Copyright © 2005 by Rick Riordan All rights reserved No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without written permission from the publisher For information address Hyperion Books for Children, 114 Fifth Avenue, New York, New York 10011-5690 First Edition 10 Printed in the United States of America Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data on file ISBN 0-7868-5629-7 (hardcover) Reinforced binding Visit www.hyperionbooksforchildren.com Table of Contents I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-algebra Teacher Three Old Ladies Knit The Socks Of Death Grover Unexpectedly Loses His Pants My Mother Teaches Me Bullfighting I Play Pinochle With A Horse I Become Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom My Dinner Goes Up In Smoke We Capture A Flag I Am Offered A Quest 10 I Ruin A Perfectly Good Bus 11 We Visit The Garden Gnome Emporium 12 We Get Advice From A Poodle 13 I Plunge To My Death 14 I Become A Known Fugitive 15 A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers 16 We Take A Zebra To Vegas 17 We Shop For Water Beds 18 Annabeth Does Obedience School 19 We Find Out The Truth, Sort Of 20 I Battle My Jerk Relative 21 I Settle My Tab 22 The Prophecy Comes True Acknowledgments Preview Of The Red Pyramid To Haley, who heard the story first I ACCIDENTALLY VAPORIZE MY PRE-ALGEBRA TEACHER Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood If you’re reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life Being a half-blood is dangerous It’s scary Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways If you’re a normal kid, reading this because you think it’s fiction, great Read on I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened But if you recognize yourself in these pages—if you feel something stirring inside—stop reading immediately You might be one of us And once you know that, it’s only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they’ll come for you Don’t say I didn’t warn you My name is Percy Jackson I’m twelve years old Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York Am I a troubled kid? Yeah You could say that I could start at any point in my short miserable life to prove it, but things really started going bad last May, when our sixth-grade class took a field trip to Manhattan— twenty-eight mental-case kids and two teachers on a yellow school bus, heading to the Metropolitan Museum of Art to look at ancient Greek and Roman stuff I know—it sounds like torture Most Yancy field trips were But Mr Brunner, our Latin teacher, was leading this trip, so I had hopes Mr Brunner was this middle-aged guy in a motorized wheelchair He had thinning hair and a scruffy beard and a frayed tweed jacket, which always smelled like coffee You wouldn’t think he’d be cool, but he told stories and jokes and let us play games in class He also had this awesome collection of Roman armor and weapons, so he was the only teacher whose class didn’t put me to sleep I hoped the trip would be okay At least, I hoped that for once I wouldn’t get in trouble Boy, was I wrong See, bad things happen to me on field trips Like at my fifth-grade school, when we went to the Saratoga battlefield, I had this accident with a Revolutionary War cannon I wasn’t aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway And before that, at my fourth-grade school, when we took a behind-the-scenes tour of the Marine World shark pool, I sort of hit the wrong lever on the catwalk and our class took an unplanned swim And the time before that Well, you get the idea This trip, I was determined to be good All the way into the city, I put up with Nancy Bobofit, the freckly, redheaded kleptomaniac girl, hitting my best friend Grover in the back of the head with chunks of peanut butter-and-ketchup sandwich Grover was an easy target He was scrawny He cried when he got frustrated He must’ve been held back several grades, because he was the only sixth grader with acne and the start of a wispy beard on his chin On top of all that, he was crippled He had a note excusing him from PE for the rest of his life because he had some kind of muscular disease in his legs He walked funny, like every step hurt him, but don’t let that fool you You should’ve seen him run when it was enchilada day in the cafeteria Anyway, Nancy Bobofit was throwing wads of sandwich that stuck in his curly brown hair, and she knew I couldn’t anything back to her because I was already on probation The headmaster had threatened me with death by in-school suspension if anything bad, embarrassing, or even mildly entertaining happened on this trip “I’m going to kill her,” I mumbled Grover tried to calm me down “It’s okay I like peanut butter.” He dodged another piece of Nancy’s lunch “That’s it.” I started to get up, but Grover pulled me back to my seat “You’re already on probation,” he reminded me “You know who’ll get blamed if anything happens.” Looking back on it, I wish I’d decked Nancy Bobofit right then and there In-school suspension would’ve been nothing compared to the mess I was about to get myself into Mr Brunner led the museum tour He rode up front in his wheelchair, guiding us through the big echoey galleries, past marble statues and glass cases full of really old black-and-orange pottery It blew my mind that this stuff had survived for two thousand, three thousand years He gathered us around a thirteen-foot-tall stone column with a big sphinx on the top, and started telling us how it was a grave marker, a stele, for a girl about our age He told us about the carvings on the sides I was trying to listen to what he had to say, because it was kind of interesting, but everybody around me was talking, and every time I told them to shut up, the other teacher chaperone, Mrs Dodds, would give me the evil eye Mrs Dodds was this little math teacher from Georgia who always wore a black leather jacket, even though she was fifty years old She looked mean enough to ride a Harley right into your locker She had come to Yancy halfway through the year, when our last math teacher had a nervous breakdown From her first day, Mrs Dodds loved Nancy Bobofit and figured I was devil spawn She would point her crooked finger at me and say, “Now, honey,” real sweet, and I knew I was going to get after-school detention for a month One time, after she’d made me erase answers out of old math workbooks until midnight, I told Grover I didn’t think Mrs Dodds was human He