English Jokes 4

... Bolving Hansen Two friends meet and one of them says:"I've taught my dog how to speak English! " "That's impossible", says the other man."Dogs don't speak!" ... England?" The dog answers: "Rough, rough." Submitted by: Alexandra Pedro One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill. A student asked, "What's the matter?...

Ngày tải lên: 25/09/2013, 20:10

... IT? I learn English 1. to watch American TV 2. because I like it; it’s a beautiful language 3. because I work with the foreigners in my company 4. to graduate 5. to understand how English people ... involvement in the learnt language. TASK Describe your good habits and/or bad habits as a learner of English . A GOOD LEARNER TAKES RESPONSIBILITY FOR LEARNING Good learners don’t wait to be...

Ngày tải lên: 19/08/2013, 14:14

... What's the difference between a trampoline and an English textbook? A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline. Q: How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the best teaching ... - Mexico City ESL teacher. Re-worded by another teacher. Q: What's the longest word in the English language? A: Smiles. (Because there's a mile between the first and the last...

Ngày tải lên: 25/09/2013, 19:10

... English Teacher: "Johnny, the clock on the wall is not working, but you have a watch. What ... up and sed yellow!" Submitted by Carlos Manuel Hernandez My student who did not speak much English wanted to impress me one day. She had to walk past me while I was talking to someone. She ... "They're singular on top and plural on the bottom." Submitted by Emil A studen...

Ngày tải lên: 25/09/2013, 20:10

... month?" The agent answers, "By the garbage dump.." Bank Teller: How do you like the money? English Student: I like it very much. Submitted by Safnil (Bengkulu University Indonesia) "Why ... "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, the...

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Ngày tải lên: 15/11/2013, 15:22

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Ngày tải lên: 14/12/2013, 23:15