automatic phone systems People reading over your shoulder Brown noser Junk mail when you forget where you’ve put things Getting cold calls running out of toilet paper Someone nicking your parking spot snobs rude shopping assistants diarrhea noisy mosquitoes Birds poop on top of your head Stepping in chewing gum Noisy Eaters Bad drivers delayed/cancelled flights Which one is worse? Dog owners who don't clean up after their dog or Stepping in dog’s poo? tailgaters queue jumpers slow internet connections Starts to rain when you decide to ride the bike