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Joe Jonas overshares about his sex life Caroline Manzo tells In Touch why she doesn’t miss RHONJ Does Kristen Stewart want to be Ryan Gosling’s stunt double? 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Email tips to breakingnews@intouchweekly.com or call us toll-free at 844-284-4333 FOLLOW IN TOUCH ON TWITTER TWITTER.COM/INTOUCHWEEKLY LIKE IN TOUCH ON FACEBOOK FACEBOOK.COM/INTOUCHWEEKLY stylewars re sizzles, while Keke Palmer Hailee Steinfeld With its hardware, cutouts and so-high hemline, this Bryan Hearns design has loads of sexy edge — and Hailee’s metallic Giuseppe Zanotti heels add an extra dose Keke’s colorful heels and bag compete instead of complement IN TOUCH OCTOB ER 31, 20 16 Sophie Simmons Bellamy Young This revealing Solace London calls for killer curves, and both stars deliver But Bellamy over-glams on hair, makeup and accessories Sophie’s simple add-ons and fresh makeup keep the look sultry yet not too flashy FROM LEFT: GETTY; SPLASH; GETTY (6) She did! She did! It the other on She did! She did! Adriana Lima Tania Raymonde Keisha CastleHughes Game of Thrones’ Keisha ups the luxe of her velvetadorned Acne Studios slip dress with plush Chinese Laundry platform heels Tania’s wrinkled silk and wild tresses? They skew more bedtime than prime time Both stars rock their ribbed Elizabeth and James LBDs with Louboutins, but Adriana’s blue heels and lack of extras look bland Taylor’s leather booties, trench and henna hand tattoo? So much yes Taylor Swift OMG WITH THE BEST AND WORST OF THE ROYAL ROAD RAGE WEEK controversyoftheweek BLUE-BLOODLUST! B KATE’S PARENTS BLAST FOR ROADKILL COSTUM ritish nobles have a long history with blood sports, but this has gone too far — Kate Middleton’s parents are being slammed for selling a Deluxe Roadkill Pet Costume for kids The outfit, available on the Michael and Carole’s Party Pieces website, is basically a rabbit suit with wounds, tire marks and bloodshot eyes “The roadkill costume is freaking out young children I’ve spoken to a lot of parents [who] are considering not going trick-or-treating as their children are frightened,” said U.K mom Isabel Brandon, who has a 2-year-old, while mom-of-two Jess Ashe complained, “I can’t believe IN TOUCH OCTOBER 31, 20 16 some kids wear that sort of stuff — or that retailers think it is acceptable to make it It’s shocking.” That includes Kate’s family “It would appear they have overstepped the boundary of good taste and blundered dangerously into the territory signposted ‘extremely offensive,’” wrote Tim Butters in an inquisitr.com opinion piece “The duchess is probably mortified.” Still, U.K homeowners shouldn’t be surprised to find roadkill at their doorstep on Oct 31 — the $15 getup is out of stock for children ages 10 to 12 (Suggested costume pairing: the 90-year-old queen behind the wheel of her beloved Land Rover.) OUTCRY OVER KIM COSTUME Kids aren’t the only ones with controversial costume choices On Oct 11, online retailer Costumeish pulled its Kim Kardashian — sorry, Parisian Heist Robbery Victim — costume after getting blasted for being insensitive Luckily (at least for the six people currently awaiting their refund from Costumeish), the $70 kit, which came with a black wig, white robe, fake diamond ring, sunglasses, two feet of rope and a gag is pretty easy to replicate mentoroftheweek REESE GIVES LIFE ADVICE! Reese Witherspoon, 40, is writing a lifestyle book, which she says will “give people a glimpse into my idea of Southern living.” From what to say to the police after being pulled over after a night of drinking to how to properly parent, here are a few lessons she’s already taught by example! Buy my #@*%#@ book, ya’ll! 1) KNOW YOUR (IMAGINED) RIGHTS! “I’m an American citizen — thi is beyond!” she sassed cops in a video of her 2013 arrest for disorderly conduct “Do you know my name? You’re about to find out who I am!” THE KEY O GOOD SEX At the 2014 Met Gala, Reese