As I finished watching Revengeofthe Nerds, it occurred to me that I had no idea where the word
nerd came from. According to The Barnhart Dictionary of Etymology, nerd is listed as originating
around 1965 in hot-rod and surfing slang, although it was in oral use prior to 1955. It originally
meant "a foolish or ineffectual person," and it derives from the similar word nert, which meant a
crazy or stupid person.
I bring this up not to turn a reviewof a mid-'80s gross-out college satire into an exercise in
academic pedantry, but to help illuminate some of what is happening in Revengeofthe Nerds
below its comedic surface. I find it interesting that nerd originally conveyed a sense of stupidity or
foolishness, because that seems to be quite the opposite ofthe meaning used in themovie (and in
modern discourse, in general). Rather, thenerds here are intelligent, creative, innovative, and
cunning. In short, if there is any "ineffectualness" here, it is simply in the nerds' inability to
conform to the mainstream. It is their outsider status that marks them as nerds, and they are
outsiders because they have different priorities.
What RevengeoftheNerds makes clear, in both the story and its title, which humorously suggests
a horror movieof sorts, is that "beautiful people" (jocks, sorority girls, cheerleaders, etc.) don't
truly dislike nerds. Rather, they fear them. This is a key distinction, and it is one that I think often
slips through the cracks because being feared is a form of power. Nerds are to be feared because,
early in life, they seem weak, ineffective, and outside the social body. Yet, as time passes, the
simple fact is that nerds become powerful while beautiful people, whose position in the social
stratum is based on physical appearance and athletic prowess, begin to slide. Nerds are smart, and
intelligence and knowledge increase with time, leading to professional success and the
accumulation of wealth. The athleticism and good looks of jocks and cheerleaders can only go
downhill.
Thus, worked into the subtext ofthemovie is the jocks' latent fear ofthenerds based on their
repressed knowledge that, someday, the people they mock and torture will overcome them. This,
for instance, also comes out in Peggy Sue Got Married (1986), in which the class nerd in the
1950s is a successful and confident businessman at the 25-year high school reunion. In real life,
there is no better example than Bill Gates. You can laugh at his hair cut, sloppy clothes, and
"nerdish" appearance all you want, but the fact is, he is a multi-billionaire with more power and
influence than most of us could ever dream of.
So, the central joke ofRevengeoftheNerds is not that nerds get their revenge (that will happen in
due time). Instead, the central joke is that thenerds get their revenge prematurely. They defeat the
jocks and beautiful people during the time in which they should be superior. Thus, it is a double
victory that is that much more humiliating for those defeated.
The two main characters in RevengeoftheNerds are Lewis Skolnick (Robert Carradine) and
Gilbert Lowe (Anthony Edwards, now well-known for his role on TV's ER), both of whom are
nerds par excellence. They fit every cliche of nerd-dom, from the highwater pants, to the plain
haircuts, to the outdated glasses, to the overloaded pocket protectors that are literally spilling over
with pens, pencils, and the like. Lewis stands out even more with his awkward overbite and
haw-hawing laugh that makes him sound like a braying donkey (apparently it's genetic because his
nerd father, played by James Cromwell, has the same laugh).
When themovie opens, Lewis and Gilbert are entering their freshman year at Adams College.
Lewis, the more outgoing ofthe two, is confident that they will have a great year. He is so sure
that he and Gilbert have entered manhood and left their tortured high school years behind them
that he boldly goes forward, thinking they will be accepted into the powerful Alpha Beta
fraternity, which appears to be populated exclusively by the football team.
As one might guess, things do not go as Lewis planned. In fact, the first 45 minutes ofthe movie
play out one humiliation after another. Along with the other freshmen, Lewis and Gilbert are
tossed out of their dorm rooms and made to live in the gym when the Alpha Betas burn down their
fraternity house during a party and take over the dorms as their place of residence. They are
tricked into thinking they will join the fraternity and are then dehumanized in some kind of awful
ritual (thankfully left off-screen) involving condoms and a sheep. When they finally gather
together with some other nerds and refurbish an old house, the jocks throw a rock through their
window. The final insult comes when, during a party meant to impress the leaders ofthe Lambda
Lambda Lambda fraternity, for which they are a probationary chapter, the jocks let loose a dozen
pigs in the house.
Thus, it is time for revenge. One ofthe creative aspects ofRevengeoftheNerds is the way the
screenplay sets out a broad spectrum of rejected outsiders and shows how each of them
contributes a particular knowledge or skill that, when combined, is more than enough to defeat the
jocks at their own game. While their technical skills are used during a high-tech panty raid of a
sorority house, which incorporates the use of video cameras and a satellite dish, the majority of
their skills are employed in the Greek Games at the annual Homecoming Carnival, the winner of
which gets to choose the president ofthe Greek Council.
Gilbert and Lewis contribute natural leadership skills and their knowledge of computers. The
various musical skills ofthe nerds, from Booger's (Curtis Armstrong) ability on guitar to
Poindexter's (Timothy Busfield) violin playing, are put into good use in the final skit competition,
in which they stage a show that is part Devo and part Michael Jackson. Wormser (Andrew
Cassese), a preteen gifted child made to go to college many years before his time, knows
aerodynamics, which he uses to design a special javelin for Lamar (Larry B. Scott), the group's
flamboyantly gay member.
As the various members make clear, RevengeoftheNerds is not so much about the conventional
idea of what a nerd is, but rather it is about the socially downtrodden in general. The group
includes not only stereotypical nerds like Lewis and Gilbert, but also minorities (in the form of
foreign-exchange student Takashi, played by Brian Tochi) and the homosexual Lamar. Therefore,
it is of little surprise (although still funny) that thenerds officially become a chapter of Lambda
Lambda Lambda, which is an exclusively African-American fraternity. The conflation of
discriminated-against minorities and discriminated-against nerds is something of an uneasy
pairing, but it does bring out the fact that predjudice is prejudice, no matter who it's aimed at or
for what reason.
Most ofthe cast members returned three years later for RevengeoftheNerds II: Nerds in
Paradise, which is largely a rehash ofthe first movie. It once again begins with a journey, except
this time, instead of heading off to college, the boys are headed down to Fort Lauderdale, Florida,
for the United Fraternity Conference. Having conquered the Adams College campus, they once
again find themselves discriminated against by members ofthe Alpha Betas, this time led by
Roger (Bradley Whitford, who has one ofthe most sniveling voices I've ever heard), who happens
to be president ofthe United Fraternity Organization.
No big surprise, then, that the plot follows the intrepid nerd heroes as they suffer a series of
humiliations before asserting their superiority in the end. There are a few funny moments to be
had, most notably Poindexter asking a cardboard cut-out of a bikini model if she's like a drink and
Booger's run-in with a mystical Chinese shaman named Snotty, whose gross-out capabilities far
exceed Booger's own.
Overall, though, RevengeoftheNerds II has little to offer that wasn't done better by the first
movie. Courtney Thorne-Smith looks uncomfortable and stiff as Sunny, Lewis' new love interest,
and Anthony Edwards was wise, after his success as Goose in the megahit Top Gun (1986), to
take only a cameo role (his absence is explained by the fact that he broke his leg playing
chess "Hey, don't get down on yourself," Lewis tells him. "That was a difficult move"). Still, it
isn't worse than the next two sequels, RevengeoftheNerds III: The Next Generation (1992) and
Revenge oftheNerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994), which bypassed theaters altogether and for good
reason.
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