D!RTY KOREAN KOREAN Everyday Slang from “What’s Up?” to “F*%# Off!” HAEWON GEEBI BAEK BAEK 왔냐? 꺼져! GET D!RTY Next time you’re traveling or just chattin’ in Korean with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: ◆ cool slang ◆ funny insults ◆ explicit sex terms ◆ raw swear words Dirty Korean teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Korea: What’s up? Wasseo? Holy shit, I’m trashed. Ssibal, na manchiwi. I gotta piss. Na swi ssayahae. Who farted? Bangu nuga ggyeosseo? Wanna try doggy-style? Dwichigi haeboja? That bitch is crazy! Jeo nyeon michin nyeoniya! I could go for some Korean BBQ. Na cheolpangui meokgospieo. $10.00 U.S. Distributed by Publishers Group West Ulysses Press Ulysses Press Dirty Korean Dirty korean E V E R Y D A Y S L A N G FR O M “WHAT’S UP?” TO “F*%# OFF!” ∏∏∏∏∏ Haewon Geebi Baek Illustrated by Lindsay Mack Ulysses Press Text Copyright © 2010 Haewon Baek. Design and concept © 2010 Ulysses Press. Illustrations © 2010 Lindsay Mack. All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, except for use by a reviewer in connection with a review. Published by: Ulysses Press P.O. Box 3440 Berkeley, CA 94703 www.ulyssespress.com ISBN: 978-1-56975-779-6 Library of Congress Control Number: 2009940343 Printed in Canada by Webcom 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Acquisitions editor: Kelly Reed Managing editor: Claire Chun Editors: Nick Denton-Brown, J. Han Production: Abigail Reser Proofreader: Lauren Harrison Interior design: what!design @ whatweb.com Cover design: Double R Design Front cover photo: woman © bigstockphoto.com/WizData Back cover illustration: Lindsay Mack Distributed by Publishers Group West This book is dedicated, of course, to my one and only sis, 혜진언니 Table of Contents Using This Book 1 [1] Howdy Korean 6 [2] Friendly Korean 19 [3] Party Korean 37 [4] Body Korean 57 [5] Horny Korean 76 [6] Angry Korean 95 [7] Poppy Korean 110 [8] Sporty Korean 127 [9] Hungry Korean 145 About the Author 165 ix •••••Acknowledgments I would like to thank acquisitions editor Kelly Reed for giving me the opportunity to write this book. I could not have finished this project without her words of encouragement during my bouts of writer’s block and procrastination. I also want to thank two exchange students from Korea, Gyungbae Jeon and Dong-guen Kim Oppas, who came to my rescue and supplied some cool new slang terms that I’ve gladly added to the book. I must thank my parents (I am Korean, albeit a hyphenated “American,” who still values family and the traditional wisdom they’ve instilled in me), especially my dad, for his sense of humor that I’ve enjoyed and embraced over the years. Thanks to Matt Kent, Gene Desmidt, Miyo Nakamura, Borami Lee, Krissy McClain, Jeffrey Ezell, Drew Dibble, Analisa Lono and Lauren Adelman, my best friends, for believing in me. Most importantly, I’ll be super grateful for the rest of my life to Jinny Baek, my awesome sister. The knowledge she gathered during the two years she spent teaching English in Korea proved to be invaluable. She corrected and refined my work, which would have been dull and humorless if she hadn’t spent the time reviewing the manuscript and rewrites. (You can tell that she’s standing right next to me dictating the words as I type.) Last, I thank you, the readers, who are so curious about the Korean language that you’ve bought this little primer. Yes, you have the right to learn how to say, “Let’s have sex!” or “Suck my dick!” in Korean! [...]