was filmed slurring this gem of wisdom to Cara Delevingne: “The most important thing in a ame, for a girl, is that a man can whisper n his pillow.” ED E! HELP! HELP! CLOCKWISE FROM BOTTOM RIGHT: GETTY (3); COSTUMEISH COM; GETTY; COMPOSITE: LANDROVER GETTY; CHANNELMIM/SWNS; N/C; DPS/SPLASH NEWS; VERA ANDERSON; GETTY; @BRITNEY 3) RAISE YOUR VOICE AT HOME “One thing she said to me is, ‘If you’re not yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them,’ ” former co-star Mark Ruffalo once revealed of the mom to Ava, 17, Deacon, 13, and Tennessee, numberoftheweek 13 — AMA nominations Drake received beating the record previou held by Michae Jackson makeoveroftheweek BRITNEY SPEARS What horrible extensions? The pop princess, 34, showed off a new cut on Instagram on Oct 10 anecdoteoftheweek sadtruthofthe KENDRA WILKINSON KYLIE JENNER “I met J Lo’s butt And it talked to me.” — on the biggest celebrity she’s ever m “No one wante to kiss me.” — on the real reason she got lip injections I NTO U C HW EEKLY.CO M OMG… THE CRIB SHEET Price $6.95 MILLION Bedrooms Bathrooms Sq footage .3,600 criboftheweek BETHENNY’S NYC PALACE Notable Neighbors: The kitchen features lacquered white cabinets and a built-in espresso machine A modern chandelier hangs over the mirrored dining area polloftheweek DANIEL CRAIG WANTS TO BE BOND AGAIN AFTER ALL: GREAT OR GO AWAY? 64 % say great Shake up a martini! Despite saying last year that he’d rather “slash his wrists” than play James Bond again, Daniel Craig (who was reportedly offered $150 million to two more films in the franchise) now admits, “If I were to stop … I would miss it terribly.” But would fans miss him terribly? “Nobody does it better,” praises one, but another says, “They need to move on to the next guy The fact that he expressed his distaste for the role cinches it!” IN TOUCH OCTOBER 31, 20 16 Taylor Swift Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady An entire wall of closets lines the spacious master bedroom lovetriangleoftheweek JAX’S GIRL CAUGHT CHEATING WITH KRISTEN! Jax Taylor, 37, gets the shock of his (sex) life on the new season of Vanderpump Rules when he catches his girlfriend, Brittany Cartwright, 27, with … a woman he once famously hoo up with himself! “Jax walks in on Kristen Doute [inset pic, above] making out with Brittany — his ego is shot, but on the other hand, he’s turned on,” an insider says of the drama that unfolds on the show (premiering Nov 7) between the three … and their boss “Lisa finds it completely disturbing.” SPOILER ALERT! VANDERPUMP SEX SCANDAL! CLOCKWISE FROM BOTTOM RIGHT: GETTY (2); N/C (2); GETTY; N/C (3) Bethenny Frankel, 45, has sold the newly renovated apartment she once shared with ex-husband Jason Hoppy in NYC’s trendy Tribeca area The living room (above) boasts high ceilings, tons of natural light, hardwood floors and recessed lighting reallife HOW HE DOES IT “I feel, hear, see and sense things,” Thomas tells In Touch “When I sit with somebody, I allow my aura to connect with theirs Then I can feel things about their past, their present, their future.” The P Stars W hile most kids were playing with toys, Thomas John was talking to the dead “When I was or 5, I had experiences where I would see my grandfather who had passed away before I was born He would tell me things and I would then go tell my dad or mom about it,” Thomas tells In Touch By the time he was or 9, “I realized I was kind of different and that my abilities were something not everybody had.” Now Thomas is helping others with that “sacred gift and connection.” After earning a degree in psychology and human development from the University of Chicago, the psychic New Yorker, 32, tried work- THOMAS REVEALS WHAT’S INRS STORE FOR THESE A-LISTE NO KIDS FOR JENNIFER “I don’t see her with a child, and I don’t pick up an adoption,” Thomas says of Jennifer Aniston, o’s married to Justin Theroux “I feel she was serious about it at one point, but the time as passed.” BRAD AND ANGIE