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Title Page
Table of Contents
Foreword
Preface
Introduction
Let Them Eat Bagels
Blumert Is So Cool He Gets Tattooed
Bagels and Gas Masks
Let Them Eat Bagels
Laughing All the Way to the Gallows And the Poorhouse
Revisiting the Friendly Skies
Coffee, Tea, Or Me in Your Agony?
Welcome To the Wretched Skies
Blumert Survives Shopping At The Mall
World War II and Other Glorious Events
You Can Even Sell A Soviet Missile At the Right Price
Hooray, Its Leap Year And We Have An Extra Day
Beware The Phone Call From the Sheriff
I Hate Bed & Breakfasts
Why Is There A Circus Tent On My House?
The Next Generation Remote Control - Zapping People
Blumert Produces His Military Records
World War II and Other Glorious Events
Blumert Almost Qualifies As a Suicide Bomber
Memo From Rockwell: "Blumert, Join the SARS Epidemic"
Blumert Is Sheik For A Week
Thanks A Lot Ron Paul - My House Is Now A Campaign Headquarters
Thanks A Lot, Ron Paul - You've Made My Home A Political Campaign Headquarters
Conventions, Delegates, And Life In The Swamp
I Hate 3rd Parties, But I'm Infected With 3rd Partyitis
I'm Mad AS Hell
Who's the Next President?
Who Gets the Credit For Al Gore's Agony?
I Still Hate Rudy. But At Least I'm Not Alone
I Hate Rudy Giulani - You Should Too
I Hate Doctors - At Least, Most of Them
I Hate Doctors
Getting Old Is No Bargain In Any Culture
Did He Say, " A Four Hour Erection?"
Saved From the Surgeon's Blade
Keep That Knife Away From My Chest
The Annual Physical Exam And Other Scams
I Still Hate Doctors and Now They Hate Me
Gold, Gold, Gold, Gold, and More Gold
The New Yorker Magazine Slams Gold and Gold Owners
The Kiung Doesn't Like Gold, Never Has, Never Will - Unlike Mr. Chang
Confessions Of A Gold Pusher
Beward the Chartist: He Brings You False Science
The "Hardly Noticed" Rally of Gold
If You Want To Make God Laugh, Tell Him Your Plans
Yes, There Are Risks When You Buy Gold
What is Happening In the Gold Market?
Celebrating The Anniversary of a Crime
Buy When The Blood Is in the Streets, Unless It's Your Blood
Barry Bonds Committed The Unforgiveable Sin
Steroids, Schmeroids: No Asterisks for Barry, Please
Seabiscuit Revisionism
Bam, Whack, Pow
The Mortality of Baseball Players
The Unforgiveable Sin: The Superstar The Media Hates
They Are Coming To Get Me (Or Am I Paranoid?)
If I Don't Show Up At My Office Tomorrow, You'll Know They Got Me
Memo to Abe Foxman: "Abe, I'm Only Kidding"
Hello, PG&E - Are You Still in Business?
LRC Has Made the Big Time, But Lew Rockwell May Be Exiled To China
My Palestinian Pals
Blumert Intercepts A White House Memo
Here's the Proof: They're Out To Get Me
Are You A Threat To Liberty? Take the Blumert Test and Other Impertenent Essays
In Defense of Y2K Extremists
Are You A Threat To Liberty? Take the Blumert Test
Were Monica and Chandra Spies?
Don't Send Me to Dixie If I Can't Get Egg Rolls
Serial Killers of America, Unite
California's Four Seasons: Fire, Flood, Drought, and Earthquake
Poor Burt - He's In The Market For A Home Haircut Kit
Five People In The World Understand Gold And They Have Six Different Options
Maintaining Your Sanity When Gold Drops $45
The Only Time The US Mint Get's It Right IS When They Do It Wrong
How Many Drachma Do Get For A Reagan?
New Gold Buyers Better Read This!
