21776 creative writing chuck norris jokes read em and write em

Chuck Norris Jokes read ‘em and write ‘em  Chuck Norris has counted to infinity- twice!  Chuck Norris can hear sign language  If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble- you will win forever!  Time waits for no man Unless that man is Chuck Norris  Chuck Norris’ house has no doors -– only walls he walks through  Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas  Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door  Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in one day  Chuck Norris makes onions cry Now- if you’ve got enough courage- complete these Chuck Norris jokes  If at first you don’t succeed _  Chuck can lead a horse to water  Dinosaurs are extinct because  Chuck Norris is the reason  Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark - _  Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch- _  When you say no one is perfect, _  Chuck Norris once ate  Only Chuck can prevent _  Chuck Norris is the only person who can _  Chuck Norris can speak