... Dirty Korean and get dirty with it! ••••• uick and Dirty Korean Q Pronunciation Korean is super easy to read and write once you master the 24 characters that, when put together, make the sounds of the Korean language If you’re a quick learner, you’ll probably master them in about an hour The letters are all geometric shapes that were created by King Sejong in the 1400s TONES To most foreigners, Korean. .. must-do, along with the V-for-Victory (or peace sign), when you take pictures 18 Dirty korean CHAPTER 2 Friendly Korean HANGUK CHINGUKKIRI HANEUNMAL 한국 친구끼리 하는말 If your only exposure to Koreans is the Hollywood stereotype of a pissed-off liquor store owner with a gun, you may think all Koreans have a bug up their ass You’d be wrong—Koreans are warm and affectionate people…once you get to know them But first... Korean just sounds angry or whiny Koreans tend to speak with a stiff intonation, as opposed to the more fluid sounds of English speakers One way to practice your Korean accent is to drag your tongue at the end of your syllables to make the sounds a little whinier (the tilde after the hangeul means you should drag out the syllable) Annyeong~ 안녕~ 2 Dirty korean CONSONANTS The Korean alphabet has 14 consonants... you picked? Jjigeun ae isseo? 찍은 애 있어? 14 Dirty korean Blind date Sogaeting 소개팅 Can you set me up on a blind date with one of your hottie friends? Jal saeng-gin chingurang na sogaeting sikyeojo? 잘 생긴 친구랑 나 소개팅 시켜줘? Arranged blind date Seon 선 A long time ago, all Koreans had arranged marriages Although most people marry out of love nowadays, there still are a few Koreans who are forced by their parents... CHAPTER 1 Howdy Korean HANGUK INSAMAL 한국 인사말 •••••Hello Annyeonghaseyo 안녕하세요 Unlike some languages, it’s cool to use Korean slang with complete strangers But only if you’re older than they are If you’re not, or it’s questionable, you best stick to formalities and old-fashioned “hellos.” Korea is just age-deferential like that If you’re with friends though, all bets are off—feel free to get slangy as you... lord over the younger 24 Dirty korean ones They may order the “youngsters” around and even bully the poor little souls into doing anything they want Maybe that’s why Korean people can bluntly ask you “How old are you?” the first minute you meet them Mother Eomeoni 어머니 Mom Eomma 엄마 I swear on my mom being a prostitute if it’s not true I yaksok an jikimyeon eommchang! 이 약속 안 지키면 엄창! Koreans don’t have “yo... friends and felt the need to say “I live in the red house I enjoy tennis Where is the library?” Nobody talks this way, least of all Koreans, who—once they warm up to you—can be some of the most foulmouthed motherfuckers you’ll ever meet So let’s get real for a change Dirty Korean is the product of a lifetime of vulgar language picked up from lots of bad company and many a poor life Using this book 1 choice—none... same age or younger) Annyeong 안녕 Yo! Ya! 야! 6 Dirty korean Hey! Imma! 임마! Good to see ya Banga banga 방가 방가 On the phone: Hello? Yeoboseyo? 여보세요? Who dis? Nuguseyo? 누구세요? •••••What’s up? Wannya? / Wasseo? 왔냐? / 왔어? Like in any language, you always gotta find out how your peeps been doin’ when you haven’t seen ’em in a while Don’t be too surprised, though, when Koreans talk bluntly about how fat your ass... 좀 빼야겠다! Your face has gotten chubbier! Eolguli tongtonghae! 얼굴이 통통해! Your mom has gotten chubbier! Neone eomma saljom jjisyeosseo! 너네 엄마 살좀 찌셨어! 8 Dirty korean •••••Goodbye Jal jinae~ 잘 지내~ You know how in Hawaiian aloha means both “hi” and “bye”? Well, Korean is the same way You just have to drag out the end of the word “hello” to make the difference Goodbye (general use) Annyeong~ 안녕~ Goodbye (to... its Korean pronunciation and written characters I’ve also included important and interesting tidbits on Korean culture to give you a better understanding of the phrases, places and social customs you’ll encounter during your travels That’s because I’d hate to have you mistake a sarcastic pickup line for a verbal slap-in-the-face and lose your chance at baggin’ some hottie So now, go forth—take your Dirty . Book 1 [1] Howdy Korean 6 [2] Friendly Korean 19 [3] Party Korean 37 [4] Body Korean 57 [5] Horny Korean 76 [6] Angry Korean 95 [7] Poppy Korean 110 [8] Sporty Korean 127 [9] Hungry Korean 145 About. chance at baggin’ some hottie. So now, go forth—take your Dirty Korean and get dirty with it! ••••• Quick and Dirty Korean Pronunciation Korean is super easy to read and write once you master the. D!RTY KOREAN KOREAN Everyday Slang from “What’s Up?” to “F*%# Off!” HAEWON GEEBI BAEK BAEK 왔냐? 꺼져! GET D!RTY Next time you’re traveling or just chattin’ in Korean with your friends,