Funny English Quiz 1

Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? They don’t want to be hot-dogs What makes opening piano so hard? All the keys are inside How you know the ocean is friendly? It waves What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working? You are too young to smoke What has three hands but only one face? A clock Which can move faster, heat or cold? Heat, because it can catch cold Why is the letter E so important? Because it is the beginning of everything When I go up, I see the light, when I go down, I see the dark What am I? eyes What month soldiers hate? March What clothing is always sad? Blue jeans What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles, because there is a mile between the beginning and the end of it What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone? A glove Lucky Mouse fell off a 100-step stairs and was not hurt, why? He fell of the last step What is always hot even if you put it in the fridge? Pepper /Chili What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty A black-board What has a head and feet but no body? A bed What animal I expect if I throw a butter out of the window? Butterfly Why did the man throw a bucket of water out of the window? He wanted to see the water fall Butterfly ... in the English language? Smiles, because there is a mile between the beginning and the end of it What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone? A glove Lucky Mouse fell off a 10 0-step