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cùng học cùng cười với tiếng anh 1

... ve got to come get me and take me home " "Now Sarah " her mother answered "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?" "Please don t make me tell you, ... were close The number was Sorry, no free sex this time, but maybe next time." Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked ... her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine s day What you think it means?" "You ll know tonight." he said That evening, the man came home with a small package...

Ngày tải lên: 19/02/2014, 20:44

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cùng học cùng cười với tiếng anh 2

... loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren, age “I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me So ... old farmer for $100 The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." "Well, then, just give me my ... insulted me. " "My mother!" he exclaimed "But she is a hundred miles away." "I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it." He looked stern, "I see, but where does the insult come...

Ngày tải lên: 19/02/2014, 20:47

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cùng học cùng cười với tiếng anh 3

... ngồi họp bị sốc.Sau đứng gần 10 giây cố gắng nhớ lại đoạn thứ hai lối nói vui, ông mục sư cuối ra:” … nhớ cô ta ai!” 92 CONFESSION Melvin comes to confession "Father," he said, forgive me for I have ... pew began to move forward.When it reached the front of the church, it came to a stop At the same time, another empty pew came up from below at the back and more people sat down And so it continued, ... "every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers cuz she worries about me so much And in it, the prayer psalm says, "Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life."...

Ngày tải lên: 19/02/2014, 20:48

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cùng học cùng cười với tiếng anh 4

... "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The Yankee attorney ... Europe, and I don t understand what it means." The attorney said, "Just wait until I get home, and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the attorney came home, read the postcard, fell to the ... replied "Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer "But, sir, I have a wife and two children!" "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer He turned to the other man and said, "Come with us."...

Ngày tải lên: 19/02/2014, 20:50

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cùng học cùng cười với tiếng anh 5

... game in astonishment for a while "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed "That s the smartest dog I ve ever seen." "Nah, he s not so smart," the friend replied "I ve beaten him three games ... A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren t, but you ... drink with me? " But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting...

Ngày tải lên: 19/02/2014, 20:52

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cùng học cùng cười với tiếng anh 6

... enough, " says Green The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads Two weeks later, he s back and this time he s really angry "Hey, Green," he says, "You re selling me fish heads for $4 apiece ... day, the man hears the same voice when he gets home from work, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." Each time the man hears the voice he becomes increasingly upset Finally, ... THINKING OF BEER Thought this was particularly apt for me and Wednesday afternoons Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed Then I look into the glass and think about the...

Ngày tải lên: 19/02/2014, 20:54

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cùng học cùng cười với tiếng anh 7

... are more than enough 10 Car mechanics tell us the truth 11 We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me. " 12 Same work-more pay 13 Gray hair ... “Cohen chết, Cadillac cần bán.”” 179 AUSSIE GRASSHOPPERS A Texas farmer goes to Australia for a vacation There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and ... another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends 16 We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes 17 The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades...

Ngày tải lên: 19/02/2014, 20:55

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cùng học cùng cười với tiếng anh 8

... advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS A laundry in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME Advertisement for ... REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR Doctors office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER ... không sinh quầy bar Phòng mạch bác sĩ Rome: Chuyên gia phụ nữ bệnh khác Trong nhà hàng Nairobi: Khách hàng thấy nữ tiếp viên thô lỗ phải gặp giám ốc Trên quốc lộ Athi River: Chú ý: Khi biển báo...

Ngày tải lên: 19/02/2014, 20:56

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cùng học cùng cười với tiếng anh 9

... round sometime." Wonder replies: "Well, people don t take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole." Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I m game for ... assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." At an optometrist s office: "If you don t see what you re looking for, you ve come to the right place." In a podiatrist s office: "Time wounds ... forgotten his watch So he looks for someone to ask the time He spots a guy carrying two suitcases and sporting this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he asks him for the time The guy replies "Sure, which...

Ngày tải lên: 19/02/2014, 20:58

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đề Thi Thử Đại Học mã 05 Môn tiếng Anh trường thpt trần phú hà tĩnh

... scientists _ a space suit that works better than any other in history A came to B came up with C came up to D.came out with Question 22 The boss _ when he found out that one of his employees ... other countries and other continents Poor farmers use the same land over and (30) _ The land needs a rest so it will be better next year However, the farmers must have food this year Poor people ... Question 31 A of B for C with D at Question 32 A gets B changes C turns D becomes Question 33 A future B time being C times D period Question 34 A recycle B preserve C keep D reuse Read of the following...

Ngày tải lên: 27/07/2015, 09:27

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đề Thi Thử Đại Học mã 07 Môn tiếng Anh trường thpt trần phú hà tĩnh

... hearing the news she fainted and it was half an hour before she again A came up B came round C came over D came forward Question 22: I called Jenna yesterday with a view her about the ... whose name is Jan, my mother whose name is Marie, my brother, Peter and of course, me I have quite a large extended family as well but, only the four of us live together in our apartment in a ... brother and I sometimes fight about who has to what job, we are still very close I am also very close to my parents and I can rely on them to help me My patents work together to keep our home well maintained...

Ngày tải lên: 27/07/2015, 09:27

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Đề thi tuyển sinh đại học, cao đẳng môn tiếng anh năm 2007 mã đề 254

... resident memory Câu 38: The word "means" in the passage most closely means B “expression” C “method” D “transmission” A “meanings” Câu 39: The word "potentially" in the passage most closely means ... Despite he was so rich Câu 27: Peter asked me B what time the film starts A what time does the film start C what time the film started D what time did the film start Câu 28: She will be ill ... incomes can access public housing through A low rents B state spending C donations D federal expenditure Câu 58: Americans on low incomes can seek help from A federal government B government...