looked at me, real serious, and said, “You’re absolutely right.” Mr Brunner kept talking about Greek funeral art Finally, Nancy Bobofit snickered something about the naked guy on the stele, and I turned around and said, “Will you shut up?” It came out louder than I meant it to The whole group laughed Mr Brunner stopped his story “Mr Jackson,” he said, “did you have a comment?” My face was totally red I said, “No, sir.” Mr Brunner pointed to one of the pictures on the stele “Perhaps you’ll tell us what this picture represents?” I looked at the carving, and felt a flush of relief, because I actually recognized it “That’s Kronos eating his kids, right?” “Yes,” Mr Brunner said, obviously not satisfied “And he did this because ” “Well ” I racked my brain to remember “Kronos was the king god, and—” “God?” Mr Brunner asked “Titan,” I corrected myself “And he didn’t trust his kids, who were the gods So, um, Kronos ate them, right? But his wife hid baby Zeus, and gave Kronos a rock to eat instead And later, when Zeus grew up, he tricked his dad, Kronos, into barfing up his brothers and sisters—” “Eeew!” said one of the girls behind me “—and so there was this big fight between the gods and the Titans,” I continued, “and the gods won.” Some snickers from the group Behind me, Nancy Bobofit mumbled to a friend, “Like we’re going to use this in real life Like it’s going to say on our job applications, ‘Please explain why Kronos ate his kids.’” “And why, Mr Jackson,” Brunner said, “to paraphrase Miss Bobofit’s excellent question, does this matter in real life?” “Busted,” Grover muttered “Shut up,” Nancy hissed, her face even brighter red than her hair At least Nancy got packed, too Mr Brunner was the only one who ever caught her saying anything wrong He had radar ears I thought about his question, and shrugged “I don’t know, sir.” “I see.” Mr Brunner looked disappointed “Well, half credit, Mr Jackson Zeus did indeed feed Kronos a mixture of mustard and wine, which made him disgorge his other five children, who, of course, being immortal gods, had been living and growing up completely undigested in the Titan’s stomach The gods defeated their father, sliced him to pieces with his own scythe, and scattered his remains in Tartarus, the darkest part of the Underworld On that happy note, it’s time for lunch Mrs Dodds, would you lead us back outside?” The class drifted off, the girls holding their stomachs, the guys pushing each other around and acting like doofuses Grover and I were about to follow when Mr Brunner said, “Mr Jackson.” I knew that was coming I told Grover to keep going Then I turned toward Mr Brunner “Sir?” Mr Brunner had this look that wouldn’t let you go— intense brown eyes that could’ve been a thousand years old and had seen everything “You must learn the answer to my question,” Mr Brunner told me “About the Titans?” “About real life And how your studies apply to it.” “Oh.” “What you learn from me,” he said, “is vitally important I expect you to treat it as such I will accept only the best from you, Percy Jackson.” I wanted to get angry, this guy pushed me so hard I mean, sure, it was kind of cool on tournament days, when he dressed up in a suit of Roman armor and shouted: “What ho!” and challenged us, sword-point against chalk, to run to the board and name every Greek and Roman person who had ever lived, and their mother, and what god they worshipped But Mr Brunner expected me to be as good as everybody else, despite the fact that I have dyslexia and attention deficit disorder and I had never made above a C– in my life No—he didn’t expect me to be as good; he expected me to be better And I just couldn’t learn all those names and facts, much less spell them correctly I mumbled something about trying harder, while Mr Brunner took one long sad look at the stele, like he’d been at this girl’s funeral He told me to go outside and eat my lunch The class gathered on the front steps of the museum, where we could watch the foot traffic along Fifth Avenue Overhead, a huge storm was brewing, with clouds blacker than I’d ever seen over the city I figured maybe it was global warming or something, because the weather all across New York state had been weird since Christmas We’d had massive snow storms, flooding, wildfires from lightning strikes I wouldn’t have been surprised if this was a hurricane blowing in Nobody else seemed to notice Some of the guys were pelting pigeons with Lunchables crackers Nancy Bobofit was trying to pickpocket something from a lady’s purse, and, of course, Mrs Dodds wasn’t seeing a thing Grover and I sat on the edge of the fountain, away from the others We thought that maybe if we did that, everybody wouldn’t know we were from that school—the school for loser freaks who couldn’t make it elsewhere “Detention?” Grover asked “Nah,” I said “Not from Brunner I just wish he’d lay off me sometimes I mean—I’m not a genius.” Grover didn’t say anything for a while Then, when I thought he was going to give me some deep philosophical comment to make me feel better, he said, “Can I have your apple?” I didn’t have much of an appetite, so I let him take it I watched the stream of cabs going down Fifth Avenue, and thought about my mom’s apartment, only a little ways uptown from where we sat I hadn’t seen her since Christmas I wanted so bad to jump in a taxi and head home She’d hug me and be glad to see me, but she’d be disappointed, too She’d send me right back to Yancy, remind me that I had to try harder, even if this was my sixth school in six years and I was probably going to be kicked out again I wouldn’t be able to stand that sad look she’d give me Mr Brunner parked his wheelchair at the base of the handicapped ramp He ate celery while he read a paperback novel A red umbrella stuck up from the back of his chair, making it look like a motorized café table I was about to unwrap my sandwich when Nancy Bobofit appeared in front of me with her ugly friends—I guess she’d gotten tired of stealing from the tourists—and dumped her half-eaten lunch in Grover’s lap “Oops.” She grinned at me with her crooked teeth Her freckles were orange, as if somebody had spray-painted her face with liquid Cheetos I tried to stay cool The school counselor had told me a million times, “Count to ten, get control of your temper.” But I was so mad my mind went blank A wave roared in my ears I don’t remember touching her, but the next thing I knew, Nancy was sitting on her butt