... through the floor anyway, crush my wife, and then I was going to die MY FAIRY GOD TRADER My Fairy God Trader “Why are you here?” I asked “Have you ever heard the Story of the Pip Auction Game? ” ... blankly at the sweaty, fat hand that was about to crush my windpipe “Sheez, you’re not my benevolent Fairy God Trader You’re like my Fairy God Trader / Cantankerous Ranging Killer God Trader Fairy. ” ... even.” Then, we all realized that in the heat of the bidding, that the first trucker, and the rest of us, had forgotten the rules of the game: the winner would pay his last (winning) bid for the...