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ling around in class I would save more money rather than spend it on useless things I would read more Reading is enjoyable, and it opens the doors into all kinds of wonderful places both real and imagined I would learn to play an instrument Music is always appreciated if it is played well I would eat better foods I would try to stay healthy through my diet and exercise I would take more pictures, and I would keep a journal Memories are very precious I would take the time to listen to what people have to say People appreciate a good listener I would take the time to enjoy each day as it comes Sometimes, I am so busy looking forward to what is coming up that I don't take the time to enjoy the day that I am living in That's what I would if I could go back in my life In fact, I think I'll just make a habit of doing all of those things all through my life I think I would like to live to be 100 Article #29 Joking Joking is good Jokes can be very funny Jokes can also be hurtful Jokes can be tasteless too It is not an easy thing to find jokes that not offend anyone VnDoc - Tải tài liệu, văn pháp luật, biểu mẫu miễn phí Some jokes make fun of different races Those jokes are not funny They are hurtful It is not right to tell racist jokes Many jokes use bad language or are about questionable subject matter These jokes are also not acceptable Many people are highly offended by rude jokes What some people find funny, others will not Comedy is a very personal thing Some people like slapstick comedy That is the kind of comedy that the Three Stooges use Some people like very subtle humor Some people will laugh at just about anything Sometimes, it is not appropriate to laugh, but you feel like laughing anyway Did you ever see anyone fall down? Did you feel like laughing when they fell down? You were probably worried that they had hurt themselves, yet the way that they fell was so funny that you felt like laughing It's not funny when someone falls, but you can't help but laugh even though you try to hide it Jokes and comedy differ from culture to culture Many people from other countries come here and don't understand our comedy Jokes and comedies are often geared toward our environment Sometimes, comedians make fun of the things that we in our everyday lives like going to the bank, or going grocery shopping We can all relate to that Being a comedian is not an easy job Telling jokes and making people laugh is extremely difficult Jokes are fun, and they are funny if they are good Jokes can get you into a lot of trouble if they are inappropriate, and sometimes they're VnDoc - Tải tài liệu, văn pháp luật, biểu mẫu miễn phí just not funny and nobody laughs Here is a joke Why does a cow wear a bell? - because its horns don't work Do you get it? Do you think it is funny? Well, maybe it's not that funny I told you that it was difficult being a comedian Article #30 Drugs There are two different types of drugs There are legal drugs and illegal drugs Legal drugs are the type of drugs that the doctor gives you when you are sick Illegal drugs are the drugs that people sell on the street Illegal drugs are very dangerous If someone ever wants you to try any type of substance that you are not sure about, you should always say no People who sell drugs on the street are criminals If they get caught, they will be sent to jail They sell drugs to get money They don't care that people's lives are ruined from taking drugs If you take illegal drugs, you can become addicted to them That means that you just have to have the drug no matter what Some people steal from other people to get money to buy drugs Drugs affect your mind If you take drugs, you will not be able to think clearly Your marks in school will drop VnDoc - Tải tài liệu, văn pháp luật, biểu mẫu miễn phí Your memory won't be very good Your personality won't be the same It is very unfortunate that some people try drugs They think that it won't hurt them They are wrong If you are smart, you will stay away from all drugs, except for the ones that the doctor gives you Drugs are just bad news If you know someone who is thinking about trying drugs, tell them that their entire life could be ruined In America, they had a saying "Just say no to drugs." It is a good saying, but I think I would rather say, "I'm just too smart to take drugs."