in the fountain, screaming, “Percy pushed me!” Mrs Dodds materialized next to us Some of the kids were whispering: “Did you see—” “—the water—” “—like it grabbed her—” I didn’t know what they were talking about All I knew was that I was in trouble again As soon as Mrs Dodds was sure poor little Nancy was okay, promising to get her a new shirt at the museum gift shop, etc., etc., Mrs Dodds turned on me There was a triumphant fire in her eyes, as if I’d done something she’d been waiting for all semester “Now, honey—” “I know,” I grumbled “A month erasing workbooks.” That wasn’t the right thing to say “Come with me,” Mrs Dodds said “Wait!” Grover yelped “It was me I pushed her.” I stared at him, stunned I couldn’t believe he was trying to cover for me Mrs Dodds scared Grover to death She glared at him so hard his whiskery chin trembled “I don’t think so, Mr Underwood,” she said “But—” “You—will—stay—here.” Grover looked at me desperately “It’s okay, man,” I told him “Thanks for trying.” “Honey,” Mrs Dodds barked at me “Now.” Nancy Bobofit smirked I gave her my deluxe I’ll-kill-you-later stare Then I turned to face Mrs Dodds, but she wasn’t there She was standing at the museum entrance, way at the top of the steps, gesturing impatiently at me to come on How’d she get there so fast? I have moments like that a lot, when my brain falls asleep or something, and the next thing I know I’ve missed something, as if a puzzle piece fell out of the universe and left me staring at the blank place behind it The school counselor told me this was part of the ADHD, my brain misinterpreting things I wasn’t so sure I went after Mrs Dodds Halfway up the steps, I glanced back at Grover He was looking pale, cutting his eyes between me and Mr Brunner, like he wanted Mr Brunner to notice what was going on, but Mr Brunner was absorbed in his novel good-bye.” He snapped his fingers A small fire burned a hole in the ground at my feet Out crawled something glistening black, about the size of my hand A scorpion I started to go for my pen “I wouldn’t,” Luke cautioned “Pit scorpions can jump up to fifteen feet Its stinger can pierce right through your clothes You’ll be dead in sixty seconds.” “Luke, what—” Then it hit me You will be betrayed by one who calls you a friend “You,” I said He stood calmly and brushed off his jeans The scorpion paid him no attention It kept its beady black eyes on me, clamping its pincers as it crawled onto my shoe “I saw a lot out there in the world, Percy,” Luke said “Didn’t you feel it—the darkness gathering, the monsters growing stronger? Didn’t you realize how useless it all is? All the heroics—being pawns of the gods They should’ve been overthrown thousands of years ago, but they’ve on, thanks to us half-bloods.” I couldn’t believe this was happening “Luke you’re talking about our parents,” I said He laughed “That’s supposed to make me love them? Their precious ‘Western civilization’ is a disease, Percy It’s killing the world The only way to stop it is to burn it to the ground, start over with something more honest.” “You’re as crazy as Ares.” His eyes flared “Ares is a fool He never realized the true master he was serving If I had time, Percy, I could explain But I’m afraid you won’t live that long.” The scorpion crawled onto my pants leg There had to be a way out of this I needed time to think “Kronos,” I said “That’s who you serve.” The air got colder “You should be careful with names,” Luke warned “Kronos got you to steal the master bolt and the helm He spoke to you in your dreams.” Luke’s eye twitched “He spoke to you, too, Percy You should’ve listened.” “He’s brainwashing you, Luke.” “You’re wrong He showed me that my talents are being wasted You know what my quest was two years ago, Percy? My father, Hermes, wanted me to steal a golden apple from the Garden of the Hesperides and return it to Olympus After all the training I’d done, that was the best he could think up.” “That’s not an easy quest,” I said “Hercules did it.” “Exactly,” Luke said “Where’s the glory in repeating what others have done? All the gods know how to is replay their past My heart wasn’t in it The dragon in the garden gave me this”—he pointed angrily at his scar—“and when I came back, all I got was pity I wanted to pull Olympus down stone by stone right then, but I bided my time I began to dream of Kronos He convinced me to steal something worthwhile, something no hero had ever had the courage to take When we went on that winter-solstice field trip, while the other campers were asleep, I snuck into the throne room and took Zeus’s master bolt right from his chair Hades’s helm of darkness, too You wouldn’t believe how easy it was The Olympians are so arrogant; they never dreamed someone would dare steal from them Their security is horrible I was halfway across New Jersey before I heard the storms rumbling, and I knew they’d discovered my theft.” The scorpion was sitting on my knee now, staring at me with its glittering eyes I tried to keep my voice level “So why didn’t you bring the items to Kronos?” Luke’s smile wavered “I I got overconfident Zeus sent out his sons and daughters to find the stolen bolt— Artemis, Apollo, my father, Hermes But it was Ares who caught me I could have beaten him, but I wasn’t careful enough He disarmed me, took the items of power, threatened to return them to Olympus and burn me alive Then Kronos’s voice came to me and told me what to say I put the idea in Ares’s head about a great war between the gods I said all he had to was hide the items away for a while and watch the others fight Ares got a wicked gleam in his eyes I knew he was hooked He let me go, and I returned to Olympus before anyone noticed my absence.” Luke drew his new sword He ran his thumb down the flat of the blade, as if he were hypnotized by its beauty “Afterward, the Lord of the Titans h-he punished me with nightmares I swore not to fail again Back at Camp Half-Blood, in my dreams, I was told that a second hero would arrive, one who could be tricked into taking the bolt and the helm the rest of the way—from Ares down to Tartarus.” “You summoned the hellhound, that night in the forest.” “We had to make Chiron think the camp wasn’t safe for you, so he would start you on your quest We had to confirm his fears that Hades was after you And it worked.” “The flying shoes were cursed,” I said “They were supposed to drag me and the backpack into Tartarus.” “And they would have, if