ARE KAPUT “I don’t believe they’ll reconcile,” he says of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie “More stuff about the kids is going to come out, but [Angelina] will not talk about a lot of things.” sychic to the Tells All! Meet the in-demand medium who knew Brangelina were splitting up before they even did JAY Z AND BEYONCÉ WILL CALL IT QUITS “I see Beyoncé and Jay Z breaking up in the next couple of years,” Thomas says “It’s weird because I also see her having another baby, so I don’t know how that’s going to manifest.” on-again fiancé Johnny McDaid],” he says, adding that following the couple’s brief split in 2015, “I think they definitely are in a long-term commitment now.” Thomas also did a “meaningful” reading with J Lo when she was married to Marc Anthony and predicted their 2011 split Thomas believes she’ll walk down the aisle a fourth time, “but I don’t think she’s met him yet.” Many of his high-profile predictions have come true In 2014, he revealed that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would split “I predicted that all over the place,” he says “Something seemed really off, and I always felt the divide there energetically.” He also called Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ 2012 demise “And I pre- dicted that Whitney Houston was going to pass over the month before she did, and that it was going to be a tragic thing,” he adds “I think those are pretty uncanny ones.” Thomas, who’s currently working on his second book, an online video series and “possibly a reality TV show,” has a dream client “I would love to read Hillary Clinton,” he says “I think I could help her a lot.” Five years ago, Thomas remarkably predicted the politician would “go up against an unlikely candidate [for president].” When Hillary faces off against Donald Trump in November, “It will be close,” Thomas says, “but I see her being elected.” — Reporting by Diana Cooper KIM AND KANYE ARE SET TO LAST KHLOÉ WILL HAVE A FAMILY “I think Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are going to stay together,” Thomas predicts “To me, this is forever.” “I see her as a mother,” he says of Khloé Kardashian “It’s going to be difficult and arduous, but I see her having children.” NO MORE KIDS FOR WILLIAM AND KATE “I feel like they are done,” Thomas says of Prince William and Kate Middleton, who have two little ones “I don’t see any more children here.” I NTO U C HW EEKLY.CO M 61 GETTY (7) ing at a research hospital, only to abandon his formal studies so he could pursue a career as a spiritual therapist He’s since built a roster of clients all over the world, including in Hollywood, where he’s worked with Courteney Cox, Jennifer Lopez, Goldie Hawn, Jenny McCarthy, Sam Smith, Adam Lambert, Sara Gilbert, a host of Real Housewives stars — plus plenty more whose identities he can’t divulge “I have a ton of celebrity clients,” Thomas explains, “but I’m not a starstruck person I just really like helping people.” He often does that by zeroing in on their love lives Thomas says he’s been “very accurate” with “down-toearth” Courteney “I predicted a lot of stuff about her relationship [with animal sweet! POP CULT PUP With over million adoring fans on social media, it was only a matter of time before Doug the Pug made his literary debut Doug the Pug: The King of Pop Culture (out Nov 1) highlights his adventures and run-ins with celeb fans like Ed Sheeran and Chrissy Teigen “Doug makes people happy,” says owner and momager Leslie Mosier “He’s become a household name!” S W HT LO IG S E SCIENTIFICALLY RESEARCHED N T KE Y IN GRED IE LOSE WEIGHT Now with B vitamins to help metabolize fats, proteins and carbs Average weight loss with the key ingredient in Hydroxycut ® Gummies (C canephora robusta) was 10.95 lbs in a 60-day study with a low-calorie diet, and 3.7 lbs in a separate 8-week study with a calorie-reduced diet and moderate exercise Lose Weight, Your Way ® HYDROXYCUT.COM Facebook logo is owned by Facebook Inc Read entire label before use © 2016 CLOCKWISE FROM MAIN: LESLIE MOSIER; ST MARTIN’S PRESS; DISNEY/PIXAR; CHELSEA COWLING; @PRISSY_PIG DOUBLE CREATURE Does your pet resemble a celebrity? 