I Listened To what I Was Saying And Got Scared
Louise Allowed Me to Make My Letter to Her Public
The Power of an Eight Dollar Rise in the Price Of Gold
The War Between The Sexes And Emulating "Mr. First Nighter"
H. L. Mencken's In Defense of Women
Whew, That Was A Close Encounter
Germs And The Movies
There Was Life Before Gilligan's Island
Burt Goes To The Movies Kicking And Screaming
New Bookmark
Shanghei and Mao
Reminiscences of Murray Rothbard and Other Great Men
Reminiscences of Murray
Lew Rockwell's Doer's Profile
Rest In Peace, Rev. "Rush"
Robert Nozick. Rothbard, and Me At The World Trade Center
Index
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[...]... doesn’t mean a twit It’s the rush you experience xiii xiv — Bagels, Barry Bonds,andRottenPoliticians when editor Rockwell advises that your submission meets his demanding standards, and that you’ve made the LRC page Look, we all know that Lew Rockwell stands alone as a libertarian thinker and writer His prose is crisp, clear, and he never wavers on principle A wag once wryly observed that Murray N... Studies and the Austrian Economics Newsletter, and the benefactor—materially and in friendship—to many libertarian intellectuals His offices were a kind of home base for thinkers in the movement He also became the chairman of the Mises Institute, succeeding Margit von Mises, and then the publisher of the Rothbard-Rockwell Burton S Blumert xi Report and its successor, LewRockwell.com, where these funny and. .. He and Pat Buchanan are friends, and he vigorously defended Buchanan against false charges that neo-conservative war hawks like Norman Podhoretz brought against him “The neocons are smart The ugly campaign they orchestrate against Pat simply reveals how much they fear him But that is no excuse.” xvii xviii — Bagels, Barry Bonds,andRottenPoliticians Politics is a matter of friends and enemies; and. .. powerless, yet, never loses her xx — Bagels, Barry Bonds,andRottenPoliticians grace Finally, Helen Mirren’s Elizabeth realizes what we knew all along We live in a ‘Pop Culture’ and even tradition is fading fast.” Book and movie reviewing, and even writing on politics, are just avocations for Burt He is by profession a dealer in coins and precious metals, and he offers readers the advice of a genuine... Burt Blumert has been charitable, far-seeing, and steadfast in his role as Misesian-Rothbardian entrepreneur As a man, he is funny, charming, decent, and generous As a writer, as you will see from this book, he is a talented satirist who can teach the truths of liberty and life while making you laugh out loud Most of all, he has shown how the Mises-Rothbard dream of drawing together commerce and ideas... Bagels, Barry Bonds,andRottenPoliticians Burt was transferred to California, and then entered the coin and precious metals business, eventually establishing the Camino Coin Company and running it for almost fifty years Burt always felt blessed to be dealing in collector coins, a hobby he had enjoyed his whole life Camino, while always important, was central to monetary affairs in the 1960s and 1970s,... great Gorney and Harburg, 1932, depression song, “Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?” 3 4 — Bagels, Barry Bonds,andRottenPoliticians recorded by Bing Crosby But, Al did remind me that we had downed a few Coor’s 50 years earlier at an Air Force base in Colorado He insisted we share the afternoon and suggested the following choices: • • • • We can sit and watch the stock prices at Merrill Lynch and the coffee... tired ham and cheese sandwich as everybody else, only mine was in a wrapper with Golda Meir’s picture on it Burton S Blumert — 13 The fellow next to me had ordered vegetarian His ham and cheese sandwich wrapper had a picture of a cauliflower We all munched in silence The reality of air travel these days is hardly less absurd than the above Southwest and America West may be the only money-making airlines... been stamped out 14 — Bagels, Barry Bonds,andRottenPoliticians Going through Security used to engender outrage and archives filled with horror stories A genre of gallows humor developed and we laughed while we shared our humiliations at the hands of the security buffoons “I can top that,” said the office comedian “I had to explain why I wasn’t wearing underwear and the security clerk hardly spoke... support and friendship through the years Without your counsel and encouragement, this volume would not exist If there are any errors of commission, omission, or anything really stupid in the pages ahead, I would love to place the blame elsewhere, but I alone bear the responsibility BURTON S BLUMERT AUGUST 15, 2008 INTRODUCTION B urt Blumert was one of the closest friends of Murray and Joey Rothbard, and . inquires, “How is it that Chinese cuisine
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