you’d been wearing them But you gave them to the satyr, which wasn’t part of the plan Grover messes up everything he touches He even confused the curse.” Luke looked down at the scorpion, which was now sitting on my thigh “You should have died in Tartarus, Percy But don’t worry, I’ll leave you with my little friend to set things right.” “Thalia gave her life to save you,” I said, gritting my teeth “And this is how you repay her?” “Don’t speak of Thalia!” he shouted “The gods let her die! That’s one of the many things they will pay for.” “You’re being used, Luke You and Ares both Don’t listen to Kronos.” “I’ve been used?” Luke’s voice turned shrill “Look at yourself What has your dad ever done for you? Kronos will rise You’ve only delayed his plans He will cast the Olympians into Tartarus and drive humanity back to their caves All except the strongest—the ones who serve him.” “Call off the bug,” I said “If you’re so strong, fight me yourself.” Luke smiled “Nice try, Percy But I’m not Ares You can’t bait me My lord is waiting, and he’s got plenty of quests for me to undertake.” “Luke—” “Good-bye, Percy There is a new Golden Age coming You won’t be part of it.” He slashed his sword in an arc and disappeared in a ripple of darkness The scorpion lunged I swatted it away with my hand and uncapped my sword The thing jumped at me and I cut it in half in midair I was about to congratulate myself until I looked down at my hand My palm had a huge red welt, oozing and smoking with yellow guck The thing had gotten me after all My ears pounded My vision went foggy The water, I thought It healed me before I stumbled to the creek and submerged my hand, but nothing seemed to happen The poison was too strong My vision was getting dark I could barely stand up Sixty seconds, Luke had told me I had to get back to camp If I collapsed out here, my body would be dinner for a monster Nobody would ever know what had happened My legs felt like lead My forehead was burning I stumbled toward the camp, and the nymphs stirred from their trees “Help,” I croaked “Please ” Two of them took my arms, pulling me along I remember making it to the clearing, a counselor shouting for help, a centaur blowing a conch horn Then everything went black *** I woke with a drinking straw in my mouth I was sipping something that tasted like liquid chocolate-chip cookies Nectar I opened my eyes I was propped up in bed in the sickroom of the Big House, my right hand bandaged like a club Argus stood guard in the corner Annabeth sat next to me, holding my nectar glass and dabbing a washcloth on my forehead “Here we are again,” I said “You idiot,” Annabeth said, which is how I knew she was overjoyed to see me conscious “You were green and turning gray when we found you If it weren’t for Chiron’s healing ” “Now, now,” Chiron’s voice said “Percy’s constitution deserves some of the credit.” He was sitting near the foot of my bed in human form, which was why I hadn’t noticed him yet His lower half was magically compacted into the wheelchair, his upper half dressed in a coat and tie He smiled, but his face looked weary and pale, the way it did when he’d been up all night grading Latin papers “How are you feeling?” he asked “Like my insides have been frozen, then microwaved.” “Apt, considering that was pit scorpion venom Now you must tell me, if you can, exactly what happened.” Between sips of nectar, I told them the story The room was quiet for a long time “I can’t believe that Luke ” Annabeth’s voice faltered Her expression turned angry and sad “Yes Yes, I can believe it May the gods curse him He was never the same after his quest.” “This must be reported to Olympus,” Chiron murmured “I will go at once.” “Luke is out there right now,” I said “I have to go after him.” Chiron shook his head “No, Percy The gods—” “Won’t even talk about Kronos,” I snapped “Zeus declared the matter closed!” “Percy, I know this is hard But you must not rush out for vengeance You aren’t ready.” I didn’t like it, but part of me suspected Chiron was right One look at my hand, and I knew I wasn’t going to be sword fighting any time soon “Chiron your prophecy from the Oracle it was about Kronos, wasn’t it? Was I in it? And Annabeth?” Chiron glanced nervously at the ceiling “Percy, it isn’t my place—” “You’ve been ordered not to talk to me about it, haven’t you?” His eyes were sympathetic, but sad “You will be a great hero, child I will my best to prepare you But if I’m right about the path ahead of you ” Thunder boomed overhead, rattling the windows “All right!” Chiron shouted “Fine!” He sighed in frustration “The gods have their reasons, Percy Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.” “We can’t just sit back and nothing,” I said “We will not sit back,” Chiron promised “But you must be careful Kronos wants you to come unraveled He wants your life disrupted, your thoughts clouded with fear and anger Do not give him what he wants Train patiently Your time will come.” “Assuming I live that long.” Chiron put his hand on my ankle “You’ll have to trust me, Percy You will live But first you must decide your path for the coming year I cannot tell you the right choice .” I got the feeling that he had a very definite opinion, and it was taking all his willpower not to advise me “But you must decide whether to stay at Camp Half-Blood year-round, or return to the mortal world for seventh grade and be a summer camper Think on that When I get back from Olympus, you must tell me your decision.” I wanted to protest I wanted to ask him more questions But his expression told me there could be no more discussion; he had said as much as he could “I’ll be back as soon as I can,” Chiron promised “Argus will watch over you.” He glanced at Annabeth “Oh, and, my dear whenever you’re ready, they’re here.” “Who’s here?” I asked Nobody answered Chiron rolled himself out of the room I heard the wheels of his chair clunk carefully down the front steps, two at a time Annabeth studied the ice in my drink “What’s wrong?” I asked her “Nothing.” She set the glass on the table “I just took your advice about something You um need anything?” “Yeah Help me up I want to go outside.” “Percy, that isn’t a good idea.” I slid my legs out of bed Annabeth caught me before I could crumple to the floor A wave of nausea rolled over me Annabeth said, “I told you ” “I’m fine,” I insisted I didn’t want to lie in bed like an invalid while Luke was out there planning