184 tommy the cat

Tommy the cat (Primus) I remember as it all were a meal ago Said Tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter May have nestled its way into his mighty throat Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine truly a wonder of nature this urban Predator Tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare Occasion such as this that he did She came slidin down the alleyway like butter drippin off a hot Biscuit The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of tigers that around the hot spot in those Days The sight was beyond belief Many a head snapped for double, even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her way into the Delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were known to hang out They in droves Such a multitude of Masculinity could only be found in one place and that was Omalleys alley The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended) but not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into the heart of the alleyway She knew what she wanted She was lookin for that stud bull, she was looking for that he cat And that was me Tommy the cat is my Name and I say unto thee Say baby you wanna lay down with me, say baby you wanna lay down by my side aǺ rǺmembǩr ǩz Ǻt Ǥəl wǩr ǩ miəl ǩDZǩȚ | sed tǢmi ðǩ kæt ǩz hi riəld bæk tǩ klǺǩ wǢtevǩ fǢrǩn mætǩ meǺ hǩv neslʜd Ǻts weǺ Ǻntu Ǻz maǺti θrǩȚt | meni ǩ fæt æli ræt hǩd met Ǻts dǺmaǺz waǺl steǩrǺŋ pǤǺnt blæŋk daȚn ðǩ kævǩnǩs bærǩl ǩv ðǺs Ǥəsǩm praȚlǺŋ mǩȓiən | truəli ǩ wȜndǩr ǩv neǺtȓǩ ðǺs Ǭəbǩn predǩtǩ | tǢmi ðǩ kæt hæd meni ǩ stǤəri tǩ tel | bǩt Ǻt wǩz ǩ reǩr ǩkeǺȢnʜ sȜtȓ ǩz ðǺs | ðǩt hi dǺd | ȓi keǺm slaǺdǺŋ daȚn ði æliweǺ laǺk bȜtǩ drǺpǺŋ Ǣf ǩ hǢt bǺskǺt | ði ǩrǩȚmǩ | ðǩ miən sent | wǩz ǺnȜf tu ǩraȚz sǩspǺȓnʜ Ǻn iəvnʜ ði ǩȚldǺst ǩv taǺDZǩz ðǩt hȜŋ ǩraȚn(d) ðǩ hǢt spǢt Ǻn ðǩȚz deǺz | ðǩ saǺt wǩz bǺjǢnd bǺliəf | meni ǩ hed snæpt fǩ dȜblʜ iəvnʜ trǺplʜ teǺks ǩz ðǺs vǺveǺȓǩs fiəlaǺn meǺd ǩ weǺ Ǻntǩ ðǩ deltǩ ǩv ði æliweǺ weǩ ðǩ mǩȚs(t) vǺraǺl ǩv ðǩ jȜŋ tæbiz wǩ nǩȚn tǩ hæŋ aȚt | ðeǺ hȜŋ Ǻn drǩȚvz | sȜtȓ ǩ mȜltǺtjuəd ǩv mæskjulǺnǩti kǩd ǩȚnli bi faȚnd Ǻn wȜn pleǺs | ǩn(d) ðæt wǩz ǩȚmæliz æli | ði eǩ wǩz θǺk wǺð kæt kǤəlz | nǩȚ pȜn ǺntendǺd | bǩt nǢt iəvnʜ ǩ mȜslʜ Ǻn (h)ǩ nek dǺd twǺtȓ ǩz ȓi sǤəntǩd Ȝp Ǻntǩ ðǩ hǡət ǩv ði æliweǺ | ȓi njuə wǢt ȓi wǢntǺd | ȓi wǩz lȚkǺŋ fǩ ðæt stȜd bȚl | ȓi wǩz lȚkǺŋ fǩ ðæt hi: kæt | ǩn(d) ðæt wǩz miə | tǢmi ðǩ kæt Ǻz maǺ neǺm ǩnd aǺ seǺ Ȝntǩ ðiə | seǺ beǺbi dǩ ju wǢnǩ leǺ daȚn wǺð mi | seǺ beǺbi dǩ ju wǢnǩ leǺ daȚn baǺ maǺ saǺd | Compiled: Juan Carlos David