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Kristen Bell finds herself in a pet food situation on NBC’s The Good Place Word Find Each of these clues can be found within the grid horizontally, vertically, diagonally, backward or forward Circle them all to solve the puzzle STAR WARS CHARACTERS DARTH LANDO FINN LEIA HAN LUKE JABBA REY KYLO YODA 2 A RVCBUADL J S E L C LNOYOZQ SOBY I LYRQBFZAFU I BZZU GAO V G E E O JML AND OK FMU J J D T J F I R Y V RWP C R U I E V S D A E R G L A O X U L B F O K P Q TWK T W I WE K I A G T X T Y G A Z C R K DW There are nine sections of nine squares in each puzzle Fill in all blank spaces with numbers from to The numbers can be in any order In each of the sections, no numbers can be repeated Nor can numbers be repeated in each horizontal line or repeated in each vertical line NBQTANATQPOEBNPDBT ZZ 8 8 DIFFICULTY LEVEL: MEDIUM 66 IN TOUCH OCTOB E R 31, 20 16 8 6 7 5 9 1 B DIFFICULTY LEVEL: ADVANCED 9 6 8 C 6 8 DIFFICULTY LEVEL: EXPERT FROM LEFT: NBC (2); GETTY Sudoku QCENBEHGOHOBNONLQNRF HY I OMV T O L YK S T AAY I DO T BU F AN S R S E R Z HHNMGMZ F S Crossword ACROSS 3, or 5, on most golf holes The Cosby Show’s Huxtable boy Nanny (surveillance device) 11 Oteri of SNL 13 Pasta sauce brand 14 President’s office shape 16 2012 Anna Faris movie 18 Santa (Columbus ship) 20 Rooney of The Social Network 21 A Great Lake 22 Soft toss 23 Teen faves 25 Six Feet (HBO series) 28 Jeremy of Reversal of Fortune 30 la mode 32 State known for lobsters 34 2011 Anna movie 41 Soft-shell (seafood) 43 American Dad! dad 44 Space aliens, for short 45 Poem of praise 46 Make an unwelcome pass at 48 “Give break!” 50 Flop- (like a beagle) 52 Diamonds, slangily 53 The “A” in LMAO 56 Gorillas and chimps 59 Some beer containers 60 Anna’s role on Mom 64 “Love Will Lead You Back” singer Taylor 65 Spy org in Argo 66 Yule song 69 pants (calf-length trousers) 72 Fluff up, as hair 77 Angst-ridden music genre 78 911! (comedy series) 80 Oak or elm 81 The Biggest (reality show) 84 2002 Anna movie 87 Voice of the iPhone 88 Sonic the Hedgehog’s game company 89 Warty-skinned croakers 90 “Sixth sense,” for short 91 Door or drawer opener 92 Have possession of Mr Onassis, in headlines -A-Roni Prepare for a fight Couldn’t stand Self-importance Days of Lives Dot- (online company) Selma director DuVernay 10 Thomas of That Girl 11 Lowe of Pretty Little Liars 12 Subway sandwich 15 Simba or Nala 16 Texter’s “Didn’t need to know that!” 17 Loyal to the max 19 Tummy muscles 24 Place for a massage 26 Flightless Aussie bird 27 Pink in the middle, as steak 28 Occupied, as a lavatory 29 “Losing My Religion” band 31 “ been real!” 33 Savings account accrual: Abbr 34 Evian 35 Veep channel 36 Starchy orange veggie 37 Ryan of Bones 38 Sacha Baron Cohen’s Kazakh 39 Adam and Eve’s garden 40 41 42 47 49 51 54 55 57 58 61 62 63 66 Many lipstick shades In fashion Rolling in dough Like Fran Drescher’s voice Name of the storekeeper on The Simpsons Play a role Pig’s home “Bye Bye Bye” group ’N Man (Pauly Shore movie Enjoy the slopes Wedding vow Split soup “Mangia!” Collectible cartoon frame 67 Cookie-maker Famous 68 O’Donnell of TV talk 70 Competitor of 13-Across 71 Grammy-winning Amy Winehouse tune 73 Hawke of Boyhood 74 Dry as a desert 75 Minute fractions, for short 76 “ ! 