to destroy the Western world I managed a step forward Then another, still leaning heavily on Annabeth Argus followed us outside, but he kept his distance By the time we reached the porch, my face was beaded with sweat My stomach had twisted into knots But I had managed to make it all the way to the railing It was dusk The camp looked completely deserted The cabins were dark and the volleyball pit silent No canoes cut the surface of the lake Beyond the woods and the strawberry fields, the Long Island Sound glittered in the last light of the sun “What are you going to do?” Annabeth asked me “I don’t know.” I told her I got the feeling Chiron wanted me to stay year-round, to put in more individual training time, but I wasn’t sure that’s what I wanted I admitted I’d feel bad about leaving her alone, though, with only Clarisse for company Annabeth pursed her lips, then said quietly, “I’m going home for the year, Percy.” I stared at her “You mean, to your dad’s?” She pointed toward the crest of Half-Blood Hill Next to Thalia’s pine tree, at the very edge of the camp’s magical boundaries, a family stood silhouetted—two little children, a woman, and a tall man with blond hair They seemed to be waiting The man was holding a backpack that looked like the one Annabeth had gotten from Waterland in Denver “I wrote him a letter when we got back,” Annabeth said “Just like you suggested I told him I was sorry I’d come home for the school year if he still wanted me He wrote back immediately We decided we’d give it another try.” “That took guts.” She pursed her lips “You won’t try anything stupid during the school year, will you? At least not without sending me an Iris-message?” I managed a smile “I won’t go looking for trouble I usually don’t have to.” “When I get back next summer,” she said, “we’ll hunt down Luke We’ll ask for a quest, but if we don’t get approval, we’ll sneak off and it anyway Agreed?” “Sounds like a plan worthy of Athena.” She held out her hand I shook it “Take care, Seaweed Brain,” Annabeth told me “Keep your eyes open.” “You too, Wise Girl.” I watched her walk up the hill and join her family She gave her father an awkward hug and looked back at the valley one last time She touched Thalia’s pine tree, then allowed herself to be lead over the crest and into the mortal world For the first time at camp, I felt truly alone I looked out at Long Island Sound and I remembered my father saying, The sea does not like to be restrained I made my decision I wondered, if Poseidon were watching, would he approve of my choice? “I’ll be back next summer,” I promised him “I’ll survive until then After all, I am your son.” I asked Argus to take me down to cabin three, so I could pack my bags for home ACKNOWLEDGMENTS Without the assistance of numerous valiant helpers, I would have been slain by monsters many times over as I endeavored to bring this story to print Thanks to my elder son, Haley Michael, who heard the story first; my younger son, Patrick John, who at the age of six is the levelheaded one in the family; and my wife, Becky, who puts up with my many long hours at Camp Half-Blood Thanks also to my cadre of middle-school beta testers: Travis Stoll, clever and quick as Hermes; C C Kellogg, beloved as Athena; Allison Bauer, clear-eyed as Artemis the Huntress; and Mrs Margaret Floyd, the wise and kindly seer of middle-school English My appreciation also to Professor Egbert J Bakker, classicist extraordinaire; Nancy Gallt, agent summa cum laude; Jonathan Burnham, Jennifer Besser, and Sarah Hughes for believing in Percy Don't miss the exciting new series The Kane Chronicles, by Rick Riordan We only have a few hours, so listen carefully If you’re hearing this story, you’re already in danger Sadie and I might be your only chance Go to the school Find the locker I won’t tell you which school or which locker, because if you’re the right person, you’ll find it The combination is 13/32/33 By the time you finish listening, you’ll know what those numbers mean Just remember the story we’re about to tell you isn’t complete yet How it ends will depend on you The most important thing: when you open the package and find what’s inside, don’t keep it longer than a week Sure, it’ll be tempting I mean, it will grant you almost unlimited power But if you possess it too long, it will consume you Learn its secrets quickly and pass it on Hide it for the next person, the way Sadie and I did for you Then be prepared for your life to get very interesting Okay, Sadie is telling me to stop stalling and get on with the story Fine I guess it started in London, the night our dad blew up the British Museum My name is Carter Kane I’m fourteen and my home is a suitcase You think I’m kidding? Since I was eight years old, my dad and I have traveled the world I was born in L.A but my dad’s an archaeologist, so his work takes him all over Mostly we go to Egypt, since that’s his specialty Go into a bookstore, find a book about Egypt, there’s a pretty good chance it was written by Dr Julius Kane You want to know how Egyptians pulled the brains out of mummies, or built the pyramids, or cursed King Tut’s tomb? My dad is your man Of course, there are other reasons my dad moved around so much, but I didn’t know his secret back then I didn’t go to school My dad homeschooled me, if you can call it “home” schooling when you don’t have a home He sort of taught me whatever he thought was important, so I learned a lot about Egypt and basketball stats and my dad’s favorite musicians I read a lot, too—pretty much anything I could get my hands on, from dad’s history books to fantasy novels—because I spent a lot of time sitting around in hotels and airports and dig sites in foreign countries where I didn’t know anybody My dad was always telling me to put the book down and play some ball You ever try to start a game of pick-up basketball in Aswan, Egypt? It’s not easy Anyway, my dad trained me early to keep all my possessions in a single suitcase that fits in an airplane’s overhead compartment My dad packed the same way, except he was allowed an extra workbag for his archaeology tools Rule number one: I was not allowed to look in his workbag That’s a rule I never broke until the day of the explosion It happened on Christmas Eve We were in London for visitation day with my sister, Sadie See, Dad’s only allowed two days a year with her—one in the winter, one in the summer— because our grandparents hate him After