question words with jokes

It’s an ipad made of trees, son L o o W h They’re not books, they’re DVDs About 120 pages W h a Match up the parts of the jokes 1)Why did the chicken cross the road ? a) A cloud 2) A horse walked into a shop and the b) Because there’s nobody else to wag it 3) I am a nobody and nobody is perfect c) He said, ‘Damn !’ 4) What did the fish say when he swam into the wall ? d) To get to the other side, of course ! 5) What you call a sheep with no legs ? e) Put it on my bill ! 6) What did the ocean say to the beach ? f) Because they taste funny 7) Always remember youcannibals are unique Whythat don’t eat clowns? g) shopkeeper said, ‘Why the long face ?’ 8) What did the duck say when it bought lipstck ? h) Nothing, it just waved W h a What is a cat’s favourite colour? W h a Boneo and Juliet! Woof! Iceburgers Purrrrple I’m going to turn you into a handsome prince Why does my computer keep sneezing? Because it’s got a virus But I am a female frog! What you call a long line of giraffes? What you call a lady bookworm? A g I’m reading a book on anti-gravity I bet you can’t put it down! W h y Miss Paige Turner Because their feet smell!