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Your Free Gift I wanted to show my appreciation that you support my work so I’ve put together a free gift for you MAD MEMES: Free Bonus Look Inside Just visit the link above to download it now I know you will love this gift Thanks! Harris Billigon Table of Contents MAD MEMES: Free Bonus Table of Contents Introduction Yo Mama! Women jokes Men Jokes Funny Blonde Jokes Conclusion MAD MEMES: Free Bonus Introduction Do you still wonder how heartily have fun and be fully positive? Well! Then this book is your most awaited godsend! In it, you will find a huge variety of jokes on various vital topics! This edition will not leave you indifferent We guarantee you a charge of powerful positive because we have collected for you the funniest jokes and composed them in our book! So, start reading! Enjoy every joke, feel the positive and excellent mood and not forget to tell a joke to your friends! Yo Mama! *** Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.” “We don’t have any,” replied the first blonde “Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing licenses,” said the Game Warden “But officer,” replied the second blonde, “we aren’t fishing We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.” The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line “Well, I know of no law against it,” said the Game Warden “Take all the debris you want.” And with that, he left As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically “What a dumb Fish Cop,” the second blonde said to the other two “Doesn’t he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?” *** A blond was going to get her hair layered at the salon with headphones on The lady at the salon said to take the headphones off The blond said, " No way, I would die if I did” The lady said “Whatever” and did her work Then the lady took the headphones off thinking it wouldn’t matter if she did The blond dropped dead The salon lady heard the headphones saying “breath in, now breath out” repeatedly *** One day a blonde felt like being a rebel, so she decided that she would drink and drive She found a cop car in the parking lot of a donut shop, so she started to drive around, circling the cop car After about 10 minutes of driving round and round she got fed up, so she parked the car, got out and walked over to the cop car, looked at the cop and said, “Aren’t you going to arrest me?” The cop asked, “why?” She replied, “Cause I was drinking and driving!” The cop looked at her in bewilderment and answered, “We can’t arrest you if you’re driving while drinking… water!” *** A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting “What’s up?” he says “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman He grabs the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 5-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!” The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor “You rotten bastard”, says the husband, “my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!!!” Conclusion Thanks to all owners of this book that were with us until the end This book is full of humor for adults on the subject of men, women, moms, etc We hope you enjoy this edition, and you have fun, after all, live in the positive it is very good! Stay tuned, reread this book and be positive Your Free Gift I wanted to show my appreciation that you support my work so I’ve put together a free gift for you MAD MEMES: Free Bonus Download Now Just visit the link above to download it now I know you will love this gift Thanks! 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This edition will not leave you indifferent We guarantee you a charge of powerful positive because we have collected for you the funniest jokes and composed them... response, affecting the most vulnerable We have collected these jokes for you so that you can have fun plunging into the world of humor So read our book, laugh and don't take jokes to heart Yo... cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet *** Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it *** Yo momma's so stupid