our mom died, her parents (our grandparents) had this big court battle with Dad After six lawyers, two fistfights, and a near fatal attack with a spatula (don’t ask), they won the right to keep Sadie with them in England She was only six, two years younger than me, and they couldn’t keep us both—at least that was their excuse for not taking me So Sadie was raised as a British schoolkid, and I traveled around with my dad We only saw Sadie twice a year, which was fine with me [Shut up, Sadie Yes—I’m getting to that part.] So anyway, my dad and I had just flown into Heathrow after a couple of delays It was a drizzly, cold afternoon The whole taxi ride into the city, my dad seemed kind of nervous Now, my dad is a big guy You wouldn’t think anything could make him nervous He has dark brown skin like mine, piercing brown eyes, a bald head, and a goatee, so he looks like a buff evil scientist That afternoon he wore his cashmere winter coat and his best brown suit, the one he used for public lectures Usually he exudes so much confidence that he dominates any room he walks into, but sometimes—like that afternoon—I saw another side to him that I didn’t really understand He kept looking over his shoulder like we were being hunted “Dad?” I said as we were getting off the A-40 “What’s wrong?” “No sign of them,” he muttered Then he must’ve realized he’d spoken aloud, because he looked at me kind of startled “Nothing, Carter Everything’s fine.” Which bothered me because my dad’s a terrible liar I always knew when he was hiding something, but I also knew no amount of pestering would get the truth out of him He was probably trying to protect me, though from what I didn’t know Sometimes I wondered if he had some dark secret in his past, some old enemy following him, maybe; but the idea seemed ridiculous Dad was just an archaeologist The other thing that troubled me: Dad was clutching his workbag Usually when he does that, it means we’re in danger Like the time gunmen stormed our hotel in Cairo I heard shots coming from the lobby and ran downstairs to check on my dad By the time I got there, he was just calmly zipping up his workbag while three unconscious gunmen by their feet from the chandelier, their robes falling over their heads so you could see their boxer shorts Dad claimed not to have witnessed anything, and in the end the police blamed a freak chandelier malfunction Another time, we got caught in a riot in Paris My dad found the nearest parked car, pushed me into the backseat, and told me to stay down I pressed myself against the floorboards and kept my eyes shut tight I could hear Dad in the driver’s seat, rummaging in his bag, mumbling something to himself while the mob yelled and destroyed things outside A few minutes later he told me it was safe to get up Every other car on the block had been overturned and set on fire Our car had been freshly washed and polished, and several twenty-euro notes had been tucked under the windshield wipers Anyway, I’d come to respect the bag It was our good luck charm But when my dad kept it close, it meant we were going to need good luck We drove through the city center, heading east toward my grandparents’ flat We passed the golden gates of Buckingham Palace, the big stone column in Trafalgar Square London is a pretty cool place, but after you’ve traveled for so long, all cities start to blend together Other kids I meet sometimes say, “Wow, you’re so lucky you get to travel so much.” But it’s not like we spend our time sightseeing or have a lot of money to travel in style We’ve stayed in some pretty rough places, and we hardly ever stay anywhere longer than a few days Most of the time it feels like we’re fugitives rather than tourists I mean, you wouldn’t think my dad’s work was dangerous He does lectures on topics like “Can Egyptian Magic Really Kill You?” and “Favorite Punishments in the Egyptian Underworld” and other stuff most people wouldn’t care about But like I said, there’s that other side to him He’s always very cautious, checking every hotel room before he lets me walk into it He’ll dart into a museum to see some artifacts, take a few notes, and rush out again like he’s afraid to be caught on security cameras One time when I was younger, we raced across the Charles de Gaulle airport to catch a lastminute flight, and Dad didn’t relax until the plane was off the ground, I asked him point blank what he was running from, and he looked at me like I’d just pulled the pin out of a grenade For a second I was scared he might actually tell me the truth Then he said, “Carter, it’s nothing.” As if “nothing” were the most terrible thing in the world After that, I decided maybe it was better not to ask questions My grandparents, the Fausts, lived in a housing development near Canary Wharf, right on the banks of the River Thames The taxi let us off at the curb, and my dad asked the driver to wait We were halfway up the walk when Dad froze He turned and looked behind us “What?” I asked Then I saw the man in the trench coat He was across the street, leaning against a big dead tree He was barrel shaped, with skin the color of roasted coffee His coat and black pinstriped suit looked expensive He had long braided hair and wore a black fedora pulled down low over his dark round glasses He reminded me of a jazz musician, the kind my dad would always drag me to see in concert Even though I couldn’t see his eyes, I got the impression he was watching us He might’ve been an old friend or colleague of Dad’s No matter where we went, Dad was always running into people he knew But it did seem strange that the guy was waiting here, outside my grandparents’ And he didn’t look happy “Carter,” my dad said, “go on ahead.” “But—” “Get your sister I’ll meet you back at the taxi.” He crossed the street toward the man in the trench coat, which left me with two choices: follow my dad and see what was going on, or what I was told I decided on the slightly less dangerous path I went to retrieve my sister Before I could even knock, Sadie opened the door “Late as usual,” she said She was holding her cat, Muffin, who’d been a “going away” gift from Dad six years before Muffin never seemed to get older or bigger She had fuzzy yellow-and-black fur like a miniature leopard, alert yellow eyes, and pointy ears that were too tall for her head A silver Egyptian pendant dangled from her collar She didn’t look anything like a muffin, but Sadie had been little