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Do your best to face reality on the 25th, even if you don’t like everything you see You’re in it for the long haul — seek advice from loved ones If you’re patient, everything will sort itself out JAN 20 — FEB 18 MARCH 21 — APRIL 19 MAY 21 — JUNE 21 AQUARIUS ARIES GEMINI LUCKY NUMBER: LUCKY NUMBER: 11 LUCKY NUMBER: Though it’s tempting to try to control others, it’s a recipe for disaster On the 27th, it’s easy to let your emotions get the better of you Keep small problems in perspective and you’ll succeed! You’re feeling adventurous at the moment, so try to book a trip or outing with good friends Don’t be surprised if you’re gripped by a new sense of enthusiasm on the 29th You’re coming into your own! DEC 22 — JAN 19 FEB 19 — MARCH 20 It’s tempting to bury your head in the sand at the first hint of a problem with you-know-who Adopt a fresh approach on the 29th and avoid playing the blame game It will pay off CAPRICORN PISCES APRIL 20 — MAY 20 LUCKY NUMBER: LUCKY NUMBER: TAURUS Be charitable this week toward a certain someone who annoys you You may want to retreat on the 30th to think through a complicated issue If a friend gives you thoughtful advice, take it You’ve earned it! Tread lightly on the 26th by curbing your desire to stir things up Concentrate on home and family, whether that means a cozy chat or hashing out a long-term plan Make sure you consider everyone’s opinions, no matter what Your views prevail on the 30th NOV 22 — DEC 21 JULY 23 — AUG 22 J D T J F I R Y V R W P C R U I E V S D A E R G L A O X U L B F O K P Q T W K T W I W E K I A G T X T Y G A Z C R K D W SAGITTARIUS LEO I NTO U C HW EEKLY.CO M 69 Ever They Copie Kids’ Book SPECS APPEAL Rihanna’s und glasses ecall Harry Potter’s signature spectacles Reading up on fashion! These stars look to classic characters for style inspiration MAD LOVE W hen Taylor Swift stepped out in NYC wearing a yellow peacoat and red beanie, online observers noticed the resemblance between the singer’s outfit and Paddington Bear’s signature style — and those observers included Taylor herself! Posting pics of herself and the marmalade-loving bear side b side on Instagram, Taylor wrote, “Who wore it better? Paddington obvs.” But she’s not the only star going “by the book” when it come to her look! 70 IN TOUCH OCTOBE R 31, 20 16 Amal Clooney mimics Madeline in her bowtopped dress GRIN & BEAR IT Taylor Swift purloins Paddington‘s style with her yellow jacket and red cap What d This W k With her pumped-up pompadour and furry sidekick, Kelly Osbourne could star in a gender-flipped live-action version of Tintin THERE’S WALDO Red and white stripes, black glasses: It’s not hard to find the resemblance between Lauren Conrad and the title character of Where’s Waldo? It’s Miley vs Supergirl! So Miley Cyrus says that it’s “weird” for Supergirl’s title to ave “a gender attached to it,” dding that the character is a oman, not a girl, and asking, What if you’re a little boy who ants to be a girl so bad that [the le] makes you feel bad?” But we e not just colorless, genderless umans You can support our ansgender community without cking apart words like “girl” and woman.” At my age, I’m best escribed as a woman, but I entify as a girl and I’m offended hen someone calls me ma’am! HECK OUT Heather in Pasadena, Calif., at e Ice House Comedy Club on Friday, Oct 21 RING OF TRUT E H TH Bella’s Hickey Bella Thorne’s neck sports a bite mark; has her boyfriend, Tyler Posey, gone from Teen Wolf to vampire? I NTO U C HW EEKLY.CO M 71 CLOCKWISE FROM MAIN: SPLASH (3); GETTY; R/R; @BELLATHORNE; FAMEFLYN WIN TINTIN lastlaughs COLIN JOST: “Clowns in Arizona organized a ‘Clown Lives Matter’ rally in support of their profession Because nothing reassures people like an angry mob of clowns!” SETH MEYERS: “Melania Trump reportedly refused to participate in a joint TV appearance with Donald Trump following his lewd comments about women But it’s only because she’s busy rereading all 6,000 pages of her prenup.” MICHAEL CHE “Investigators say that the $4.5 million diamond ring stolen from Kim Kardashian will most likely be made into smaller, less valuable stones You know, like Kylie and Kendall.” 