Q : Why do retirees often say they does n't miss work, but misses the people.. A: They are too polite to tell the whole truth.?[r]
(1)(2)Q : How many days in a week?
(3)Q : When is a retiree's bedtime?
(4)Q : How many retirees to change a ligh t bulb?
(5)Q: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
(6)Q: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
(7)Q: Among retirees what is considered formal attire ?
(8)Q: Why retirees count pennies?
(9)Q: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
(10)Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the garage ?
A : They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want
(11)Q: What retirees call a long lunch?
(12)Q: What is the best way to describe r etirement?
(13)Q : What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
A: If you cut classes,
(14)Q : Why retirees often say they does n't miss work, but misses the people?
(15)Q: What you all week?
(16)Happiness is a voyage, not a
destination, there is no better time to be happy than
NOW
NOW
Live and enjoy the moment.
(17)Share this one with all the retirees that you know I'm sure they can
relate to some of them!
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