when she named her, so I guess you have to cut her some slack Sadie hadn’t changed much either since last summer [As I’m recording this, she’s standing next to me, glaring, so I guess I’d better be careful how I describe her.] You would never guess she’s my sister First of all, she’d been living in England so long, she has a British accent Second, she takes after our mom, who was white, so Sadie’s skin is much lighter than mine She has straight caramel-colored hair, not exactly blond but not brown, which she usually dyes with streaks of bright colors That day it had red streaks down the left side Her eyes are blue I’m serious Blue eyes, just like our mom’s She’s only twelve, but she’s exactly as tall as me, which is really annoying She was chewing gum as usual, dressed for her day out with Dad in battered jeans, a leather jacket, and combat boots, like she was going to a concert and was hoping to stomp on some people She had headphones dangling around her neck in case we bored her [Okay, she didn’t hit me, so I guess I did an okay job of describing her.] “Our plane was late,” I told her She popped a bubble, rubbed Muffin’s head, and tossed the cat inside “Gran, going out!” From somewhere in the house, Grandma Faust muttered something I couldn’t make out, probably “Don’t let them in!” Sadie closed the door and regarded me as if I were a dead mouse her cat had just dragged in “So, here you are again.” “Yep.” “Come on, then.” She sighed “Let’s get on with it.” That’s the way she was No “Hi, how you been the last six months? So glad to see you!” or anything But that was okay with me When you only see each other twice a year, it’s like you’re distant cousins rather than siblings We had absolutely nothing in common except our parents We trudged down the steps I was thinking how she smelled like a combination of old people’s house and bubble gum when she stopped so abruptly, I ran into her “Who’s that?” she asked I’d almost forgotten about the dude in the trench coat He and my dad were standing across the street next to the big tree, having what looked like a serious argument Dad’s back was turned so I couldn’t see his face, but he gestured with his hands like he does when he’s agitated The other guy scowled and shook his head “Dunno,” I said “He was there when we pulled up.” “He looks familiar.” Sadie frowned like she was trying to remember “Come on.” “Dad wants us to wait in the cab,” I said, even though I knew it was no use Sadie was already on the move Instead of going straight across the street, she dashed up the sidewalk for half a block, ducking behind cars, then crossed to the opposite side and crouched under a low stone wall She started sneaking toward our dad I didn’t have much choice but to follow her example, but it made me feel kind of stupid “Six years in England,” I muttered, “and she thinks she’s James Bond.” Sadie swatted me without looking back and kept creeping forward A couple more steps and we were right behind the big dead tree I could hear my dad on the other side, saying, “—have to, Amos You know it’s the right thing.” “No,” said the other man, who must’ve been Amos His voice was deep and even—very insistent His accent was American “If I don’t stop you, Julius, they will The Per Ankh is shadowing you.” Sadie turned to me and mouthed the words “Per what?” I shook my head, just as mystified “Let’s get out of here,” I whispered, because I figured we’d be spotted any minute and get in serious trouble Sadie, of course, ignored me “They don’t know my plan,” my father was saying “By the time they figure it out—” “And the children?” Amos asked The hairs stood up on the back of my neck “What about them?” “I’ve made arrangements to protect them,” my dad said “Besides, if I don’t this, we’re all in danger Now, back off.” “I can’t, Julius.” “Then it’s a duel you want?” Dad’s tone turned deadly serious “You never could beat me, Amos.” I hadn’t seen my dad get violent since the Great Spatula Incident, and I wasn’t anxious to see a repeat of that, but the two men seemed to be edging toward a fight Before I could react, Sadie popped up and shouted, “Dad!” He looked surprised when she tackle-hugged him, but not nearly as surprised as the other guy, Amos He backed up so quickly, he tripped over his own trench coat He’d taken off his glasses I couldn’t help thinking that Sadie was right He did look familiar— like a very distant memory “I—I must be going,” he muttered He straightened his fedora and lumbered down the road Our dad watched him go He kept one arm protectively around Sadie and one hand inside the workbag slung over his shoulder Finally, when Amos disappeared around the corner, Dad relaxed He took his hand out of the bag and smiled at Sadie “Hello, sweetheart.” Sadie pushed away from him and crossed her arms “Oh, now it’s sweetheart, is it? You’re late Visitation Day’s nearly over! And what was that about? Who’s Amos, and what’s the Per Ankh?” Dad stiffened He glanced at me like he was wondering how much we’d overheard “It’s nothing,” he said, trying to sound upbeat “I have a wonderful evening planned Who’d like a private tour of the British Museum?” Sadie slumped in the back of the taxi between Dad and me “I can’t believe it,” she grumbled “One evening together, and you want to research.” Dad tried for a smile “Sweetheart, it’ll be fun The curator of the Egyptian collection personally invited—” “Right, big surprise.” Sadie blew a strand of red-streaked hair out of her face “Christmas Eve, and we’re going to see some moldy old relics from Egypt Do you ever think about anything else?” Dad didn’t get mad He never gets mad at Sadie He just stared out the window at the darkening sky and the rain “Yes,” he said quietly “I do.” Whenever Dad got quiet like that and stared off into nowhere, I knew he was thinking about our mom The last few months, it had been happening a lot I’d walk into our hotel room and find him with his cell phone in his hands, Mom’s picture smiling up at him from the screen—her hair tucked under a headscarf, her blue eyes startlingly bright against the desert backdrop Or we’d be at some dig site I’d see Dad staring at the horizon, and I’d know he was remembering how he’d met her—two young scientists in the Valley of the Kings, on a dig to discover a lost tomb Dad was an Egyptologist Mom was an anthropologist looking for ancient DNA He’d told me the story a thousand times Our taxi snaked its way along the banks of the Thames