72 IN TOUCH OCTOBE R 31, 20 16 CONAN O’BRIEN: “Rapper Fetty Wap was in court for multiple driving violations However, he’s insisting they arrested the wrong Fetty Wap.” JIMMY FALLON: “Lady Gaga says that her new album was influenced by the men in her life And then Taylor Swift was like, ‘Hey, stay in your lane, pal!’” CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT: GETTY (2); SPLASH (2); GETTY (4); R/R (2); GETTY JIMMY FALLON: “The Bachelor winner Lauren Bushnell is claiming she felt ‘very alone’ after Ben Higgins chose her because they couldn’t reveal their relationship While Ben said he felt very alone because he was down to just one girlfriend.” W H AT C RA M P S ? T H E P O W E R F U L PA I N R E L I E F Y O U N E E D A N D N O T H I N G E L S E A N T I H I S TA M I N E F R E E C A F F E I N E F R E E U CI NG R INT O D M A K E S M E N S T R U A L PA I N A D I S TA N T M E M O R Y Look for it in the feminine hygiene or menstrual pain relief section Use as directed © Pfizer 2016 [...]... went on says the insider In call with In Touch, o Angelina’s attorn threatened to trac down and sue any one who planted information about his client He insisted, “We have not This b shocking t And B es one er another inning” — A BRAD AND ANGELINA INSIDER planted anything with the media Nothing Not one piece of information.” But In Touch has learned that Team Angelina had been busy talking to key outlets,... peaceful,” fellow diner Jessica Chambers tells In Touch “My friend actually told her that she was proud of her for taking care of herself [by checking into rehab], and Selena said, ‘Thank you, that really means a lot to me I am doing really good.’” But she wasn’t being totally honest Selena, who sought treatment following a terrifying downward spiral in which she was drinking and partying excessively,... Jennifer Aniston in January 2005, but the couple inadvertently came clean in 2008 interviews two months apart in which both admitted they “fell in love” while filming the movie in 2004 THEY DO IT ALL Over the years, both have implied they’re incredibly hands-on parents “We wake up, we make breakfast,” Angelina’s said In our domestic life, we’re Mom and Dad.” But in reality, admits a Brad insider, a team... source tells In Touch exclusively “When the actual effects of de28 IN TOUCH OCTOBE R 31, 20 16 toxing hit her body, she started complaining,” claims the source The 24-year-old, who canceled her Re“Her family is begging her to vival World Tour in late stay,” a source says of Selena, who has been receiving August, also has been treatment at Tennessee’s struggling with cripBrookhaven Retreat pling anxiety... which, according to a source close to the situation, Brad believes came from Angelina’s camp, triggered an official probe into his parenting and supposedly prompted Angelina to split with him (Reports that the LAPD and FBI had launched official investigations into the incident turned out to be overblown.) “A look deep inside Angelina’s camp shows a disturbing pattern of behavior,” says the insider “Her... They want the wedding to be in California and are already looking at private estates in Malibu and Santa Barbara,” says the insider “Kris is hoping it’ll bring in even more viewers than Kim’s [2011] wedding to Kris Humphries.” And Khloé’s hoping this one will have a happier ending “She and Tristan are madly in love,” says the insider, “and saying they want to spend the rest of their lives together.” ċ... relationship habits’ to telling her that she’ll make millions from marrying Tristan.” Cameras will be rolling when Khloé and Tristan exchange vows” — AN INSIDER Kris, 60, thinks Khloé and her latest NBA star love interest could save the family brand With filming for the family’s flagship series, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, on hold since Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint in Paris on Oct 3, “Kris... will lose interest,” explains the insider “She desperately wants a new project to work on and thinks Khloé and Tristan’s show would be ratings gold, especially if they include all the drama surrounding the basketball player leaving his pregnant ex for her daughter.” (See sidebar below.) 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