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(1)100 câu đố vui tiếng Anh
-1) What part of the body has the most rhythm? (The eardrums)
2) A farmer combined compost heaps with others How many compost heaps does he have? (One)
3) Who succeeded the first Prime Minister of Australia ? (The second)
4) Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London? (Because he was dead) 5) What odd number becomes even when beheaded?(Seven (s/even))
6) Why is the letter E like London? (Because E is the capital of England) 7) What lives on its own substance and dies when it devours itself? (A candle) 8) "The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place." (The letter "e") 9) "I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball." (Tomorrow) 10) "At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen." (Stars)
11) Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? (Mom is closer because dad is "farther".)
12) What is the poorest bank in the world? (The river bank) 13) What month soldiers hate? (March)
14) What clothing is always sad? (Blue jeans)
15) Why is an empty purse always the same? (There is no change in it.) 16) What has four wheels and flies? (A garbage truck)
(2)19) What kind of running means walking? (Running out of gas) 20) What stays hot even if put in a refrigerator? (Pepper)
21) What can't be used unless broken? (Eggs)
22) What makes opening piano so hard? (All the keys are inside.)
23) What two words contain thousands of letters? (Post office)
24) What you get if you cross stereo and fridge? (Very cool music)
25) What has nothing but a head and a tail? (A coin)
26) Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye? (It's not right.)
27) What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working? (You are too young to smoke.)
28) How we know the ocean is friendly? (It waves.)
29) Why should we never ask balloons for advice? (They are full of hot air.)
30) What has three hands but only one face? (A clock)
31) Which can move faster, heat or cold? (Heat, because you catch cold)
32) What weather mice and rats fear? (When it is raining cats and dogs) 33) Who always drives his customers away? (A taxi driver)
34) Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one? (A poor friend, because a friend in need is a friend indeed)
35) Why did the banker keep looking up at the sky? (To see if there is any change in the sky)
36) What is the longest word in the English language? (Smile, because there is a mile between the beginning and the end of it)
37) Why is the letter E so important? (Because it's the beginning of everything)
38) Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship? (Without it, a friend will become a fiend)
39) What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? (He didn't cheat.)
(3)41) Who goes around all day in a car with his bag full of money? (A bus conductor)
42) Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt Why? (He fell off the last step.) 43) Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? (Santa Claus)
44) What your drop when you need it and take back when you don't? (An anchor)
45) What is higher without a head than with a head? (A pillow)
46) When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket? (When there is a hole in it)
47) Where can you always find money? (In the dictionary)
48) "Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it without any R's? (I-t) 49) Why fish live in water? (Cats can't swim.)
50) What kind of party prisoners like? (A going-away party)
51) Which has more legs, a cow or no cow? (No cow A cow has only four legs but no cow has more legs.)
52) What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty? (A blackboard)
53) Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars? (They come out at night.)
54) What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars? (The word: wrong)
55) What will make more noise in your house than a dog? (Two dogs)
56) What are two things people never eat before breakfast? (Lunch and supper)
57) Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? (He wanted to see the waterfall.)
58) Why did the man throw the butter out the window? (He wanted to see the butterfly.)
59) Why did the man put the clock in the safe? (He wanted to save time.)
60) What has a neck, but no head? (A bottle)
(4)62) If yesterday had been Wednesday's tomorrow and tomorrow is Sunday's yesterday, what day would be? (Friday)
63) Where is the ocean the deepest? (At the bottom)
64) How many legs does an ant have? (Two, the same as an uncle) (Note: "ant" is promounced as "aunt".)
65) Which letter is always trying to find reasons? ("y" - why) 66) Which letter is not me? (U)
67) Why is the letter A like a flower? (Because the letter B is after it) (Note: B = bee) 68) Why is the letter "A" like noon? (Because it's in the middle of the day)
69) What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water? (C) (Note: C = sea) 70) What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? (A teapot)
71) What are the important rings in life? (Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering)
72) A man rode into town on Tuesday Two days later he rode home on Tuesday How is this possible? (His horse's name is Tuesday.)
73) Why did the student take a ladder to school? (Because he/she was going to high school!)
74) Why did the tomato blush? (Beacuse it saw the salad dressing!)
75) What are the two strongest days of the week? (Saturday and Sunday All the others are weak (week) days.)
76) What you call a bear without an "ear"? (BBBBBBB)
77) What is the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother? (One is Moscow, the other is a cow's Ma.)
78) What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR? (A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.)
79) What you call a fish that only cares about himself? (Selfish) 80) What's a minimum? (A very small mother!)
(5)83) Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus? (Wherever he wants to.)
84) What is the word that everybody always says wrong? ("Wrong")
85) What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? (Short) 86) What's the longest word in the dictionary? (Rubber-band because it streches.) 87) How many seconds are there in one year? (Twelve January second, February second, March second )
88) What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment? (Tell him I can't see him today.)
89) What has teeth but can't bite? (A comb)
90) What a bee says when it gets in the hive? (Hi Honey! I'm home!)
91) What flowers have two lips? (Tulips)
92) They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they? (Stamps) 93) What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? (A jeweler sells watches A jailer watches cells.)
94) What's a teacher's favorite nation? (Expla-nation) 95) What's the most colorful state of U.S.A.? (Color-rado)
96) How many letters are there in the alphabet? (Eleven -in "the alphabet") 97) Which months have 28 days? (All 12 months!)
98) What you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law? (Mom!)
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