Just past Waterloo Bridge, my dad tensed “Driver,” he said “Stop here a moment.” The cabbie pulled over on the Victoria Embankment “What is it, Dad?” I asked He got out of the cab like he hadn’t heard me When Sadie and I joined him on the sidewalk, he was staring up at Cleopatra’s Needle In case you’ve never seen it: the Needle is an obelisk, not a needle, and it doesn’t have anything to with Cleopatra I guess the British just thought the name sounded cool when they brought it to London It’s about seventy feet tall, which would’ve been really impressive back in Ancient Egypt, but on the Thames, with all the tall buildings around, it looks small and sad You could drive right by it and not even realize you’d just passed something that was a thousand years older than the city of London “God.” Sadie walked around in a frustrated circle “Do we have to stop for every monument?” My dad stared at the top of the obelisk “I had to see it again,” he murmured “Where it happened ” A freezing wind blew off the river I wanted to get back in the cab, but my dad was really starting to worry me I’d never seen him so distracted “What, Dad?” I asked “What happened here?” “The last place I saw her.” Sadie stopped pacing She scowled at me uncertainly, then back at Dad “Hang on Do you mean Mum?” Dad brushed Sadie’s hair behind her ear, and she was so surprised, she didn’t even push him away I felt like the rain had frozen me solid Mom’s death had always been a forbidden subject I knew she’d died in an accident in London I knew my grandparents blamed my dad But no one would ever tell us the details I’d given up asking my dad, partly because it made him so sad, partly because he absolutely refused to tell me anything “When you’re older” was all he would say, which was the most frustrating response ever “You’re telling us she died here,” I said “At Cleopatra’s Needle? What happened?” He lowered his head “Dad!” Sadie protested “I go past this every day, and you mean to say—all this time—and I didn’t even know?” “Do you still have your cat?” Dad asked her, which seemed like a really stupid question “Of course I’ve still got the cat!” she said “What does that have to with anything?” “And your amulet?” Sadie’s hand went to her neck When we were little, right before Sadie went to live with our grandparents, Dad had given us both Egyptian amulets Mine was an Eye of Horus, which was a popular protection symbol in Ancient Egypt In fact my dad says the modern pharmacist’s symbol, , is a simplified version of the Eye of Horus, because medicine is supposed to protect you Anyway, I always wore my amulet under my shirt, but I figured Sadie would’ve lost hers or thrown it away To my surprise, she nodded “’Course I have it, Dad, but don’t change the subject Gran’s always going on about how you caused Mum’s death That’s not true, is it?” We waited For once, Sadie and I wanted exactly the same thing—the truth “The night your mother died,” my father started, “here at the Needle—” A sudden flash illuminated the embankment I turned, half blind, and just for a moment I glimpsed two figures: a tall pale man with a forked beard and wearing cream-colored robes, and a copperyskinned girl in dark blue robes and a headscarf—the kind of clothes I’d seen hundreds of times in Egypt They were just standing there side by side, not twenty feet away, watching us Then the light faded The figures melted into a fuzzy afterimage When my eyes readjusted to the darkness, they were gone “Um ” Sadie said nervously “Did you just see that?” “Get in the cab,” my dad said, pushing us toward the curb “We’re out of time.” From that point on, Dad clammed up “This isn’t the place to talk,” he said, glancing behind us He’d promised the cabbie an extra ten pounds if he got us to the museum in under five minutes, and the cabbie was doing his best “Dad,” I tried, “those people at the river—” “And the other bloke, Amos,” Sadie said “Are they Egyptian police or something?” “Look, both of you,” Dad said, “I’m going to need your help tonight I know it’s hard, but you have to be patient I’ll explain everything, I promise, after we get to the museum I’m going to make everything right again.” “What you mean?” Sadie insisted “Make what right?” Dad’s expression was more than sad It was almost guilty With a chill, I thought about what Sadie had said: about our grandparents blaming him for Mom’s death That couldn’t be what he was talking about, could it? The cabbie swerved onto Great Russell Street and screeched to a halt in front of the museum’s main gates “Just follow my lead,” Dad told us “When we meet the curator, act normal.” I was thinking that Sadie never acted normal, but I decided not to say that We climbed out of the cab I got our luggage while Dad paid the driver with a big wad of cash Then he did something strange He threw a handful of small objects into the backseat—they looked like stones, but it was too dark for me to be sure “Keep driving,” he told the cabbie “Take us to Chelsea.” That made no sense since we were already out of the cab, but the driver sped off I glanced at Dad, then back at the cab, and before it turned the corner and disappeared in the dark, I caught a weird glimpse of three passengers in the backseat: a man and two kids I blinked There was no way the cab could’ve picked up another fare so fast “Dad—” “London cabs don’t stay empty very long,” he said matter-of-factly “Come along, kids.” He marched off through the wrought iron gates For a second, Sadie and I hesitated “Carter, what is going on?” I shook my head “I’m not sure I want to know.” “Well, stay out here in the cold if you want, but I’m not leaving without an explanation.” She turned and marched after our dad Looking back on it, I should’ve run I should’ve dragged Sadie out of there and gotten as far away as possible Instead I followed her through the gates ... the biggest pair of socks I’d ever seen I mean these socks were the size of sweaters, but they were clearly socks The lady on the right knitted one of them The lady on the left knitted the other... at my fourth-grade school, when we took a behind -the- scenes tour of the Marine World shark pool, I sort of hit the wrong lever on the catwalk and our class took an unplanned swim And the time before... at the fruit stand?” “You mean the old ladies? What is it about them, man? They’re not like Mrs Dodds, are they?” His expression was hard to read, but I got the feeling that the fruit-stand