English Jokes 5

... English Teacher: "Johnny, the clock on the wall is not working, but you have a watch. What ... up and sed yellow!" Submitted by Carlos Manuel Hernandez My student who did not speak much English wanted to impress me one day. She had to walk past me while I was talking to someone. She ... "They're singular on top and plural on the bottom." Submitted by Emil A studen...

Ngày tải lên: 25/09/2013, 20:10

... ............................................... 4. Lan doesn’t like this book. I........................................................ 5. No one can answer this question. They............................................. wish I had ... Vietnamese well. wish Lan liked this book wish they could answer this question. Unit 2: CLOTHING Lesson 5: write I. New words: argument argument L« gic - a...

Ngày tải lên: 24/07/2013, 01:25

... What's the difference between a trampoline and an English textbook? A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline. Q: How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the best teaching ... but no legs or arms? A: A yard. Submitted by Dobbin Pelagius Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 1 35 kilograms sit on a bus? A: Wherever he wants to. Submitted by François Falardeau What...

Ngày tải lên: 25/09/2013, 19:10

... Bolving Hansen Two friends meet and one of them says:"I've taught my dog how to speak English! " "That's impossible", says the other man."Dogs don't speak!" ... England?" The dog answers: "Rough, rough." Submitted by: Alexandra Pedro One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill. A student asked, "What's the matter?...

Ngày tải lên: 25/09/2013, 20:10

... Miguel de Paco Moltó A teacher asked a student to write 55 . Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: ... stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don't know which side to write the other 5! Submitted by Mahmoud Zeidan When I want to teach the coulors, I just ask my stud...

Ngày tải lên: 25/09/2013, 20:10

... children __________ playing football in the schoolyard. 5. My mother ______________________ swimming everyday. 6. We _____________________ English songs at the concert. 7. I am _______________________ ... an Art lesson now. 8. What _________ you usually do in your free time? 9. “ ___________ was the English song Festival” “ Last Sunday.” 10. “Were there many students at festival?” “Yes,...

Ngày tải lên: 18/10/2013, 09:11

Ngày tải lên: 24/10/2013, 16:15

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Ngày tải lên: 15/11/2013, 15:15

... TRUYỆN KINH DỊ, KỲ BÍ BẲNG TIẾNG ANH GHOST JOKES -5 GHOSTLY GIGGLES What do you get if you cross an angry ghost with a vampire? Nothing. You

Ngày tải lên: 14/12/2013, 23:15

... outfit was COMPLEMENTED by well-chosen accessories. COMPLIMENT = praise, flattering remarks 55 well badly much little better worse more less best worst most least simpler easiest To COMPLIMENT ... that a pair of commas is needed in the last example above because the term of address 50 COMMAS occurs mid-sentence. It is a very common error to omit one of the comm...

Ngày tải lên: 25/01/2014, 22:20