Chuck Norris Jokes read ‘em and write ‘em Chuck Norris has counted to infinity- twice! Chuck Norris can hear sign language If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble- you will win forever! Time waits for no man Unless that man is Chuck Norris Chuck Norris’ house has no doors -– only walls he walks through Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in one day Chuck Norris makes onions cry Now- if you’ve got enough courage- complete these Chuck Norris jokes If at first you don’t succeed _ Chuck can lead a horse to water Dinosaurs are extinct because Chuck Norris is the reason Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark - _ Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch- _ When you say no one is perfect, _ Chuck Norris once ate Only Chuck can prevent _ Chuck Norris is the only person who can _ Chuck Norris can speak