on a friggin’ bike! Still, money is money, eh? Patrick, SA DOCTOR OF LURVE I LOST interest in having sex with my hubby a year ago I felt bad for him, but I’d just lost the urge After a fuck-free few months, and with our marriage nearly on the rocks, he urged me to see a GP for help Dr Tom listened as I told him about my SEXUAL FRIGIDITY problem, eventually dissolving into a blubbery mess He walked round from his desk to hand me a tissue and put his arm around me es I looked into his blue eyyes ace and ruggedly handsome fa ns side and something MELTED in E me I spontaneously KISSED him full on the mouth and, much to my pleasant surprise, he responded in kind After a frantic few minutes of HEAVY PETTING, he locked the door to his office and told me to lie on his couch I did as he asked, hiking up my skirt and taking off my KNICKERS in the process Dr Tom undid his trousers and they fell to his ankles I marvelled at his huge cock and guided it into my WET PUSSY His dick felt incredible as it FILLED EVERY INCH of my crack We bonked for a few minutes till he pulled out and shot his love-juice on my BELLY ‘HIS DICK FILLED EVERY INCH OF MY CRACK’ “I see what your problem is now,” he smiled “You’re just not sexually attracted to your husband anymore I prescribe tth you and I take the rest of that tth he afternoon off to ROOT at m place.” my After several weekly appointments, I’m confident D Tom has cured my sexual Dr ffrrigidity problem Still, I’ll have to keep visiting him rre egularly to make sure I don’t have a RELAPSE Becca, Vic 69 THE BACK DOOR CASSIE | 21 | THE CENTREFOLD, FEB 11 NO-NONSENSE NOOKIE! YOU’RE a bullshit-free country gal, Cassie So what’s your take on backdoor boonting? “I’ve done it a few times – I enjoy regular rooting much more, but if a bloke wants to CHUCK ONE UP MY BACK PASSAGE, and I’m in the right mood, then I’ll give it a go.” What’s your preferred form of lubrication? “Vaseline works for me, although I had one fella suggest we try VEGEMITE He was a bit simple, I think I told him to stick the Vegemite up HIS OWN ARSE instead.” Good for you Have you orgasmed from anal? “Nah, but it feels tops when done properly, especially if the guy is fucking me with LONG, SLOW STROKES while I play with my clit.” ‘ONE FELLA SUGGESTED WE TRY VEGEMITE AS LUBE’ NEXT ISSUE ON SALE MAR 25 OF Fine collectable Not intended for children under 14 Issue Two Coal Tender ©2019 The Bradford Exchange Ltd A.B.N 13 003 159 617 Quoting promotion code: 104145 14-01529-001 www.bradford.com.au/ford For quickest delivery, order online: FORD EX AD This is a limited-time offer and strong demand is expected You need send no money now return the coupon or go online today at www.bradford.com.au/ford Not available in any store! 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